Interuppta my nap, I breaka your face

Listen man, I ain’t no slow loris, so don’t do anything you’ll regret; I don’t wanna have to introduce your face to my pink pads.

Do it, Jenn C. And send video.



  1. metsakins says:

    Kees, kees, nom nom nom.

  2. skippymom says:

    Had to immediately turn myself upside down to check the mouth. Is that a little tongue sticking out or just leeps? Can’t tell for sure, but either way would like to smooooooch!!

  3. “Just try to nuzzle my belly! I double-dog dare you!!”

  4. BEEEEP!

    You know no nose can be left up beeped

  5. skippymom says:

    It’s weird how this kitty’s back paws are, like, one-eighth the size of its front ones. What’s up with that anyway?

  6. Introduce me, introduce me!

    Oh, if only I weren’t allergic to cats 😥

  7. OMG, tooo much to do!! Must beep nose, snorgle belleh and then nom on toe beans.

  8. @Saffron: Division of labor is the way to go in cases like this. You take the nose and the toes, and I’ll take the belleh. Sound good?

  9. This is so freakin cute!!!! Kittens are so adorable!

  10. He does talk a mean game…i wanna play.

  11. StormCat42 says:

    Saffron and Berg – I want in on the action too!! I’ll take whatever you two don’t want!! *prepares for a great deal of nomming somewhere!*

  12. zeldapie says:

    I want to nom his peenk paddy paws!!!!!

  13. Pinkee pinkee toebeans; beepable nosickle; liddol white snowy bib; white toe floof:
    white booties; Blarghhhhhhh….. Klunk!!!!

  14. The title had me in hysterics.

  15. Paunchie says:

    stormcat42, you can tickle his underarms.

    Oh, he’s not so tough! I bet if you pet his belly, he’d purr and go back to sleep. Why do they sleep like that anyway, if not to ask for belly snorgs.

  16. Katiedid says:

    “I don’t wanna have to introduce your face to my pink pads.” lol XD and the pointy bits!!!

  17. Cornholio cat!

  18. Fluidstatic says:

    Toe beans match tongue. Fluidstatic’s head goes BOOM.

  19. China's Human says:

    My China does that for me to scratch her armpits! I have never had a cat that loved having their pits scratched – so weird!
    Such a cute pic – that belleh is just begging to be rubbed!

  20. Another candidate for the classic CO cha-cha: Nibble nibble squeeze squeeze pokey pokey BEEP!

    Theo, how’s that interview going?

    [Done. It was routine, but still nerve-wracking. Oh, and by the way… – Ed.]

  21. MarmieLover says:

    oooh, are those pawpads really that color? peeeenk paws… little blue minou…

  22. My 3 yr old son calls our cat’s paw pads “bouncy things” and asks “why her got bouncy things, so she can jump?” This pic is too cute.

  23. Beth covered in cat hair says:

    I love how one eye is just slightly open…I think there is a trust issue here.

    One of my kitties likes her armpits scratched too, only when I’ve gotten her good and happy with a copiuous amount of loving (and treats). I feel so used.

  24. Mmmmmmm, delicious beeeeeeeeeeanz.

  25. Howa you breaka da face wiffa the pinky pads?

    [Iffa youse hafsta aks… – Ed.]

  26. skippymom says:

    My cats all like the armpit scratch.

  27. Fleurdamour says:

    That belly is wide open for snorgling.

  28. victoreia says:

    Boy, that’s one loooooong stretch, if the back paws are that small in perspective….

  29. certified cutologist says:

    must… rub… teh bellehs….
    and another BEEP.

  30. @StormCat42: There’s plenty of kitteh here to go around–jump in and scratch the arm pits, nom any and all available toes, snorgle the tum, beep the nose, etc.

  31. MamaLana says:

    Oh sweetness!!!!!! Love love.

  32. For any of you that remember, this is the very same kitteh that sh*t the thermometer out of his booty at the vet. 🙂

  33. Thank you, Jenn, I’ll sleep much better knowing that. *SNERK*

  34. *sneaks in to nom kitty paw pads*

  35. WendyPinNJ says:

    TOE BEANS!!!

  36. @Saffron and Berg 😀 I will help with the petting of kitty’s head while we three take turns beeping kitty’s nose, snorgling kitty’s belly and nomming on kitty’s toe beans 😀

  37. Just what we need – Tony Soprano’s cat!

  38. Kitty’s feet are resting on somene’s orange pillow! I wish it was my pillow.

  39. Sounds like good plans, Berg and Teresa. Let the nomming commence!

    Theo, I like your weekend plans. 🙂

    [Heh. That’s ooooooold news, but Tuni’s brother Rikki still lives here. He will most CERTAINLY get bumbled and squeeshd. – Ed.]

  40. noblejoanie says:

    Teddy bear toes

  41. Emmberrann says:

    Not just toe beans. PEEEENNK TOE BEEANS!!
    Very cute kitteh strayche. Mr. Pickypants is ticklish, and doesn’t like underarm touchies.

  42. I can relate, kitty. Lately it’s been positively uncanny how often a much-needed nap gets interrupted by trivial…. um… stuff. Obviously I need kitteh toebeans as a warning sign!

  43. Peanut's Mama says:


  44. @Saffron and Berg 😆 First we all grab the kitty and start the nomming 😆