Apparently Ginge never learned the most important lesson from “A Christmas Story”:
“I weewy, weewy wish you had wahned me about dis befuhand.“
It’s all in Good Humor, Maria F.
[To a very few folks out there: Stand down, people. Please. We do understand chocolate isn't pet food. This kitten is taking small licks of the ice cream, not mawing a pound of baker's semi-sweet. And to the rest of you, carry on. - Ed.]