Part Seven: How to Be Interrogated
If you have heeded this guide thus far, your fledgling criminal career should proceed on solid footing. Alas, even the best-laid plans sometimes fail, and you may find yourself in police custody, forced to undergo a process called interrogation.
In these moments, it is paramount to remain calm, composed, and most of all, do not volunteer information that may be used against you. Provide short yes-or-no answers to the detectives’ inquiries, as demonstrated in the video below.
And where were you the night the toilet paper was shredded, Arlo R.?
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Hehehe, the owner is basically repeating the cat’s name (Matsu-chan) and asking it if it’s sleepy and whether it wants food.
cute cute! Matsuko-san LOOKS a bit asian too
Lol. My kitteh will talk back to me like that too. And generally she will say yes to anything about food.
I love how loud it’s purring while answering.
hhehehe i want that kitty!
I reckon the kitty is telling the man to bugger off so he can stay asleep.
Is there some Siamese in that kitteh? Of all the cats who ever owned me, she was the most talkative – and the one with the most criminal tendencies.
I grieve and I sorrow – I have no owner – I believe I should go to Cat Rescue, and plead with some nice kitty to adopt me.
Love to all
Awwww blessss! What a deadly cute criminal.
My goodness, I didn’t even see this post until now! Cute Overload is sneaking up on us!
This is CUTE..! I love how the kitty has it’s eyes closed so it looks Japanese too!!
@Suzanne…I love how loud kitteh is purring, too! Just utterly adorable all around!!
I can’t wait to see what the ‘talking animals’ guy does with this.
So adorable…though the goo in the eye was distracting me a bit, ha! My kitty gets that as well, poor things. I love kitties that talk back – LOVE.
Yeah he looks like he needs his face washed, and maybe a trip to the vet.
Adorable squawks though. Ma! Matsu! (meh!) You sleepy? (meh!)
It shows how good I am at languages, I thought the guy was speaking French.
My excuse is, I’m at work and I can’t have the volume too loud.
Anyhoo, the cat is speaking English :-
“You doighty rat, youse won’t get me teh sing my way into Sing Sing.
On my Mudder’s life, I didn’t do wit”
His mudder was a mudder. His father was a mudder. His fodder was a mudder?
What did I just say?!
Luv the orange and white prison jumpsuit.
– When does the section of the film, come up, when Al Pacino hollers:
“I’m WAHKIN, heah!!!!” at all the passing vehicles in traffic?????
Paunchie – “Hello Mudder, Hello Farder, here I am in, camp Grenada”
@ Resriechan: “I’m walkin’ heah!” was not spoken by Al Pacino, but instead by Dustin Hoffman, who ad-libbed the line in the movie “Midnight Cowboy.”
And repeated by Lt. Dan (Gary Sinese) in Forrest Gump. As an amputee in a wheel chair, and an angry drunk at that.
The mudder eats its fodder? What the?
Thank you Mike for correction (ya beat me to it) but I had never known it was ad-libbed. I still think Midnight Cowboy is one of the most interesting films I’ve ever seen. Amazing. (Although now I fast-forward through the “trip” sequence. Don’t need to see that too many times.)
As for the talking kitteh,he/she is adorable and definitely looks like she’d rather her “dad” just shut the heck up to let her sleep!
Kitteh has been investigated before, that’s obvious: one cool cookie….!
He says: “I am not tellin you nuffin besides ‘Mrrrrraaaaoooow’ and ‘Pffffffttttt’….
Anyhoooo; I try to get my cat to talk to me before I feed her: she’ll talk just a bit and then just sit there and look at the dish pointedly, as if to say, WELL, Well, well????
yes, he’s adorable…yes, he’s responding to japanese-speaking Keepers of the Food…
But please, let’s keep the “he even LOOKS asian” talk to a dull roar. Not the time, nor the place.
@ NTM:
me: (BLUSH)
and: D’OH!!!!!
(thanks!!!!sorry pholks for my error in quotation!!!)
I Object to this line of questioning…
love the sweet kitty buddha face!
Lil 03.04.10 at 1:17 am
I reckon the kitty is telling the man to bugger off so he can stay asleep.
That was my thought too!
あっ会話したいですよ！I loooove the purrmeows! My orange kitty does that <3 Also Macchan (hard name to translate!) is an adorable name for a kitty. The video info says something like "Even though he's sleepy he still answers", in case anyone is a Japanese nerd like I am.
My cat and I have this same conversation, only one of us speaks English.
oh so cuuuuuute!!!!!! mow mow mow
I only watched a quarter of the video…and all I can say is: “Mer…Meaw…Meu…Meow…” ykwim
that’s so cute
chinese cats creep me out. look at its crazy eyes
How did I miss this post!
SO cute and some kitties are just chatter kitties and some aren’t.
What a cute cute CUTE conversation! I adore this cat, and the man who was talking with it.
I love chattering kitties. Sweet baby.
Hai! (Yes)
I love when the guy gives up on speaking and justs starts meowing at the cat. Matsu-chan….nyyaaaao? Nyao?
I love how the owner barks at it. “Wanwan!” and the cat makes that funky noise.
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