Thanks, Don Pardo! Now, before we begin today’s game, let’s note that No-Name’s eyes seem to reflect a certain, uh, JEAN pool! HA! But now to get down to business: It seems that No-Name’s owners are still up in the air about a name for this ball-of-static-electricity with eyes. So what say you? Can you name this kitten?*
*Exclusions apply, as in it’s *possible* this kitten has already been named.
But maybe you should keep an open mind, because our readers are very creative, Dave M.
Boggle!
is it a boy or girl kitteh?
I vote for Prosh! As in, lemme snorgle that Prosh!
I’d name it Fry if it’s a guy. Hey that ryhms
Call him Killer, cause his/her eyes just MURDERED ME!!!
Googly Blue?
Since he loves the denim, name him Levi!
There’s an angelic quality to this little sweetie.
Angel is the only name appropriate.
Marty
Oshii. Japanese for delicious.
I like human names for pets, like Carlos and Jeffery and Cornelius.
CREAMSICLE!
if he’s full of static electricity, you should call him Tesla!
Puddin head
like after the inventor of the Tesla machine. You know, the one that makes static electricity?
Oh Jillian, I like Creamsicle!! If not that name, how about Princess? Hopefully it’s a girl if they choose that name! haha
Carl.
How ’bout LittleTinyBallOfFluffitudeThatMakesMyHeartHurt.
Versace – as in Blue Jeans Perfume/cologne!!!
If it is a boy they should name him Sinatra (Ol’ Blue Eyes)
Herbert Menninger.
Snewfy!
Tesla coil…
bella jean or bella blue
Alfred, or Freida, depending on gender.
adorable.
PEANUT
My kitten was a ball of static too. That’s why she got named Static. It suits her!
Snorgle Puffinpants
jones/jonesie. after the marmie in the movie Alien.
“Ornj.”
Mr. Cutie Pants McGee!
Name it Blueberry, it’s eyes are like blueberries! It’s nickname could be Blueberry Pie
Devil with the Blue Eyes!
Actually looks like my Mom’s “Butterscotch The Ice Cream Kitty”. (actual full name) He mostly goes by “Butter” or “CAT!” now LOL.
My mind was jostled when this picture came up, and I think I now have brain trauma.
Pounce!
Squeeze-me McStuffersonsout
Mine.
Cinamon McSweetie
or
Henry.
:3
Pie as in sweety pie cause that’s what he/she is!
I’m with Kar
Mine mine and all mine
butterscotch! how come no one said butterscotch! or peanutbutter!
I vote Sir Elliot Wifflebottem III. Or, if it happens to be a female kitteh: Kali, Destroyer of Worlds.
Betty.
We had a foster kitten who looked exactly like this! His name was Francois.
Whoops, misspelled Wifflebottom.
Hairy Pawter
how ’bout “Mr. Met” cause he’s orange and blue?
In honor of the hovertext, how about Bowie?
..who is the composer of the song “Chubby Little Fat Man”.
http://www.littlemanwhatnow.com/2006/09/review-extras-series-two-episode-two.html
Or you can name him Splort ’cause that is what I just did!
Optimus Prime.
Someone suggested Sinatra, after ol’ blue eyes, but I like Frank or Frankie for that inspiration.
As for other names, I’m stumped. I’d have to play with this little bundle of static to figure it out.
Although, Nikola, as in Nikola Tesla is a good name, as other have suggested…
Klem Kadiddlehopper… (Yea, I’m aging myself here…)
Precious?
Purty?
StoleMyHeartAndNowICan’tBreathe?
Sweet SugarLump of Love and Cuteness
Its name should be something along the lines of “Squee!!!” or “OMGSOFUZZY” because, personally, that’s probably all I’d be able to say in front of that kitteh!
DDD
ohmigosh I want him. Name him Zap
I would name that kitty Fula if it is a girl. If it is a boy, hmm, I have no idea.
Yoshi
Just looks like a Yoshi to me.
Or Denim. IF the eyes stay blue.
Levi
Gloria / Amanda [Vanderbilt]
Liz [Claiborne]
Wrangler
Lee
After jeans
Or Jean
Genevieve (jeans)
how about sushi?
or periwinkle?
or harriet?
or ‘cat’ after holly golightly’s pet?
or lucille?
I WANT THAT KITTEN!!!!
Otis.
Name the kitteh “Awwwww.” It will probably think that’s it’s name after a while anyway.
I had a baby that looked just like this. I named him “Cinnamon Man”. He lived 15 years.
Aurora (because she’s so pretty!)
She looks just like my Grandma so ELSIE
Marmalade Muffin
Muffin. Trouble. Munchkin. Emma. Dave.
He looks a little Igor-ish to me.
Fuzzy Naval………….
How about Electra?
Clementine!
Caramel!
After Laura – what about “Grandma”?
Today is Don Pardo’s birthday. Name him Don Pardo! Happy Birthday, Mr. Pardo!
Praline
Let the kitty hear differant words espically ones with (s) and (p) and the try the vowels sounds a,e,i o u . I have found that kittehs and puppies like certain sounds and will respond better to a sound they like. My cats like s sounds thats why one is named samuel. The other I picked for him though cause he had been returned to human sociaty cause he was the runt of the litter and was not playfull enough for the family that took him. He is named Wallie, and he loves it but he also like o sounding names olie . go figure. Cutie pie thats what that kitty is.
Osiris! You could call him Ozzie for short.
Puddin’ Pop!
Figaro!
There’s only one name that comes to mind after looking into those sweet innocent eyes …….
( drum roll please)
TROUBLE !
Chaos.
Mr. Awesome is a good name for a cat.
i would simply call heem [or her]…. “FLOOF”
Tesla would be pretty awesome. Or:
(Bowie-themed)
Ziggy
Genie
Zissou
(I want to eat you-themed)
Pumpkin
Clementine
Graham
(Butter) Pecan
Bailey (a la Irish Cream)
Dumpling!
Beanie
someone said zap, i think that’s perfect! it would even work if it’s a girl kitty.
“Snorgles”. Or “Darth Snorgles.”
[oh DEFINITELY the latter
- Ed.]
Ms. (or Mr.) Kitty Fantastico is the obvious choice here.
PUFFY!
GingerSnap!
@Kiragirl, that’s way too sad a name.
Punkin Head. PUNKIN HEAD!!!
How about “Meg”?
He/she could then be the official CO mascot of your house!
Djinn!
Whisper
Dandilion
Angora
Cachmere
Carmen
Squee!
Name him Squee, because that’s what people will do when they see him!
Barring “Meg” I think you should go with something like “ohmygodi’mgoingtoeatyouinonetinylittlebite”… either that or Tim the Enchanter
Shampoo
peachy
OR
Zippy.
Baby Indigo.
I’m getting an uncontrollable urge to knit the Blue Jean Shawl … can’t imagine why that is!
Maybe Orion for a boy (which I think most orange cats are?) or Abby for a girl.. I know they’re not cutesy but I like normal-ish names.. Plus he’ll be a beautiful full-grown cat all too soon, so the qte-overkill doesn’t last forever.
Fuzzybutt
or
Squee
or
Creamsicle
How about Gator — for his/her orange and blue colors, which are also the University of Florida colors?! (Tesla also is the coolest name!)
Nomwich McLuncherson
WonderBabe.
Smoooooooch.
Twinkie!
Orange Sherbet!!
I’m with the Sinatra theme…call him/her Blue Eyes and just Blue for short
But I also like Fuzzy McSnuffersons!!
Those eyes are pointing outwards just a smidge, so how about Marty? As in Feldman, better known as Igor from Young Frankenstein. (picture)
Binx or Milo
following sarabeegee – Twinkie is perfect and unisex!
That’s it. If not Elsie or Grandma it must be TWINKIE!!
Cute Ip.
(say aloud)
I second the vote for Fuzzy Naval; didja know, it’s based on Peach flavor aka lil’ puurson’s couleur??
But since I don’t drink the alkyhol, the second part refers to me Da’s branch of the ‘Mericun military forces …………..
Still brings kyoooooooooooot to mind.
And no explanashun needed for the Fuzzy part (unless some day you need to shave his/ her entire body for a medical treatment) ….
Browsed too fast to write down the commenter’s # but it was up around # 50-60 or so………..All props to that purrson, not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I second the vote for Mr. Met. Or call him Lenny or Darryl or Mike or Keith…or Mookie!
tabbioca puddin kat.
["Tabbioca" is inspired - Ed.]
Creamsickle.
I vote for Squee !!! Every time I look at her i go Squeeeeeeeeee !!!
Warrior
Mr. Fluffkins
Hey Whiskers! FuzzyButt is what I call my babies!! Either that or Fuzzy Thighs… hee hee
Dollop
I am throwing in my vote for Zap. That one makes me smile for some reason.
Zap the Kitty!
Galore.
[I can get behind this.
- Ed.]
Agent Orange
@Vicki #42 – NICE Beatles reference! Just don’t splash the baby with ceremonial red paint!
Button! well, because he/she’s as cute as a.. (yep, you guys chorus-ed in the last part.)
Jolie
Noodles
duke/duchess Wigglesworth of hanover the III
Penelope!
Humptyback Fluffybuns.
Poof Bunwalla.
Lyle Lovemetender
Ol’ Blue-Eyes McGee
Dewdrop Dunderfluffernutter
…
Fred.
Seifer. Seifer Cat.
GATOR!
Pasickie
mr. nibbles!
You shall call him BLORP.
Aurea – if it’s a girl.
Widdle
Popsicki
Or as Jenerally said, “Oshii”- how presh would that be?!
If you’re going with the blue theme…
azure
ceil
Cerulean
cyan
sapphire
lapis lazuli or laz for short
I can’t come up with a name, ‘cuz my brains melted from the qte!
Sven, after Sven Kramer who was the first athlete from the Netherlands to win a gold medal in Vancouver.
You know, cos he’s orange.
And if it’s a girl kitty, Ireen.
(I might have a touch of Olympic Fever just now.)
Kenobi for a boy
Padmé for a girl
Tinkerbelle or just Tink.
Excelsior
or Spumonie
Murphy … just because it’s a cool name. Or if you prefer… like Murphy’s Red
Frankie Sinatra (aka Lil’ Blue Eyes)
Snugglebunnyfurrballliciousdoodlybumprumpletiggerhuggies
Peche, it means “peach”.
Remember — this little one will grow up to be a dignified and aloof creature who rules from his cushion and may, if you are quick with the tuna, allow you to pet him or her. Therefore he/she will grow out of little cute names. We had a cat named Tigger (now departed–we miss him so!) named by the toddler-of-the-house. But as a grown up Maine Coon, he looked nothing at all like a Tigger and much more like the lord of the manor.
Therefore, I suggest a name that can be shortened during cute-kittenhood, and made dignified later on. As in Whiffenpoofle. Right?
Larry or Moe or Curley and lets not forget Shemp
We once named four of our chickens this… it was awesome!
British names are always good for teh kittehs. How about Tim, or maybe Trevor?
I figured someone else would suggest this first but apparently, I’m more original than I thought
This kitty should most definitely be called:
Jean Gray
['cause when she grows up, she'll be consumed by her unimaginable telekinetic powers, and become The Phoelix?
- Ed.]
BTW, the blue in his eyes will probably change as he grows up.
Dwayne
OH What about Merlin
Because he magically stole my heart!
Esperance!
OR Lancelot!
What about Hank
Oishii is Japanese for delicious, you’re missing the first “i”.
Anyways, I think the cat should be named Captain Fuzzy Bottom.
Commodore Alexander Forever, Heir to the Phoenician Void, Eater of Comets.
Fang. Or Snack, since this kitteh is so cute you want to eat him all up (metaphorically speaking)
[Naturally. OM NOM NOM NOM - Ed.]
I had a kitty this color a long time ago. His name was Horton.
Penelope or Parker
Someone suggested Sinatra after Ol’ Blue Eyes—How about Frankie
Furby — for furry baby.
Num-num
Waffles!
Blue Purrs (sounds like bloopers!!)
Love the previous Frank Sinatra comment!
But he looks like an Oliver to me (I think of the 80′s cartoon Oliver & Company)
Mr. Larry Buttons.
I vote for “Cliff.”
Tater Tot
Or
GetInMyPurse
Daffodil.
Merkin
(because of location)
[
SO WRONG 
- Ed.]
Zelda!
[It's dangerous to go alone. Take this. - Ed.]
i love Creamsickle like Jillian suggested. She/he prolly won’t have blue eyes once he gets big, unless I’m mistaken. My kittehs had blue eyes and grew out of them.
Milo!!!! Like from Milo and Otis!! Pronounced ( My-lo )
I think that they should name her Fluffernutter because she looks like sweet marshmallow and nommy peanut butter all mixed together.
Walleye!
Vandegraff, as in the static generator.
[Too true! - Ed.]
Tallahassee
Galeta/ Galetina/o (Catalan for cookie, little cookie)
Pishchanyy̆ (Ukrainian for sandy) – or just Pish
Pollock
Hansel or Gretel
Wait no one said Squishy yet?
We shall call him Squishy!
Mushroom!
Furbl
Name him Waldo!
George. Just a-cause.
(perhaps not too successful a knockoff of Burberry, but…)
BLUEBABY
Shorty
Pumpkin
He’s got enough white fur, his eyes might actually stay blue. I wouldn’t count on it though.
Sapphire Creamsicle
OMGeddon?
(As in OMG, this kitteh is so cute none will ever be cuter and the world must now end.)
Ichi bon….its number one!
Melba (as in Peach Melba!)
butterscotch von puffybutt
Professor Poopipants
She’s beautiful. Her name should be Lana as in Lana Turner
A friend of mine who was a frantic ball of boundless energy was nicknamed Sputnik!
theodore roosevelt.
[Ooh, something tells me you're on the right track.
- Ed.]
I vote Pixel, to commemorate his online debut and instant success as a model!
Or Cat-thulu, because he threatens to EAT MY SOUL.
sdancer14: My brother once roommated with some hominid bipeds and a canine quadruped which was *ALSO* not only full of boundless energy, but it was a rather scatterbrained, illogical type of energy (unfortunately the bipeds were of the male collegiate variety who rather enjoyed mental experiments…) When the bipeds got the canine all riled up, they would gather two HUGE pinecones (not the average, handsize pine cone; these were six inches or so ea) and toss one to the east & one to the west….the canine in question, **who was ALSO named Sputnik** never knew in which direction to chase, first & got himself all tangled up & frantic & excited ….
While this particular brother of mine, *DID* major in science, it unfortunately was *not* a degree in Brain Surgery ….
Signed,
He Ain’t Too Heavy (but) He’s My Brudder……….
I was going to name my kitten Nezumi which is Japanese for rat because she skittered around the house so fast it reminded me of a rat. I think the name Nezumi is really cute even though it means rat
Fondu!
Conan!
Peaches!
Kevin
Doesn’t matter what name you give a kitten.. Most of the time they must end up thinking that their name is either “Getdownfromthere”, or “Whatareyoudoing!?”
OMG #207 you’re right!
The rest of us slackers might have noticed the resemblance a few weeks ago.
Gilford~
Cutiepants Flufflebutt III. This is a capital name!!!!!!
Merlin or Morgan le Fay
Niblet
Buttercup if its a girl and Rocket if its a boy.
Mateo
Or Matilda if it’s a girl
LOL TO THE “GETINMYPURSE”
I want munchkin!
Ralph. Don’t know why, but the name just popped into my head as soon as I saw the little cutie.
Chiquita or Jimmy
Her (?) name should be “Magic”. So magical are her blue eyes!
I shall name you Grandpa!
Don’t forget to feed Grandpa before we go to bed, otherwise he’ll wake us up at 6 am!
Oh no, Grandpa peed on the rug!
Wanna snuggle, Grandpa?
Blossom, because she is such a little dearie.
I think I need personal experience with this kitten before I can consider a name. Please to deliver him/her to my house immediately for snorgling.
Nemo! It means “no name” in Latin.
Marmaduke..after the comic strip…struck me as a big name for a tiny cat.
Or Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes
I will cuddle him till u figure out a name.
@Theresa, so true, sorry, hehe.
ok, (I like above re: to Peaches), but let’s just keep it simple:
FUZZ
Emperor Charles V. Mephistopheles, aka Chip
I would call her Catlin.
Thompson.
I agree with Peaches if a girl and suggest Percy if a boy. Our marmalade cat is Percy and it fit him well as kitten and aloof cat.
@Kathy, We had a marmie foster kitten named Percy after the cat from Sinfest. It fit him well.
Fluffernutter–combination of peanut butter and marshmallows. Also, he/she is fluffy and probably a nut.
Doppler
Pearl. For such a gem of a kitty.
Goggle. ^_^
Estlin! Way back at 9:18 this morning, you named it Marty. The second I looked at this little kitten face, I thought “Marty!” I say that two suggestions for the same obviously perfect name constitute a majority. Marty it is.
Male: Olivier
Female: Proshmina
Either: Marshmallow
Percival Barthalomew Codwolloper III
Tangerine,
tangerine,
living reflection from a dream!
IDK, such a cute kitty, Tangerine would fit!
Baby-faced Phinster
Lol, footnotegirl & Marly, I thought of fluffernutters too. Also toasted marshmallows…yum…
Boo Boo kitty, just like from Laverne and Shirley!
I nominate Kawaii (qte in Japanese)!
Fred.
or NOODLE!
Princess McFuzzy Pants
Tiddily Wink or “Twink” for short
Yes, Twink is just perfect
Button, as in cute as.
Iggy Stardust!
I like Butter!
How about Smirnoff – like my gorgeous Maine Coon.
Adorable kitten, totally ADORABLE. Name suggestions: FitzGin (short for FitzGinger, long for Fitz or Gin), or maybe even…Nom-nom. *choke* Or not. Or how about Pep? Creamsicle? Soooo cute!
Princesa Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bobesca the Third?
You could call her Dot.
okay, i made it to #46 260Oakley’s Hairy Pawter….!! I’m voting for that!!!!
Because of the orange: Cheeto
Or how about Flake?
BUGSY!!!!!
I’ll go for “Galore” too. Niiiiiiice.
Creamsicle! Or Waffles!
1.) Blueberry (b/c of the eyes)
2.) Static (as in static electricity)
3.) Werthers (the candy)
4.) Dulce de leche
….
Bitterblue. It’s such a cute name! Plus it works for a boy or a girl.
bowser
My orange boy is named Gizmo. It suits him well. I like Ralph and Chip from above, too.
Lux (gender-neutral name meaning light), can be called Lucky too
or
Henrietta Pussycat (after the character on Mister Roger’s Neighborhood)
How about Marmalade?
Creamsicle
If female, name her Iris. If male, Kyle. No, I don’t know why.
“Creamsicle ” was the first name that popped in my head, even before I saw the other suggestions!
Nougat the Cat
Hugh if its a boy
Emma if its a girl
Mulberry Von Regalsworth
I like Butterscotch.
BTW, all kittehs have blue eyes when they’re really little. This one’s will yellow up in no time.
Mr or Miss Fluffernutter
[still waiting for the Eddie Izzard riffs on "Englebert Humperdinck" to start showing up... must be the time zones - Ed.]
*SMURF*
Capuccino! If it’s a girl, then… Capuccina!
[And if it's a monkey... Capuchin!
- Ed.]
Sag Banwallah, Theo.
[Heh. Sometimes you just gotta help fate along.
- Ed.]
Sapphire!
Butterscotch (or Scotterbutch if you want to play), which can be shorted to Butter, Scotch or Scotchie. Werther (after the butterscotch candies), Carmel/Carmelina. But if we’re voting on what’s already been suggested, I like Zap if the kitten has lots of energy.
I like the name Charlie – for a boy or a girl
[...or "Angel", likewise - Ed.]
Creamsicle
Lollipop
Robin
Tigger
Tiger
Angel
Static
Snorgle
Butterscotch
Edward ScissorPaws
Wolverine
Tangerine
Princess Peach
ykwim
Levi for a boy- you did say “jeans”, and for a girl, Juicy.
Buttons.
Or Malevolence.
I once had a yellow/white cat, named him Marmaduke (for marmalade coloring) and called him “Duke” most of the time. This baby is more like a fluffy mcsweetums but will grow up into a more adult-like animule so that should be taken into consideration.
“Precious”. Your Oscar is coming.
Molly
Creamsicle, Dreamsicle , Lollipop, Tigger, Tiger, Wolverine, Princess Peach, Static, Robin, Snorgle, Edward ScissorPaws, Buzz, Munchkin, Squee, Flashy, Matilda, Chipmunk, Foxy, Elmo, Cheetah, Marbles, Taji, Dreamer, Angel, Pristine, Love bug, Infatuation, Armani, Figi, Poppy, Muppet, Shasta, Gemstone, Sunset, Rusty, Bear, Freedom, Gatsby, Honey bee, Honey, Twinkie, Timon, Kisses, Maestro, Star, Pixie, Blossom.
ykwim
[Um... OK, that's quite a lot, now - Ed.]
I had to read 286 comments to make sure this one wasn’t taken.
“”Peeve”, as in “That is my pet, Peeve.”
MC
(If my four cats didn’t come pre-named, I would have used this one myself)
[Hmm, this one works for hamsters and dogs and garter snakes too - Ed.]
Gravy, Caramel, Mocha, Java, Latte, Macaroon, Nestle, Morsel, or Truffle.
I would name him/her Sweetpea.
I’d have to nominate a name I heard on the Big Bang Theory:
Sergeant Fuzzyboots
OMG, such an adorable baby!!!!!!!!
Reading these names has been so much fun! My cotribution would be as follows:
assuming “it” is female: 1st suggestion would be Bette as in Bette Davis Eyes
2nd suggestion would be Eartha Kitt-en
[I like the second one.
- Ed.]
well…Ms. Galore was played by Honor Blackman…so whether a girl or boy, she can be Honor or he can be Blackman….or just go with Galore.
Anna…
Fanna Bobanna ……
(I can’t remember the song’s formula ….I’m sure that some clevair CO’er knows my point of reference & can “take it, from here” …..???
How about Electra if it a girl – after static electricity – plus her eyes are so sweet – their just shocking blue
)
hm. malevolence is kind of a cool name for a kitty.
Bean.
Or Harold.
Duke, as in Marmie-duke
Button.. or Sugar? If you’re going for cutesy… oorrr Sarah!!! (for a girl) and Moe for a boy? Or Dean… regular human names are cute too
Puddin’ Pop
Ooh, whoever said Butterscotch.. that’s a good one too.
ps. I almost named my last hamster Sugar, and he’s a boy… my current hamster is named Sheldon (he’s a dwarf Russian hamster, and quite sweet – not like the girl at the petstore said, that they’re all mean). So anyway – Sheldon would be cute too.
porgi!!
[As long as there's also a Bess. - Old Man River]
Quigby
The Tingler
[Uh hmmmmm... - Ed.]
Whoah, hi everyone!
I must have submitted this shot quite a while ago, and I’m afraid she HAS been named now, but these are just brilliant suggestions! I think we’ll definitely use one a week as pet names – should keep her going for a while!
Anyway, we called her Lyra in the end, and her brother Milo. They’re just over a year old now, the colour of their eyes has changed, and they’re not quite as fuzzy, but still completely gorgeous! Y’all can see more of them here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/davemorris/sets/72157613470741491/
And of course you’re right – she IS adorable
Stop by any time to see more shots of them, folks!
[Oof.
Total f****** WIN, people! (size L) - Ed.]
Teh Emperor of Cute. Or Snorgle.
Robocop
She looks like a Sandra to me.
Umami – ’cause that kitty is SAVORY! *nomming on her(?) precious little nose*
You named her after Lyra in The Golden Compass? (Was Pantalaimon too long?
)
Clooney (as in George)
Velcro. (Half fuzzy and soft, half spiky little hooks that cling.)
Julius (Orange Julius. Suits the color and the yumminess.)
Koi (For the fish she rather resembles.)
Or… The E-lint-minator (for the shed-able, spreadable, fluff of DOOOOOOM)
“Zap” was already suggested, I like. If kitty is grabby-pawed, and since Cute Overload loves anteaters so, “Zot” also works! (No relation to the Queen of Wands comic kitten, she was a tortie. I’m referencin’ the anteater of “B.C.” comic fame, here.)
I would call him/her C.P. Blue for Cutie Pie Blue.
Ooh. “Lyra” is a lovely name. Nice to see the updated cuteness!
& @ resriechan – (go)anna banna bo banna, banana fanna fo fanna, fee fi mo-anna, (go)anna!
*lizard-scuttles away*
Bette Davis – as in “She has Bette Davis
Eyes”
Dulce. Its Portuguese for “sweet” and works whether its a boy or a girl.
Cornflake!
@ Theo:
Zingelbert Bembledack
Yingybert Dambleback
Zangelbert Bingledack
Wengelbert Humptyback
Slut Bunwallah
Kringelbert Fishtybuns
Steviebuns Buttritrundle
How about just Gerry Dorsey ;3
[You know, it's an egregious in-joke, but I could quite happily name a cat Gerry Dorsey. Or maybe "Flag" - Ed.]
Sorry – I read the other names after I posted – Bette Davis was old hat!
Dunkin. Dunkin Doughnuts, in my opinion, has the best coffee and this cutie pie is the color of a perfect light and sweet small coffee that I get. Dunkin – sweet and de-lish!
Something unique.
I know that she was already named but this kitteh really looks like a Yiskah. c:
derp
Parsnip!
Puff. But I kind of like Twinkie and Tesla, too.
If you do decide to name that cutie after the Japanese word for ‘delicious’, make sure you call the kitty ‘Oishii’ and not ‘Oshii’ (as Oshii is most likely a typo?).
I’m with Vicki though: Sir Elliot Wifflebottom III or Kali, Destroyer of Worlds are pretty awesome names.
Or Ed. Ed is a good name for a cat. Even if that kitty is a girl.
[OK but could Ed maybe be short for Editor? ...the Cat? - Ed.]
Vladimir Paw-tin if it’s a boy, Cat-erine the Great if it’s a girl.
Kindle. Or Tesla, Tesla’s good, too. Or you could just name him (or her!) Omygoshsocute, because that’s what you’ll always be saying when you see him!!! =D
Blueberry Muffin, Muff for short
Bet nobody ever asks for help again… did anyone even notice post #305??
Excellent list to have on hand for future naming needs.
=)
Lyra (good suggestion from above!)
Moxie (because ‘Lyra’ made me think of the Golden Compass)
Flan (from her coloration and deliciousness)
Dulce (also from her coloration and sweetness and deliciousness)
Pandoo
Lyra and Milo are great names.
I have a white and buff kitty (who will be 20 years old in just over two weeks, bless her fuzzy little heart) named Mungojerrie. Her poor dear sister, who passed away four years ago, was Rumpelteazer.
Call the cat Spoony.
Puppy
[I did once name a cat "Fish". Female marmalade kitty. - Ed.]
carrot! because he’s orange
Flooferbean. *nods*
CREAM PUFF!
wait… which Bob, now?
Name him or her after a pop culture Science Fiction character! Just observe kitty’s behavior and pick a character he or she reminds you of….
We named our most recent cat “Giaus” for Giaus Baltar on Battlestar Galactica, the cat before him is “Vala” for “Vala Mal Doran” on Stargate, the cat before her is “Zach” for Dr. Zachery Smith on Lost in Space, and the two cats before them are Scully and Mulder (Mulder has passed on, Scully’s still kickin’ butts and takin’ names.) Other cats we’ve had were Mad Max, Indy Jones, Newt (Aliens) and Gozer the Gozarian (Ghostbusters). All of them behaved like the characters they were named after!
Zeekzee.
Or
Speekzee.
Creme fraiche
Tira (short for Tiramisu)
[Dammit, now I want dessert. *DROOL* - Ed.]
Sapphire if she’s female, Mocha if he’s male.
On the jean theme – wither Sergio Valenti (what cat does not nned a middle nmae) or Jordache.
Congressman Squeezyfluffs
@ Ed’s: is this, the FASTEST 350 comments ever on one post??
(like, it’s been, like, LESS THAN, like, 12 hours and there are almost 350 suggestions or at least comments posted already???)
Signed,
Names R Us aka CO commenters are cool
[Hmm, I dunno, and I'm not sure how I could go back and measure. Our "EVERYBODY NAME THIS ______" posts do tend to be comment-fests, though. - Ed.]
Farfale. : )
casper or ……taffy
@ Cheryl # 3 hundred & something:
While I cannot argue that *BOTH* le/ la kittain(e) and Geo. Clooney are adorable,
YOUR MOTIVES R SHOWING!!!!
(definitely worth a try; you could email Geo. Clooney’s webpage with your vote. Who knows; maybe he’s a kitten fanatic & it *just might* getcha a date!!!
Stranger things have happened…)
@ Editors: the top comment and the most recent one do show time of post (at least as of what is it? West Coast time??)
[I mean systematically and statistically, given the massive library of posts we've accumulated over the years. No WAY am I going to go back and compare one-at-a-time. Yikes! - Ed.]
I support “Tabbioca,” and then you must learn and sing constantly the “Tapioca” song from “Thoroughly Modern Millie.” And dance. With the kitty. Tab, Tab, Tabbioca, EVERYBODY …
Darth Vader
If a boy…Deacon Blue.
What a cutie!
Mr. Pouncy. Or Fifty-fifty. Or Jenny. Or Kevin.
“Spencer” for a boy kitteh
“Zuzu” for a girl kitteh
Squiggie.
Chaucer!
@ Ed” oh, no I had no intention to do a hard-core numbers-crunching study.
Seemed to me, (at least since I’ve been watching CO, which is only a quark in the history of the Universe) that high comments seem to accrue over several days’ time.
I just figured, maybe the top 3 of all time & the times. No worries; just a curiosity and NEVER intend any harm to anyone’s calculator or appreciation of spam filtering & such fun times that I’m sure are part of yer duteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
No body means nuttin’ demandin’, like….K?
Thanks for indulging my idle curiosity.
Peace.
[FYI, at the time of this update, CO has 5,399 published posts total. - Ed.]
[...and 407,283 comments. - Ed.]
it’s name is zeus.
His name is Puff. He is the destroyer of worlds.
twinkletoes
peanut
If it’s a girl: Patty
If it’s a boy: Weldon
That’s what I’m getting from the photo.
poky paws!
Timothy. Or Grizelda.
Squiggle woggle von fuzzy boms!
Romulus Thundergoat
Parcel!
@ person from #364 (I ain’t even gonna BOTHER tryin’ ta get all those 000′s, ooo’s, and OOO’s organized):
were you aware, that the Monkees released (on an album) a *VERY SILLY* song called “Auntie Grizelda”??? In a silly, Monty Pythonish way, it was kinda fun.
Signed,
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooold person of 45ish actual years
Olympia if kitty is a girl or Orion if kitty is a boy
followed by Spoiled Rotten 
which follows the names of ALL of our kitties 
@ 359:
But I thought that Puff was the Magic Dragon.
Please see: Peter Paul (& Mary RIP 2009) for supporting data.
Thank you.
Snorglepie McFluffypants
My son has a cat named Truck. He likes it. So how about something like Diesel?
I have a Miss Honey and Miss Baby, but no males. If I did, he would be Misogynist (Mister or Oj, for short.)
OH…SO….CUTE!!! here’s my name for him:
Waldo!
vote for me! I think Waldo would be SO cute and So perfect!!!
@Theo – that’s where I was coming from with my first two suggestions… maybe got a little too lost in translation? (see #133)
Hm…Katze? ((Cat in german))
I would name this kittie “Precious” or “Precious” the flying fluff ball and for a nickname “Mazik”
I think Francis would have been perfect, but Lyra’s nice too.
My cat is actually called No-Name. But damn that little thing is cute
How about Toffee?
Tearis for female, or Bilqi for male
Percibal!
i would so name it either Grace or sky if it is a girl. if it is a boy, i don’t no what i would name that pretty little kitten!
I think u should name it depending on what it is! If it’s a boy then name it Lightning
or Zeus! If it’s a girl then name it Athena or maybe lily (as in water lily!) I think those names r soooo cute!!!! =)
well maybe not athena that would b kinda wierd!
furball?
Er I know I posted too many names xD I was sittin there thinking. Sorry ^^; ykwim
Pickles or Gumby because we love those names!
B00GRRR its a french word that means something that is stuck in your nose !
you should name it hippo.
I has a question. Prolly all you computer savvy folks out there will think is dumb. Which it might be. But, how do you make money off of a free Blog? Is the income from the advertisements? Just curious.
Crap! Loretta’s back. I have some pettin’ to do. Bye!
Oh no. Now she seems to understand that she owns me. I’m screwed.
*hopelessly petting stupid cat* *drowning* (help me)