Japanese engineers WILL NOT be STOPPED

It appears Japanese engineers have upgraded Momonga Flying Pocket Pets. These doe-eyed bewhiskered Tribbles can now assume 90-degree “Baroo” angles. Obviously, this feature was added so they could swoop in and nom any cupcakes left on the windowsill to cool.

Don’t miss the LEETLE tuft of hiney hair to the right of the tree, Joe S.

52 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Kitteh Toez says:

    Omg, Pikachu, I choose you!!! <3

  2. resriechan says:

    – Am I missing out on any features, if I *only* have a ‘puter and don’t EVEN OWN A CELLPHONE?????

    (like, I’ ve never bought EVEN ONE cellphone…….

    I’m still waiting on the Gub’ment to deport me to Outer Mongolia & relinquish my ‘Mericun citizenship but ……..so far they’ve allowed me to remain here on these hallowed shores w/o a cellphone….)

  3. Redwood says:

    If this were the cuteness olympics, Japan would be owning the podium!

  4. ceejoe says:

    omg, I’m glad these didn’t get posted the same day as the long-tailed tits – I would not be able to function!

  5. AuntieMame says:

    Ooh, thanks for the hint, Meg! I would have completely missed the hiney hair without the prompt!

  6. I’ve just exploded from the cuteness.

  7. Malle Babbe says:

    He’s a little hand grenade of cute!

  8. Berg says:

    I can’t decide if it’s cuter with my head in its normal vertical position, or if I lean my head wa-a-a-y over to the left. More testing is needed.

  9. Mr. Stranger says:

    what is that exactly?? i’ve seen pictures of them more than once, dang it’s cute!

  10. mE says:

    so cute it makes me want to gouge my eyes out

  11. ilovecuteanipals says:

    GAH! I may quite possibly keel over…TEH…QTE!!!

  12. TnGirlSL says:

    Yeeep!

  13. mtkees says:

    @resriechan I’ve never owned a cell phone either owing to the fact that I live way out in the woods where there is no cell phone coverage. On the other hand, there is DSL, so I can download the qte a high speed.

    Oh, and to the momonga I go *BEEP*

  14. Lucy says:

    Oh the nommable feetsies, ears, nose–everything! This animal has a cutocracy! I want to cuddle with one!

  15. crackjob says:

    Smilingks!

  16. resriechan says:

    mtkees, welcome to my world !!

    I found & printed & kept a 2009 NY Times article
    called “The Cellphone Refuseniks” AND I”M PROUD to say it !!!!

  17. resriechan says:

    PS to The Meg:

    “in re. the title to this post:

    AndjerpointIS??????”
    :) :)

  18. H says:

    Does anyone here know what that squirrel is called?

    ["Momonga" I believe - Ed.]

  19. Elena1030 says:

    I think my head is about to asplode from teh qte!!!!! Sometimes the BEF lowers teh qte quotient, but with this cutie-patootie, it’s B to the E the F fabulous! Sooo cute!! (Still not cuter than the boids, though.)

    Kitteh Toez, I haz agreemint witcha in the Pikachu-ness.

  20. raiu9 says:

    DOH! -falls out of chair ded-

  21. Peanuts mama says:

    ROFLMAO@hiney hair. LOVE IT!

  22. Fluidstatic says:

    Oh, god. It’s a tiny fluffy NINJA ready to steal my gyoza. *shields lunch with both hands and tilts head all the way to the left* Ahn, the huge anime eyes. I am transfixedinated.

  23. BStrange says:

    “The Cellphone Refuseniks” – so that’s what I am. *joins herd*

    *scrolls back up to view squirrelly buttfluff* …All my cupcakes are belong to momonga… *happy geeky sigh*

  24. Willow says:

    So Cute!!!!

  25. Kelley says:

    Having eyes larger than one’s ears must be a cute rule! Or maybe just illegal!

  26. RoboSquirrel says:

    Is that his little furry wang or something to the right of the tree?

  27. Surrealle says:

    That’s it, I’m moving to japan.

  28. kibblenibble says:

    Thanks for pointing out the hiney hair, Meg. When taking the shape of said hiney into account, one can determine the shape of the Momonga to be a perfect little pudgy oval. Also, please note the rosie-pink nosicle and upper leep area. SQUEEEEEE! ☺

  29. resriechan says:

    okeydokey, since a couple/ folks have expressed a baroo on the Refuseniks article (NY Times, Oct 2009): here goes w/ the citation if those folks come back to this column again—

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/23/technology/23cell.html

    Peace and landlines to all.

  30. Nikki says:

    I am so happy that this cutie pie’s little face is sideways in this picture. It makes it so easy to see his face clearly from my spot on the floor, where I have been sprawled since I keeled over from the cuteness!! :)

  31. Fuzzy says:

    @BStrange – “*scrolls back up to view squirrelly buttfluff*”
    That settles it, if I ever start a band it will be called Squirrelly Buttfluff. It is just too awesome.

  32. This is serious Momonga Ninja Skills.

  33. cyberpunkrocker says:

    I think the world looks better when it is turned 90° sideways

  34. Tindi says:

    It’s SMILING. *ded from qte; call back later*

  35. Simply marvelous!!!
    I badly want that as a pet… kidding aside this is really amazing, shot is great.

  36. MandyMo says:

    Beep! Beep, I say!

    I’m a sucker for hiney floooffage.

  37. Rachael says:

    Deadly cuteness and butt fluffage. *thud*

    I have a cell phone that’s used only for emergencies (i.e., to call AAA when my 10-year old car breaks down or has a flat). It’s $5 a month from Virgin Mobile. You can’t beat the price or the peace of mind that comes with knowing I can call for help.

  38. StormCat42 says:

    Surrealle, I spent 4 years in northern Japan, and trust me when I tell you…Things there really ARE that qte!! Tokyo is too much like NYC for me, and the southern part of the island has also become way to American-ized… But the northern section is still very much about farming, festivals and just plain qte-ness!!

    And I would go see a band named Squirrelly ButtFluff in a minute!! I’m already designing the concert t-shirts!!!!

  39. Holly says:

    We need a cuteness zoo…the walkways would have to be padded so those passing out from teh qte would not be injured.

  40. jaylee says:

    At this angle do I really see heart-shaped eyes? *sigh*

  41. blair says:

    since they’re flying pocket pets, i expect they should sync Over The Air

    but whate’r

    [Interesting, I've never tried that. Maybe we should look a gift momonga in the mouth, you know, to check for Bluetooth? (yes, you may groan) - Ed.]

  42. yummy says:

    ZOMG!!! *implodes*

  43. Andi from NC says:

    butt fuzz!!!

  44. Katrina says:

    Kibblenibble- I, yet again had the same thoughts!

  45. Dragoness says:

    The term “hiney hair” is full of win.

  46. Suh says:

    cute in a freaky eyes kinda way

  47. Katrina says:

    Yes, Dragoness, it certainly is. (doing my best Stan Laurel) (which really isn’t bad at all). (Fingers playing with hair at top of head).

  48. JohnnieCanuck says:

    Seems your “90-degree “Baroo”” ability has been an undocumented feature ever since the first release. Go look at the picture in the first post again. Note unfocussed fuzzy guy in background. [What, you mean this? Buh? :? - Ed.]

    Did this post come about because Meg is one of those people that never reads the manual? Or, perhaps she just found the ‘Engrish’ in it too hard to follow?

    Nah, I bet she too, has been overwhelmed by Japanese cuteology and had no choice but to obey the compulsion.

    ps. Kind of like an emoticon isn’t it?

  49. Jules says:

    This creature makes the usually skeptical me think: There _is_ a God! and She _does_ love us.

  50. pugmamatimestwo says:

    “Set as Desktop Background”

  51. Daniel says:

    So, on Wikipedia, I found that these things only get 15-20 cm long (which, if I remember my conversions right is about 5 – 8 inches).

    it’s TEENY…so of course, I had to go find a picture that puts it in perspective…

    and here you go:

    http://www.tougewo-koete.jp/bekkan/diary/_2007/02_25/732momonga.jpg

    *squeeeee* *thump*

  52. BStrange says:

    @Daniel:

    It took me three tries to spell “Daniel” because that picture just destroyed my higher functions. Now if you’ll excuse me for squee-bandwagoning… *squeethud*