The King of Bling

The ladies call me Cutemaster Chuck,
If you want a prosh pup, then you’re in luck.
Here’s a word to the wise, ’cause my star’s on the rise.
I’m the prize for the lady who tries my puppy-dog eyes on for sighs.
Check it, yo.

That’s a (w)rap, Angela N.



  1. Calvin KLEIN is no FRIEND OF MINE
    Don’t want NOBODY’s NAME on MY BEHIND!!

    Kickin’ it old school. 😉

    [You know, it’s tricky. To rock a rhyme. To rock a rhyme that’s right on time is tricky. TRICKY tricky TRICKY tricky – Ed.]

  2. Aww a Cav! So pretty.

  3. Run D.O.G
    Prepare for the rap-ture

  4. does that sweater really go with the bling? or is Puppers Mc. Fuzzytoes just a poser?

  5. Toe furrage!

  6. He’s like the anti-pupster. Love it.

  7. He’s Pup Daddy!

  8. I’m waiting for him to snarl and flash his grills at me.

  9. P.Diddy Piddle Poo
    Lay down them pee pads
    ’cause I’m serving rhyme-master stew

  10. JohnnyJohnny says:

    LOLs @ffleur

  11. omg. so super-cute!
    Got my bling on my neck
    all the females here to check

    me out!

    oh yeah 🙂

  12. It’s Mr.T Dog!
    I pity the fool who tries to nom me!

  13. Fluidstatic says:

    He looks slightly worried to me. “Hey mom, this heavy shiny thing is pulling my fur. Can I take it off yet?” Then again, maybe it’s just that classic cocker-spaniel pout that never goes away. Hard to tell… Guess I’ll just… stare at him some more… *headtilt*

  14. I remember there was a 30 Rock episode where Tracy adopted a bunch of dogs to mess with Liz. I don’t remember exactly what happened to the dogs, but if Tracy kept any of them, this is probably the result.

  15. Mary (the first) says:

    He’s quite wonderful. Love the tip-of-tail tuft showing above his left ear. I think that bling is too heavy for him though. Seriously.

  16. What’s the rule of cuteness about the “juicy eyes”? This one’s got ’em!

  17. Andi from NC says:

    I like small pups and cannot lie
    you otha’ puppies can’t deny
    when a pup walks in with itty bitty paws and a muzzlepoush in my face
    I get giggly….

  18. resriechan says:

    1) Even when using only one word alone, NTM is Large and In Charge!!
    2) ffleur FTW

  19. resriechan says:

    (further classifying my comment, ‘cuz “I once was blind”.

    ffleur comment #7 )


  20. WOW – what a dog eat dog world, with tune you see,
    cos its a poodle not to be messed with ,
    unless your a killer cat , like me,
    but a dog with some bling,
    is just a crazy thing,
    so a cat like me,
    gonna go out this city

    ok i suck 😦

  21. Awww……so cute. I thought I wore bling, well I was so wrong! That cute pup wears more than me!!

  22. Yes, but what do the gentlemen call you?

  23. All the mens jus’ call him “Sir”

  24. Queen of Dork says:

    These pupsta raps are totally cracking me up! And I laugh everytime I see your avatar, Theo! 🙂

  25. resriechan says:

    @ bouncy castlewhatevertherestofitsays

    Ya do NOT!!!!!

  26. Queen of Dork says:

    Yeah, bouncy castle: I liked your rap! It made me laugh. 🙂

  27. Who let the dog out ?????

    With those eyes Snoop Doggie certainly looks like he’s been at the cronic !

  28. Argyle Donkeypants says:

    Word to ya ownah, pizzuppeh.

  29. His paws are borrowed from a Dr. Suess book. Toe tuftage.


  31. They call him Shirley. 😛

  32. TwilightGuru says:

    Check It Yo. LOL

  33. Visiting… nice blog, with pets all around … please visit me back… thanks

  34. I’m guessing the bling is very light weight, given that it’s probably plastic. 🙂

    I luff the toe floofage!!

  35. Mud Bug and Argyle broke my brain.

  36. This dog is cute, but my kitty is the real OG. Check it out!

  37. Wow… now thats a ladies man! Too cute for words! Great way to make an awesome picture even awesomer (not a word but just how I feel).

  38. Crossface Puppah

  39. Brookie-baby says:

    You really were an English major, weren’t you, NTMTOM?

    (Are you a member of POEM?)

  40. GudrunTheRed says:

    Another Cavalier FTW! The best breed evah! I should know because I have two! 😉