Deli Department Avoided, for Obvious Reasons

Today was Saturday – or as he liked to call it – “Adventure Day”, and Figaro could barely contain his excitement during the short train ride to their special place.

But when a fellow traveler asked where they were going, Figaro could no longer keep the news to himself, and he gleefully shouted, “We’re going to the most magical place on earth! There are carrots and celery and corn – all right next to each other, in one giant room named the Piggly Wiggly!”

Keep letting Figaro believe the store caters specifically to him, Claire C.

P.S. Snorf-hance:

81 comments … read them below or add one

  1. marthava says:

    I don’t think I realized how extreeeemely cute piggehs could be….

  2. resriechan says:

    Now THAT is a pig…..SMILING?????

    WT*******????????? I Nevair woulda thunk it…..

    That’s one of CO’s best attributes; the “who’d'a thunk it” / “Baroo?” lessons,
    to be learned here….

  3. Sweeda88 says:

    CUUUUUTE! If he worked at the Piggly Wiggly, you could call him “Ham-Hocks”. haha

  4. AuntieMame says:

    Weee! Field trip!

    I’d do more of the grocery shopping if we had Piggly Wiggly stores out here. The name is just so awesome. :D

  5. the bug man says:

    Figaro? Not Pigaro?

  6. Michelle says:

    I want to kiss his little pink snout!

  7. kibblenibble says:

    Awwww! Figaro! The peenkness, the soft fuzzies, it burns….

    *splodes*

  8. Rachael says:

    What a ham! I’m seriously in luff. <3

  9. Berg says:

    I love the name Figaro, the cute pink little fuzz, and the look of extreme joy in photo 2. Great post, great pig!

  10. tracylee says:

    that is some pig!

  11. Tori says:

    Is that a pig… in a blanket?

  12. Annica says:

    HELLO! Did anyone notice the teensy weensy wittle prosh pigsfeetsies in the 2nd pig erm… pic?! How cute’s that!

  13. chanpon says:

    Piggie eyelashes!!!! *plink plink*

  14. Barbarita says:

    Oh dear, now I am going to have to become a vegetarian. Cannot eat bacon after this :-(

  15. Jakepets says:

    The EYELASHES! The built-in ACCORDION PLEAT behind the nose for rapid snorfling action! The TROTTERS! all in polite posishe! I am in oink heaven.

  16. resriechan says:

    (“built-in ACCORDION PLEAT behind the nose….”?????)

    “Well, I NEV-ah!!!”

  17. Kristen says:

    Squeeeeeee(l)!

  18. Janet says:

    Marthava, exactly my thoughts! I didn’t think a pig could be so cute! What a pretty little porker!

    I get kind of turned off bacon, ham, sausages, in the movie Babe when Babe sees his mother going to the truck, and says, “Bye, Mom!”

  19. Saffron says:

    The snorf-hance reveals long luxurious lashes. Suck on that, Brooke Shields!

    Second pic of laughing peeg has caused me to be DED.

  20. corianne says:

    The second hovertext still has me giggling.

    Bebbeh piggehs are super cute, but when they grow up–not so much. They fall in the category of animal I feel guilty about eating because they are super-smart, but do anyway because they are also super tasty.

    I wonder if I can use the word “super” one more time in this comment. Hey, look! I just did!

  21. 260Oakley says:

    Next stop: the Piggy Bank Savings and Loin.

  22. sarah says:

    LOL @Tori

    Teh polite posishe paws/hooves(?) def deserve an enhance…. Those things are insane!

  23. Fluidstatic says:

    Laughing pig = D’awwwww. ^_^

  24. TrixandSam says:

    @ 260Oakley: Are you related to Einstein because you’re a freakin’ genius.

  25. Cashew says:

    @tracylee, I see what you did there. lol. my roommate used to quote that every time we bought OJ with “some pulp” (as opposed to lots of pulp or no pulp)… thats Sooome pulp!

  26. hyura says:

    oh i love piglets. this one is so happy!

  27. Theresa says:

    Feeeeeeeeeeee-garo, Figaro Figaro FigarOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    The gorgeous Sir Thomas Allen as Figaro. ;)

  28. nismo says:

    I want to pet that fuzzy little head.

  29. monkey says:

    TEH FRONT FEETS!!! >keels over<

  30. Carolyn says:

    The eensie-weensie piglet tuskettes in the 2nd photo sucked out my last bref and stole my soul.
    It’s over. I’m now a vapor.

  31. 260Oakley says:

    @Theresa
    Thanks. I followed that link and now I want to run through the snow yelling “Feeeeeeeeeeee-garo!” I guess if one must have an earworm, it might as well be a classy one.

  32. 260Oakley says:

    @TrixandSam
    I’m not related to Einstein, but I do sport a similar hairdo some mornings.

  33. J. says:

    And this little piggy went to market…

  34. Theresa says:

    @260Oakley, Ehi, Figaro! Son qua.
    Figaro qua, Figaro là,
    Figaro su, Figaro giù!

  35. AuntieMame says:

    My favorite “opera” ever is “The Abduction of Figaro,” by P.D.Q. Bach. Heh.

  36. Paunchie says:

    “what a ham” <— lol

    he's so fuuuuzzzyy!!

  37. Saffron says:

  38. chanpon says:

    Saffron – that is one of my favorite cartoons of all times! Always a good laugh, even after the terrible PC purging of the short.

  39. Katiedid says:

    HAHA! I remember the Piggly Wiggly from when I was little in NC. They had a guy dressed up as the pig-man-mascot thingy in the parking lot and my brother, who was probably 4 or 5 at the time, was so scared the climbed under a car to get away from it! XD That brings back good memories…

  40. MJ says:

    Need teeny feetsies enhance!

    @ AuntieMame – I love P. D. Q. Bach too !

    And………….*beep*

  41. Noelegy says:

    That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.

  42. Bacon & Eggs says:

    Wow he looks absolutely DELICIOUS!

  43. dub1 says:

    re: pic #2:
    I didn’t know piggies could steeple their trotters like the Simpsons’ Mr. Burns . . . as if they’re trying to take over . . . the world . . .
    Uh oh! Or is that — OINKcellent?

  44. zeldapie says:

    Well, that’s it. I’m gonna faint now from the cuteness.
    *falls to floor in a heap

  45. T.U.M. says:

    Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg!

  46. Queen of Dork says:

    ADORABLE!! This is the happiest, delicately-est placed feetsies, peegie in the world!

  47. kimmy says:

    awww that’s one cute pig :D D by the way, thanks for commenting on my blog! I really appreciate it : )

  48. sabrina rose says:

    Very adorable peeglet! Anyone remember “Nugent” from the TV series All Creatures Great and Small?

  49. Ellen says:

    That’ll do pig, that’ll do. (I’m sure I’m late to class on that line but had to add!) Now I want a pig to go with my Brussels Griffon! They’d be bestie beasties!

  50. Hon Glad says:

    Now little piggie,can I interest you in some masscara for the eyelashes? The Albino look isn’t really in this season.

  51. pancke says:

    No way, is that pig smiling??? i never woulda thought!!!! :D :D:D:D:D:)>:):):P:P:P:P:P
    his teeth are soo white too!

  52. poogwrangler says:

    bacon isn’t cute, it’s tasty

  53. MamaLana says:

    How about a piggy-smile-enhance! What a cutie!!!!!!!

  54. michelle says:

    my last post got removed?? just because i said go vegan and that pigs are 6 months when they make the bacon? geeze, cant handle the truth huh?

  55. Linda says:

    Just too cute, I keep coming back to the smiling picture, such a total “yay!”.

    If I could just have that as my desktop wallpaper, I could insta-cheer myself by just staring at it for a couple of minutes. /wistful sigh.

  56. Kar says:

    That is some pig.

    Good heavens. PDQ Bach. The only concert where I saw the conductor stop, turn around, and make the composer pull out a $20 to continue. Also the most fun classical concert I’ve even to.

  57. temperance says:

    i’d rather kiss this piggie on the snout than eat bacon any day!

  58. Katherine says:

    What a sweet little peegles. I can’t eat pigs anymore! They’re just too adorable…thanks a lot, cute overload.

  59. Anonymous Coward says:

    hey, ed or whomever submitted these pics, what’s the backstory behind these pictures? that little “dude”, as you yanks say, seems to be so happy in his (her?) blankie that we need to know… ok, i need to know. well, i don’t really _need_ to know, i’m just curious. :-)

    and… Figaro? really?

    [Hey, don't look at me, I just roll with it. - Ed.]

  60. bird says:

    you know you make me wanna. SNOUT kick my hooves out and SNOUT throw my ears back and SNOUT!

    [The Bird IS the word. Clearly. ;) - Ed.]

  61. Lee says:

    Oh my god, that middle picture literally made me laugh out loud! Want!

  62. Queen of Dork says:

    bird: :) !!!!

  63. Leilani says:

    Personally, I was blown away by the pink piggy lips in picture #2. How CUTE!!!!

  64. General Nuffing says:

    Hey WHAT is that UGLY thing right there! I object STRENUOUSLY to such HUMAN BEANS being shown on this site, I come here for CUTE and wow, she is kind of ok, perhaps I will look at the cute piggy for a little while..

    ..sorry, don’t mind me, just nuffing..

  65. LB, age 6 says:

    He is the cutest thing ever. except for the Fennec Fox…. ! And maybe my hamster Lobster when he’s eating blueberries.

  66. LINDA says:

    So sweet, I would first get a warm, wet washcloth and clean his eye boogies. Then, I would give him so many keeses, and love him and squeeze him and pet him and hold him and snorgle him, forever!

  67. Sarah says:

    Ohmygosh, he’s so CLEAN. Tiny super-clean piglets are enchanting. Look at his little TROTTERS. You could eat your dinner off ‘em.
    It looks like his owner took him to buy some tiny piglet blue jeans, too!

  68. Kar says:

    Those little pink hooves in the second pic are killing me.

  69. Paul Schlube says:

    charlotte-my egg sack needs salutations
    minipig-my sack shall spred upon yours, salutations are upon your kin my dear.
    Sighned,
    Mini Pig.

  70. MandyMo says:

    Yeah, that does it for me and bacon.
    *grumble*

  71. ShinyBlueSpaz says:

    echos requests for close up of second picture please? he is adorabibibbile

  72. Theo says:

    @Shiny — just click on it.

  73. Vitor Adrien says:

    aaawww

    how can people still eat them?

  74. justin says:

    I wanna eat him!!!

  75. H says:

    How could anyone see these photos & not immediately go veg??

  76. kailin says:

    That close up is so cute it makes me want to cry !!

  77. HurricaneCiao says:

    This baby makes me glad to be vegan <3

  78. Trevor_123 says:

    pigs are cool

  79. someone says:

    ha

  80. Oh my gosh I want to take him home!

  81. claudia says:

    :) heh heh