Heisman Ham sez

by Meg on February 7, 2010

“This is a GAME OF INCHES. This is NOT the practice wheel, Men, this is the effing SUPERBOWL. Kick off is in five minutes—Now go b***s out to make it the best damn day of your life.”

Kiss your wife like it would be the last time, and GO GO GO!

{ 21 comments }

1 resriechan 02.07.10 at 2:15 pm

Shall we call up the whole “one for the Gipper” stream again????

2 Paunchie 02.07.10 at 2:16 pm

Butts out? Go butts out?

3 Melanie 02.07.10 at 2:19 pm

Paunchie – I believe it’s “go balls out” :P

4 gizmo 02.07.10 at 2:36 pm

Get out there and give 110%. Remember, there is no i in team. When the going gets tough, the tough get going. Play the game one down at a time. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

et cetera…

5 Lizzy 02.07.10 at 2:43 pm

Every time I see this picture, I snorf with uncontrollable laughter. EVERY TIME.

*scrolls up, snorfs again*

Dammeeeeet!

6 Paunchie 02.07.10 at 2:49 pm

I know Melanie, I was purposely being thick. lol

How come boy rodents have such huge ones anyway??

7 chanpon 02.07.10 at 2:52 pm

This little guy is the worst bench warmer ever – he only covers about 2 inches of space!

8 dub1 02.07.10 at 3:14 pm

A wee Miami helmet? Dolphins gots claws!

And I believe it’s ‘Go baroos out’ with an extra *.

9 Walking E 02.07.10 at 3:22 pm

It’s actually a mini Houston Oilers helmet, circa mid-70s, but without the side decals. Very cute! I think somebody should take pics of hamsters in ALL NFL helmets for usage in various sites. ;-)

10 kibblenibble 02.07.10 at 3:31 pm

Chanpon, yes, a teeny creature, when you notice that the leetle hands are resting on a human finger.

11 dia 02.07.10 at 3:53 pm

Why is ‘balls’ censored but ‘damn’ isn’t?

[Need-to-know. I could tell you, but then I'd have to moon you. - Ed.]

12 KittyAdventures 02.07.10 at 4:07 pm

you go little hambone … you give it all you got!.

13 VentureSister 02.07.10 at 4:13 pm

Actually, I’m glad someone spelled that out. I wasn’t purposely being thick, I was like, b***s? What could that possibly be? Boobs? Too many letters. Boss? That’s not vulgar, right? I are slow.

[Bears. Seriously. ;) - Ed.]

14 Elizabeth Herndon 02.07.10 at 5:09 pm

The hamsters are piloting the Twizzlers blimp at the Puppy Bowl..

15 Mouse D'Anon 02.07.10 at 6:03 pm

Glad to see you posting so much, Meg! Your commentary always cracks me up! :)

16 edmundh 02.07.10 at 9:56 pm

It’s the quarterham!!

17 Hon Glad 02.08.10 at 4:47 am

Americans love a winner. Americans will not tolerate a looser. Americans despise cowards. Americans play to win all of the time. I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for the man who lost and laughed. That’s why Americans have never lost a wa….. oops wrong speech, as you were men, as you were.

18 Andi from NC 02.08.10 at 6:01 am

“effing Superbowl” took me out!!!!

…and the helmet, let’s not forget the helmet….

19 Miaoosers 02.08.10 at 11:10 am

The helmet just kills me! He looks like he’s wearing it so proudly! Now, I want to play football with him.

20 Esri Rose 02.08.10 at 1:17 pm

“Balls” is censored? Srsly?

21 LB, age 6 NYC 02.09.10 at 1:25 pm

I think he’s so cute!

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