Best dog birthday “cake” ever

by Meg on February 7, 2010

People, why are you wasting your precious time making actual cakes for your dog’s birthday when you know all they want is an awesome sausage with a candle in it?

Yanhg, yanhg, yanhg:

Sender-Inner Dorota says her pup Amy is almost a purebred weiner dog but calls her “95% daschund 5% mystery LOL”

{ 50 comments }

1 claudia 02.07.10 at 10:37 pm

whoa, that’s a big snausage!

2 plousia 02.07.10 at 10:37 pm

Looks like at least 5% Jack Russell, to me. And all dog–meat goes over better than cake.

3 fish eye no miko 02.07.10 at 10:47 pm

Aw, lucky doggie! His humans love him!
(and now I want some sausage…)

4 Joy 02.07.10 at 11:01 pm

My chihuahua/dachshund/Yorkie dog would take one look and immedicately attack the sausage, completely pigging out on it, candle and all. He’ll do anything for food, esp. for meat. Cake is so totally wasted on dogs, and meatcakes are the way to go. A cake made of steak and sausage, anyone? Bosco would be drooling by the time I serve it to him.

5 Brittany F 02.07.10 at 11:14 pm

OMNOMNOMNOMNOM doggie says to snausage
OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM I say to doggie
<3

6 Illise 02.07.10 at 11:20 pm

thats one happy dog lol

7 thedistractor 02.07.10 at 11:23 pm

If a wiener dog eats a wiener sausage, does that make him a pseudo-cannibal?

8 Katherine 02.08.10 at 12:01 am

This is so funny! I laughed so hard when I saw this. It’s one of my favorite posts ever.

9 xyz 02.08.10 at 12:36 am

Ah so cute. That dog can nom on my wiener anytime!.uh..wait..

10 doxnsox 02.08.10 at 1:02 am

Nice birthday cake Mom. And Amy’s present to you? Sour dog farts.

I have 2 dachshunds-1 is a total fatty and she would probably eat half of that thing without chewing.

11 gryt 02.08.10 at 1:11 am

Omg, that is so EPIC!!! ROFL

12 Puppies&kitties 02.08.10 at 1:35 am

It’s my birthday too!

13 gooeyctr 02.08.10 at 3:00 am

It’s that little bit of mystery that makes any girl special …

14 Malinki 02.08.10 at 3:07 am

You know it’s not the size that matters.

At least my wife says so.

15 Lielac 02.08.10 at 4:29 am

I wanna birthday cake like that!

16 kat 02.08.10 at 5:02 am

hahahaha it’s bigger than he is!!

17 260Oakley 02.08.10 at 5:04 am

You go puppy. Don’t let your meat loaf.

18 Von Zeppelin 02.08.10 at 5:15 am

Pretty big kielbasa for a pretty small pup.

19 Hon Glad 02.08.10 at 5:18 am

I may try this on my cats but with prawns, perhaps set in an aspic jelly. Gronff ,slurp ,Yangh Yangh. Hic…Hic…

20 Andi from NC 02.08.10 at 5:32 am

Now that’s a mama that knows her baby!!!

21 BStrange 02.08.10 at 5:47 am

Awesome birthday treatage photo. The dog-to-meat ratio has me boggling and envisioning a sort of “Lady & the Tramp” unsung rewrite moment: “Their romance never got off the ground, because they got full before they reached the middle. Hm, maybe we should use spaghetti instead? Yeah, let’s go with that.” And this little hotdog has the sausage all to herself! Awwsplode.

*looks again* Gotta agree with previous posts though, the winds of saus-change will blow harshly in that house tomorrow.. Kitties with tuna-wind, move over. *dons nosepin and resumes awwing*

22 BStrange 02.08.10 at 5:55 am

Err, *post, singular. ‘Ray for typos! Also, would a 95% daschund, 5% mystery = a dasch-huh-nd?

23 Saffron 02.08.10 at 6:40 am

Sausage doggie eating a sausage!

I used to make homemade sausage and kielbasa with my Slovak grandmother many years ago when I was a young un. Wonderful memories. :) :) :)

24 cambridge_rat_mom 02.08.10 at 7:23 am

All the while keeping an eye on that burning candle.

25 TrixandSam 02.08.10 at 7:43 am

My dogs get a Burger King Whopper cake for their birthdays. They sit on the couch with a tray table in front of them with the unwrapped Whopper on a paper plate. The candle gets lit, we sing happy birthday (well, I sing it) and they do their best not to attack the Whopper. I then pull out the hamburger patty, chop it up and they enjoy their “cake”.

26 260Oakley 02.08.10 at 7:48 am

At first she thought she might go for a bundt but in the end, the weiner takes it all.

27 KittyAdventures 02.08.10 at 7:52 am

That would be 5% terrier for sure LOL as was noted by Plousia too
and LOL 260 Oakley!

28 doggabone 02.08.10 at 8:12 am

“Let’s blow this party – it’s a sausage fest.”

29 smartyboots 02.08.10 at 8:21 am

HA! Pansy gets a “cake” made of cooked burger patties frosted with mashed potatoes every year, maybe this year it’s time to mix it up and go sausage!

30 Juno 02.08.10 at 8:22 am

That’s the second reference to Jonah Falcon I’ve seen today . . . .

31 Gail White 02.08.10 at 8:40 am

Are you sure the CO won’t be had up for obsenity on this one?

32 Leilani 02.08.10 at 8:53 am

Ewwww, that *does* look more than a little obscene…

[This isn't that part of the internet. :P - Ed.]

33 Becky, Bubba's mum 02.08.10 at 9:15 am

Om nom nom nom! I hope the pups doesn’t eat the whole thing. He will have a tummy ache for sure. Happy Birthday little weiner pup!

34 Chris 02.08.10 at 9:34 am

Amazon search results return “Devil Dogs”?

35 Lindsey 02.08.10 at 10:09 am

Dangit, I just keep thinking how sick that dog is going to be if she eats it all. Processed meat = too salty and fatty for dogs. Kidney stones, anyone? What a party pooper is me.

How about taking the dogster for a birthday romp instead? Action shots of birthday rompage.

36 Kelli 02.08.10 at 10:51 am

Can I have some kraut to go with the wiener dog?

37 Miaoosers 02.08.10 at 10:53 am

I wonder if he’s going to eat the whole thing all at once… probably… =)

[If this were your dog, and you were taking the picture, would you let him? 'Cause I wouldn't, and I doubt this pooch's people would either. - Ed.]

38 pounce 02.08.10 at 10:59 am

Yeah, I was thinking about whether or not that was a spicy sausage and how big a tummy ache the poor poochie might have later … not to be a nuffer or anything!

Super cute pic of a super happy birthday pupster though!

39 kittyadventures 02.08.10 at 11:37 am

SInce the sausage is larger than the puppy I am sure after the picture was taken a rasonable chunk was sliced off for the pup of the day. No nuffing needed, :)
.

40 Ptycho 02.08.10 at 1:22 pm

A wiener eating a wiener! A wiener fractal!

41 Willow 02.08.10 at 1:29 pm

hmm….giant sasuge. Yumm!! ( i bet the puppy luvs it! )

42 Trisha M. 02.08.10 at 2:19 pm

Whee!! Happy Birthday, pups! Hey, wait a minute-aren’t you supposed to blow out the candle and make a wish before you start nomming?

43 AuntieMame 02.08.10 at 3:24 pm

@Trisha M., if your wish has already come true, and it looks like it has for this little feller, there’s no need to blow out the candles. :D

44 Leah 02.08.10 at 4:28 pm

Judging from dogs I’ve seen at work, she looks like a “dorkie”, part dachshund, part yorkie, 100% cute.

45 Tera 02.08.10 at 6:55 pm

Adorable yes, bad for him absolutely!
I love my babies sooooooo, I personally give my babies all natural safe treats, I want them to out live me, not make their sweet little hearts implode:
http://www.pamperedpawgifts.com/products-showcase-birthday-cakes-for-dogs.html

46 CatViccer 02.09.10 at 4:02 pm

Well duh, who DOESN’T want a giant sausage with a candle in it??

[I sincerely hope that's NOT what she said - Ed.]

47 Miaoosers 02.09.10 at 9:37 pm

Miaoosers 02.08.10 at 10:53 am
I wonder if he’s going to eat the whole thing all at once… probably… =)

[If this were your dog, and you were taking the picture, would you let him? 'Cause I wouldn't, and I doubt this pooch's people would either. - Ed.]

Ed, I think it’s rather obvious that I was kidding. You’d have to be pretty gullible to believe otherwise. Sheesh!

[Universal truth of internet conversations: Tone is elusive. Just sayin'. - Ed.]

48 Dorota 02.12.10 at 2:56 am

Hey guys, glad you liked the picture. And just so everybody know Amy did NOT eat the whole sausage. She would probably explode if she did lol She only ate a little bit, but as u can see she sure enjoyed it lol

49 Evelyn 02.12.10 at 9:50 pm

happy birthday!!!!!!!:)

50 seolatta 02.17.10 at 3:19 pm

Something a dog wants and got to have a perfect B-day present!

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