Oh boy, here we go again. What IS it with this guy and his boring stories? Am I supposed to be impressed by the fact that he drove all the way to Home Depot without hitting a single red light?
You know what, I can’t take it anymore – wake me when you’re done talking, Speaky O’Snoresies.
It’s like being stuck in the window seat next to Kenny Bania on a red-eye, Gumbo.