The Doctor is In

I don’t know, doc – it’s just a feeling of malaise, I guess.

My walks are sluggish, my fetching is mediocre, and I couldn’t care less that the cat keeps blaming me for his “accidents”. I dunno – can you help me, doc?

Um, how is telling me to eat some mango and then charging me $450 for the 15 minutes I’ve been here, helping me, doc?

That doctor is going to find an accident under his couch, that’s for sure, Dax L.

56 comments … read them below or add one

  1. belphebe says:

    Such a sweetie! And so serious in that last picture.

    Beep!

  2. resriechan says:

    It’s Pugsley Day on CO today!!!!
    The Angst is palpable…..

  3. victoreia says:

    Lil’ puppeh, I’ll give you a hug for free!

  4. I call fiction on this. No pug has ever felt anything but very good about herself. What you define as malaise I see as “Waiting for nails to dry.”

  5. Thornapple says:

    I call for a chub-hance on the rear-leggle in the first picture, please.

  6. skippymom says:

    Paws in second picture look like chocolate chip cookies with extra-large chips!
    My Bear, the Dog Of A Lifetime, had paws that actually smelled like cookies.

  7. AuntieMame says:

    Take two snorgles and call me in the morning.

  8. wuyizidi says:

    That look is straight out of The Gashlycrumb Tinies.

  9. Bumble says:

    im a doctor…..
    i can help…….
    (hint hint)

  10. Looks like you guys have been on quite the pug kick!
    I LOVE IT!

    Except my pug is all old and stinky, now. :( She’s not as cute and sweet as this little pup.

  11. Erica says:

    This is so cute it hurts…I can’t look…ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh

  12. blair says:

    I came home early from work today for Exactly This Same Reason!

    (that i’m too cute to live? no…that’s another issue…)

  13. Amy says:

    Come here, glum little pup, and I will glad to squeeze all the angst right out of you!

  14. Kalen says:

    omg…i want to pet the ears!!

  15. Gigi says:

    Don’t bug this pug he’ll slug you!

  16. Nikki says:

    The leg splayage and curli-cue tailio in the first pic are beyond adorable.

  17. nismo says:

    Those…tiny little toebeans…*LOVE*

  18. Everett says:

    OMG its PUGGIE PORN!!!!!!!

    [Uhhmmmm... no. - Ed.]

  19. Blondie says:

    Nom nom nomming on ears…

    BEEP

    nom nom nom nom nom….

  20. Illise says:

    uh oh the last pic is a die look lol
    lovely pug

  21. puddlepeppers says:

    Hi, pugster,
    You say your fetching is mediocre…Aw, I think you’re very fetching.

  22. resriechan says:

    Ses yeux = marbles.

    (Je ne souviens pas, le mot en “Fronsch ” qui s’appelle “marbles” en anglais,
    mais je veux practiquer…)

  23. chanpon says:

    Disapproving pug almost puts bunnies to shame.

  24. silentk says:

    Ohhhh, even the paws are chubby- and therefore adorable.

  25. Dee says:

    Anyone else think that this pug has the most PERFECT FACE EVAR??!?!

  26. ButtaRumCake says:

    *peeks in whilst taking a “study-like-a-fiend-in-anthropology” break*

    *ponders if this wee little morsel of pug will fit in my pencil holder…where I can take her out during English Comp, when the professor starts blathering on about this & that, and snorgle the stuffing out of her*

    *ded, dammit*

    Just. ded

  27. ButtaRumCake says:

    Oh, and *squee!*

    *

  28. ButtaRumCake says:

    Oh, and *squee!*

    *back to ded*

  29. tink says:

    resreichan, je crois le mot est “bille”. Jouer aux billes=to play marbles

  30. Theresa says:

    “I’m afraid you have Ed Zachary Disease.”
    “Oh no! Is it serious?”
    “Very serious.”
    “What is it?”
    “It’s when your face looks Ed Zachary like your ass.” :lol:

  31. Noelegy says:

    Makes me think of the story about Ringo Starr, where he was asked what made him look so sad all the time, and he replied, “It’s just me face.” Pugs have built-in anxiety in their little pug mugs.

  32. lggbie says:

    the velvety earsies! the smoochable great beeg forehead! the scrunchable pawsies! the curly-q talio! aww!

  33. Alice says:

    Never pixx off a Pug.

  34. Hon Glad says:

    Major chub roll over nose.

  35. Iluvdogs says:

    The pictures are so cute!Ialso have puppy.

  36. Katie says:

    Sqweeeee another pug baby! I’m sorry you’re so bummed baby dog. You needs a snorgle right away.

  37. StormCat42 says:

    *StormCat reaches up and bonks fingers on monitor while attempting to flop leetle one’s ears up…then down…then up…then down…*

  38. MamaDawn in Tulsa says:

    Awww…. looks just like my grandpug, Harvey Birdman! Come to grandma, Harvey!

  39. Rachael says:

    The adorabuhls are overwhelming! The leg splayage, the ear floppage, the curlitude of the tailio… I am doomed!! *thud*

  40. Saffron says:

    Theresa wins at the Intertubes!
    ..Ed Zachary..heeeeee :) :) :D :D

    Skippymom is right, the paws do look like cookies! I shall nom on then now.
    nom nom nom nom nom nom

    What an adorable dog. The face, especially in the third picture, has caused me to become ded.

  41. Katrina says:

    That “Viking like bench is beautiful. The dogget? It has already been said.

  42. tracylee says:

    such sadness!
    such chub!
    such nose-smushed-ness!

  43. wuyizidi says:

    I have the cat version of that bench: http://www.epsdesign.com/kittypod3other.html

  44. pugletsrule says:

    OMG! Prongs – you’re killing me!!!
    So totally ded!

  45. Theresa says:

    (Bowing to Saffron) We aims to please. ;)

  46. resriechan says:

    Thank you, tink!!!

    BTW — somebody I know on myspace found a whole background/ wallpaper thinggie that has multiple images of Tinkerbelle & fairies all over it…
    Peace to all.

  47. resriechan says:

    no disapproval or disa-POINted tag??

    We are not (sufficiently) amused…
    (giggle)

  48. Paunchie says:

    GUH my brain turned to puddin’

    Such chub! So soft looking. The eaaaarrrsss!! The only way she would have malaise if she grew tired of people smooching her all the time! MWAH! Right on that wee forehead!!

  49. Kar says:

    “they let us leave during the second hour of silent prayer.” I know the feeling.

  50. IvreK says:

    I love January Jones

  51. Nice photos but my final choice was a Dalmatin!

  52. Aoife says:

    My diagnosis is ennui rather than malaise…

  53. resriechan says:

    @ Aoife: one o’ them Fronsche-sounding woids, huh?

    (giggle)

  54. Brett says:

    Haha, what a mug. Adorable.

  55. Marie says:

    That’s a good one, Prongs!

  56. hendren1 says:

    U guys write the funnist things with ur pictures… he’s just the cuteist little thing I’ve seen n a while…lol… how did u guys get him to stay so still..?…..bribe him with treats..?..lol…