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According to the BBC, wildlife experts were stunned to witness a rare “divorce” among a pair of swans.  The birds, which normally mate for life, returned to a Gloucestershire wildfowl sanctuary — with different partners. Sanctuary officials hope the birds will resolve their differences on an upcoming Maury Povich.

Photo: Swan Heart by fmc.nikon.d40

44 comments … read them below or add one

  1. georgina0912 says:

    LURVE that pic, what a gorgeous pair of divorcees :)

  2. jujube says:

    Hmmm…..Shoulda saved this one for Valentine’s Day?

  3. Birdcage says:

    I swoon for swans.

  4. Haha says:

    Oh my, such a beautiful picture and such a sad story. My heart goes out to the mate for life part. There are several wonderful, amazing, heartwarming, examples in my life.
    Sweet wishes for everyone

  5. sw says:

    Absolutely beautiful….why can’t humans show this much love towards one another?

  6. ceejoe says:

    now, now… let’s not give ALL humans a bad rap… some humans do show that much love towards each other… :)

  7. Julie says:

    You are…NOT the father!!!

  8. Katiedid says:

    <3 Swans are soo pretty, sucks that most of them are really mean…

  9. resriechan says:

    National Geographic is jealous of this one!!! Perfection in photography!!

  10. LovesDogs says:

    I *heart* you.

  11. 260Oakley says:

    Birds necking in the park cygnetfies that Spring is not far away.

  12. chanpon says:

    Don’t be fooled! This is just a preview to Ultimate Neck-Wrestling in 30 seconds…

  13. Jenn in IL says:

    260Oakley, do you WORK for a pun shop? My God! LOVE IT.

    Poor divorced swans…so beautiful. And yes, it is a shame that they’re pretty mean…

  14. Hon Glad says:

    Well I’m having that wedding present back, that I bought them. A combined soap rack spot squeezer and power drill is very hard to come by.

  15. Lerrinus says:

    @Oakley: Sheer. Billiance! :-D

    What a beautiful pair of swans, great picture!

  16. oh, no, not swan divorce now, too… :(

    ~Dan

  17. TrixAndSam says:

    They were at a party when he ducked out to peck another’s cheek. She cried fowl and molted. (er, bolted.)

  18. Alice says:

    TAWDRY!!

    [Well, that was a tad wry. - Ed.]

  19. Desdemona says:

    He flew down to Argentina after telling her he was hiking in the Appalacians. Er, no, wait. Wrong story.

  20. Theresa says:

    Swans are badasses, peeps. Don’t mess with them.

  21. Megan C. says:

    I don’t think that article was about the same type of swan in the photo there. The photo is of a mute swan pair. The article is about Bewick’s swans. If you notice, the bill colors aren’t the same.

    Still, beautiful photo. It makes me wonder if that’s where the symbol for a heart came from. Anyone know?

  22. Katrina says:

    Divorce???? Well, I swan!

  23. Babylove says:

    oww… all l can say is…
    THAT S AMORE…..!! :-)
    Love for everyboby….

  24. Juliana says:

    “Failure to breed” – divorce is better than “off with her head” !

  25. That’s it! IF SWANS CAN’T KEEP UP WITH THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE, HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO EVER EXPECT A LONG AND HAPPY LIFE WITH SOMEONE?!

    PS: Caps lock is the cruise control to cool. Did you hear?

  26. Kar says:

    First it’s that gay penguin who left his life-partner for that hussy, now it’s swans who are apparently having mid-life crises.

    I’m waiting to see one cruise by in a red sportscar or run with a pack of geese while they’re “Finding Themselves.”

  27. Emily says:

    Divorce? Won’t somebody please think of the cygnets?

    [WIN :lol: - Ed.]

  28. Katrina says:

    And please remember the despondent Dik-Diks.

  29. Jessica says:

    Check out this story of two widower swans finding each other in the hospital – sweet!

    http://www.barnstablepatriot.com/home2/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=19988&Itemid=30

  30. Kell-y says:

    It’s nice that they can still see each other socially.

  31. Jess&Friends says:

    I wonder which one gets to keep the nest? Or do they sell it and split the profits 50/50?

  32. Lee says:

    Maury Povich or marriage counseling will resolve soon…we hope the can work their differences out and realize they DO love each other deeply!

  33. I think I see an episode of Springer: Trumpeter Swans Caught in Love Triangle With Whooping Cranes While Dressed as Peacocks at a Penguin Bar-mitzvah!

  34. catloveschanel says:

    Love is in the air,
    do do de de de deee
    The Love Boat – soon will be making another run

  35. resriechan says:

    @ Editor: commentor + your reply:

    Probably the BEST & most Witty AND concise turn of phrase, EVAIR in the history of the English language!!!

    (or at least, on CO!!)

    [You're a good fan, no question. ;) - Ed.]

  36. John says:

    It’s a common misconception, but the swans in the photo aren’t having an intimate moment… the posture of wings and necks here is typical of male-male aggressive interactions in swans.

    On another note, while many birds are socially monogamous – i.e. they tend to breed and maintain a social relationship with a particular mate, often until the mate’s death – they also have regular extramarital affairs, so to speak… This goes for swans too, for which genetic studies demonstrate that a female’s brood is commonly fathered by more than one male.

    I also recorded a number of ‘break-ups’ (before death of a partner) between pairs of black swans in Melbourne during a year of research there. But Bewick’s swans might be less fickle.

    Anyways, cute photo :)

  37. A. Non Ymous says:

    Is that a Tammy Wynette reference? Awesome.

    [We stand by our man. - Ed.]

  38. Joana says:

    @Megan C.: The heart symbol doesn’t have anything to do with actual hearts. It was what a extinct seed looked like, that was used in roman times as contraceptive. The jews, who traditionally had the heart as the center of all human emotions, adopted the drawing of the seed and gave it a more wholesome meaning. :)

  39. Miriam says:

    GORGEOUS picture, sad story :(

  40. pixelshots says:

    hi,
    these people seems they are made for each other than anything else and why they want a divorce.. nice shot, simply love these swans,what a lovely bird pair.
    regards
    kerala photos

  41. Megan C. says:

    @Joana: Wow, very awesome. I wasn’t sure what time period the heart symbol came around in– I was thinking of coats of arms in England using the symbol for the heart, hence the question about the swans.

    @John: Thanks for ruining the photo. ;) That’s really interesting. Makes me want to learn more about swan interactions. From the article, it sounds like Bewick’s swans don’t ‘break up’ often. But yes, extra-pair fertilizations occur so incredibly often in bird populations, I start to wonder why birds are considered ‘monogamous’. ;)

  42. Erica says:

    this is true swan love

  43. Sarah says:

    Maybe they were just swingers!

  44. Sarena says:

    they are just beautiful and it really stinks that they’re pretty mean