I knead you, Porkchops

My second favorite blog, DListed [NSFW] is featuring this redonk photo for a caption contest:

Think we can out-do them? I THINK WE CAN



  1. wow… this is rare

  2. Whoa. Whoa!

  3. Meg, I love that you love Dlisted too.

  4. Cats sleep anywhere.

  5. steampunkpretzel says:

    Bob the pig was somewhat of a Luddite when it came to technology, but he was relatively sure that the controls for his new electric blanket should’ve had more options than “purr”, “hiss”, and “OMG! Not the claws! Anything but the claws!”.

  6. BlueGrace24 says:

    OMW!!! This cat is the spittin’ image of my Hannah Joy! (I’d be the pig, though.) Hilarious photo!!!

  7. sleepydumpling says:

    Mmm, pigs in blankets, my favourite!

  8. Steven Baranowski says:

    This Cat is livin’ High on the Hog.

  9. Dammit! The hovertext pre-emptively struck mine, except I had it covered in couch potatoes ‘n’ biscuits instead of red sauce. Boo ya to Fearless Leader.

    So we’ll go with:
    The rare Afghan boarhound.
    And jockey.

  10. I will not do it on a dog, I will not do it on a hog!
    I will not do it on a twig, I will not do it on a pig!
    I will not eat my friend here, Ham! I will not do it, Sam I am! ;}~

  11. Kitteh and Piggeh reenact the infamous Horse Head scene from The Godfather.

  12. dlisted is my second favorite blog too! and i had a potbellied peeg growing up that looked just like this, his name was peewee 🙂

  13. CO is the guilty pleasure I talk about…Dlisted is the guilty pleasure I don’t talk about so much. MK is naughty & shameless and so GOOD at what he does. Love Dlisted!

    And this picture is awesome. Leave it to kitteh to find a sleeping spot anywhere. Lol!

  14. WOAH.

  15. JohnnyJohnny says:


    Ya might want to put a “NSFW” on that DListed link up top.


  16. I got nothin’ on the caption, but that is a gorgeous kitty on a pretty blankie.

  17. …..

    (Nope, I got nothin’.)

  18. That looks just like my Mommie!
    (My cat’s name is Mommie & she’s the mommy of our 5 “kids” even though I’m the mommy of the house…..oh, never mind)
    I don’t have a piggy WAAAAAAAAAA!

  19. The cat is a stylist, “Now darling heart, lets try this hand knitted poncho, oh yes green is your colour, and you can wear a poncho so many ways. Now lets try some accessories, I’m thinking raffia pvc and diamante.

  20. Mary (the first) says:

    Hovertext FTW !!! Hilarious!!!

  21. bookmonstercat says:

    Peeg looks in heaven. I would too, stretched out under a gorgeous hand-crocheted blankie of my very own and a bee-yoo-tiful kitteh topping it all off.

  22. Piggy: Hiding me here has saved my bacon! Thanks!
    Kitty (daydreaming): Mmm, baconnnn…

    Other than that I’m stymied.

  23. resriechan says:

    My only observation: I hope that there aren’t any hominid/ bipeds who think that they’re in charge at this residence …………………………..

  24. niagara_view says:

    I can’t tell for sure, but that appears to be a photo of Gwendolyn the Pig, a sweet pig in her senior years whose owner is fighting for Gwen’s right to live out the rest of her days at home. You can read about Gwen and sign the petition here: http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/savegwendolynthepig/

    CuteOverload users unite!

  25. niagara_view says:

    Oops, also a Gwen was profiled on Best Friends.org : http://network.bestfriends.org/14049/news.aspx

  26. 260Oakley says:

    Fat cat politician caught in cover-up of pork barrel scam.

  27. 260Oakley says:

    Someone’s hogging all the covers.

  28. Von Zeppelin says:

    Resistance Fighter pig is concealed from the dreaded Secret Police by quick-thinking cat. “A pig, Herr Obersturmbannführer? I have seen no pig. Now if you will excuse me, I will continue to relax on my comfy afghan on this extremely lumpy davenport.”

  29. 260Oakley FTW!! She must dream this stuff up at night. I stand in awe.

    They both look so blissfully contented. ❤

  30. @260Oakley – You are awesome.

  31. Survey reveals 7 out of 10 cat owners are pigs.

  32. The DListed version (just checked out that site): “Why is it pigs always wind up with the best pussy?” (Hey, you started it, Meg! Hmm… Wonder if this comment will wind up in the spam filter. 😉

    [Well, the “pending” pool, anyway. – Ed.]

  33. I don’t think we can outdo the hovertext here!! A+++

  34. jinxedfairy says:

    the cat wonders since when does the bed snore………oh well drifts off to sleep

  35. 260Oakley wins. Not just the caption contest, but the whole internet.

  36. Sleeping with you is sow hard, you hog all the blankets.

  37. ricki robinson says:

    Settle down, sammich!

  38. LovesDogs says:

    Obviously, piggie is cold!

  39. You can take the barn cat out of the barn, but you can’t take the barn out of the barn cat.

  40. Isn’t it supposed to be the princess and the PEA?

  41. @melissa – it’s the Princess and the PEEG!

  42. I got nuthin’. 260Oakley wins the internet.

    [What, again? 😕 – Ed.]

  43. GrtimParrot says:

    Democat is living high on the Pork

  44. And they sat CATS hog the couch!

  45. Argyle Donkeypants says:

    @ Von Zep: Hilarious!

  46. I can’t top high on the hog or pigs in blankets, but just wanted to say (a) DListed is to die for and makes me spit my coffee into my computer at least once a day (in a good way)(classic from last week was his report on the dog that saved the person from the cougar attack – if you haven’t seen, go read it now!) and (2) love this picture – the expressions on both animals’ faces are priceless – the kitteh is all: “Yessss, my plan for world domination is right on track.” and the peeg is all: “I rather enjoy a kitteh sitting on my head. So warm and snorgly.”

  47. Texhattan says:

    Cat on a hot pig roof.

  48. Um, what does NSFW mean again?

    [No Snow For Wednesday (but be sure to bundle up on Thurs & Fri) – Ed.]

  49. jeffliveshere says:

    Wow. DListed is pretty misogynistic. Ah well, I’ll just look ahead on my cute overload calendar to get the ick out of my brain…

  50. @marthava – NSFW is Not Safe For Work.

    OTOH, Ed. has a point. I hope he is wrong about Thursday and Friday.

  51. I loovvvess you Porrrggeeee!! (sung in high operatic soprano..)

  52. Would be funny if pig got off couch running…give kitty a ride. Both look like they aint answering the phone! What a life.

  53. “I can haz Pig in blanket?”

  54. Kinda like peegie has headache and der Katster is giving her a head massage.

    Or maybe implanting mind control like … you weell takes us to da keetcheen… you weel use yer truffle nose to find da treetsss

  55. Pig in blanket with Cat-shup!

  56. That cat completely misunderstands how to make pigs in a blanket…

  57. I also LOVE DListed.com….my two favorite website are DListed and Cuteoverload, my daily “happy pills” haha 🙂

  58. sairentohiru says:

    Pig in a blanket, ur doin it rite

  59. a pig on the couch is worth two in the bush

  60. Leave it to a cat to always find the warmest place in the house to sleep!

  61. catloveschanel says:

    (Southern Accent) The old queen went into the bed-room, took all the bedding off the bedstead, and laid a pea -g on the bottom; then she took twenty mattresses and laid them on the pea -g, and then twenty eider-down beds on top of the mattresses.
    On this the princess had to lie all night. In the morning she was asked how she had slept.
    “Oh, very badly!” said she. “I have scarcely closed my eyes all night. Heaven only knows what was in the bed, but I was lying on something hard, so that I am black and blue all over my body. It’s horrible!”

  62. catloveschanel says:

    Nobody but a real princess could be as sensitive as that.

  63. OTIS: You know, when we first met, you drove me hog wild.
    WILBUR: Aw, that’s so sw–
    OTIS: SHH! Listen. As I was saying, this relationship used to be thrilling.
    WILBUR: Oh…
    OTIS: SHH! Anyways, you’ve begun to boar me. All we do is sit here; it’s driving me to catatonia.
    WILBUR: Well, maybe if you weren’t so kneady, you know? Always wanting more. You said in your profile you were independent — snort!
    OTIS: Politically!! Anyways, give me one good reason I shouldn’t leave you.
    WILBUR: Off the top of my head, I can’t think of any.

  64. Gah! Revised and resubmitted (I hate how pressing “submit” makes me think of something else):

    OTIS: You know, when we first met, you drove me hog wild.
    WILBUR: Aw, that’s so sw–
    OTIS: SHH! Listen. As I was saying, this relationship used to be thrilling.
    WILBUR: Oh…
    OTIS: SHH! Anyways, you’ve begun to boar me. All we do is sit here; it’s driving me to catatonia.
    WILBUR: Well, maybe if you weren’t so kneady, you know? Always wanting more. You said in your profile you were independent — snort!
    OTIS: Politically!! And your profile said you had an appetite for adventure.
    WILBUR: Actually, it said “adventurous appetite.”
    OTIS: Oh. Well, give me one good reason I shouldn’t leave you.
    WILBUR: Off the top of my head, I can’t think of any.

  65. I agree that this piggy appears to be Gwendolyn, a senior-pig who is facing eviction for no good reason in Prince Georges County MD. There’s a picture of her with an identical kitty on the link Niagara_view provided (http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/savegwendolynthepig/). Her person is doing everything she can to keep Gwendolyn. The case is under appeal with city council now. I hope this story has a happy ending…kitty would miss her nap-buddy!

  66. Not for nothing, but while I’m a huge fan of DListed, I might make the NSFW like, twice as big, and twice as bold.

    If you’re not familiar with DListed, it might be a shock to the system. Pearls might be clutched. Smelling salts might be required.

    Love this picture, though.

  67. By all means try to save Gwendolyn, but this guy doesn’t look like Gwendolyn at all, to me. Judging from Gwendolyn’s page, she’s far more wrinkly and chubbular than this pig. I guess I could be wrong.

    Sorry, can’t think of a good caption. I like Steven Baranowski’s, though.

  68. I am not getting off until it turns into bacons.
    I has patience.

  69. I work with the owner (servant) of this cat & pig! Bob the cat and Penny the pig!

  70. PS They live in California

  71. earlybird1 says:

    @Kristina (#68): LOLOL! Good one! BTW, is that a Maine Coon cat? Beauty!

  72. “Just a few more days of sittin’ on ‘er and this swine will hatch into bacon, I can feel it.”

  73. 😆 Kristina. And sure, looks Maine Coon Cattish enough for me.

  74. ithinkiatetoomuch says:

    That’s the last time he’ll ever tried to pork this pussy.

  75. Pig, ” Do I have something on my head? Is it a hairy bug? Get if offfff… “

  76. That’s the stupidest hat i have ever seen.

  77. 260Oakley says:

    Davy Porkett was known for his Maine Coonskin Cap

  78. 😆 Looks like kitty thinks he/she has a nice piggy bed warmer while the piggy thinks he/she has a nice kitty shaped hot water bottle 😆

  79. Daa_of_Night says:

    Sure, fish and chicken were tasty and nutritious, but for sheer comfort, Charlie could think of nothing better than good old pig-in-a-blanket. Or under a blanket. Whichever.

  80. Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes.

  81. dr. berthaservant says:

    I bow to 260Oakley and Hon Glad, and I’m late to this game b/c I’ve been travelin’, but I humbly offer the following.

    ‘It’s not that I don’t think the cat isn’t nailing the part, I just still think we should have cast a real spider as Charlotte.’

  82. s rougette says:

    Puss ‘n Snoots

  83. Come on, it’s got to be ‘pork scratchings’!

  84. Donsie_Lass says:

    Worst toupee… evar.

  85. 260Oakley, you are fuuuuuuuuuuuny!!!

  86. Mr. Whiskers and his girlfriend, Moped.
    Only pussies ride hogs.

  87. Antabby and Cleoporka
    yeah, it stinks and it took me six days to think of…sorry I couldn’t do better for this awesome pair of interspecies snorglers!

  88. knit together: it was their mutual passion for yarn crafts that brought cat and pig together!

  89. oh, the hilarity ^_^

  90. cat on a hot tin piggy?

  91. Why is there a pig on your house, let alone on your couch? Haha Brilliant!