The first rule of Play Fight Club is: You do not talk about Play Fight Club.
The second rule of Play Fight Club is: You do not talk about Play Fight Club.
Third rule of Play Fight Club: If someone yelps, goes limp, or taps out, the play fight is over.
Fourth rule: Only two pups to a play fight.
Fifth rule: One play fight at a time, fellas.
Sixth rule: The play fights are soft kronches only. No shirt, no shoes, no chomping.
Seventh rule: Play fights will go on as long it’s fun.
And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first time at Play Fight Club, you have to fight.
Now that’s what I call a play date, Amy S.