Congratulations, Parakeet of Tomorrow!

You are the proud owner of a new BirDroid 5000x fully-automatic human suit! At last, the legs you’ve always wanted for walking, jogging, and dancing!  Grasp objects with your lifelike hands — no more using your beak!

Is Bird being smuggled, or snuggled, Amy T.?

44 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Birdcage says:

    Human suit! Love it – what a cute boidface poking up there!!!!

  2. Mischka says:

    Awww!

    So cute. I hope my macaws never get their toes on something like that. ;)

  3. Kenny G says:

    O hai!

  4. Kenny G says:

    [Marnie] PEEEEEEEEEK a boo! [/Marnie]

  5. Nancy says:

    r u sure that’s not just a bird tryin’ to get in the rack.

  6. Zuzzie says:

    boids’n baps

  7. Resriechan says:

    ‘ course, you *MIGHT* notice difficulties, when trying to get in the door, of your cozy Bird Cage that you love so dearly …………..

  8. Tiffany says:

    I think that’s a peach faced lovebird, not a parakeet! But a very cute post otherwise!

  9. Krista says:

    What an adorable lovebird! It looks just like my sister’s.

  10. T.U.M. says:

    No cats-n-racks tag? I mean, obnov he’s not a cat, but still.

  11. Holly says:

    awwww…..that is the cutest extra head I have ever seen!!!!

  12. 260Oakley says:

    Feather boa fail

  13. Katiedid says:

    Birdcage- do you have any other birds besides Merlin.. because I was thinking about getting Jack a friend.. a smaller friend….

  14. Fishy says:

    That looks just like my sister and her loveboid!

  15. Birdcage says:

    @Katiedid – Yes, I started out with 3 budgies before I got Merlin, actually. Only 1 budgie remains. Merlin and the remaining budgie don’t really interact together and can’t be out of their cages at the same time (the budgie attacks) – not much boid companionship going on between them.

  16. 260Oakley says:

    I wore a birdleneck today because I knew it was going to be cold.

  17. Blondie says:

    Nothing to see here. Keep moving, keep moving…

    Beep!

  18. Yikes… I don’t know if I’d stick a parakeet in my shirt (or pants)… :)

    ~Dan

  19. SoCalSis says:

    Just had a flashback from Total Recall, re: the ordinary seeming cab driver (?) turns out to have a mastermind’s head tucked away in his torso… (or was that just a crazy dream from last night? With Phillip K. Dick, it’s hard to tell)

    Happy Friday to all!

  20. Rachael says:

    That’s some growth she’s got on her neck. :shock:

  21. Camille says:

    Is it just me, or does that young lady have a very long neck?

  22. Theresa says:

    Golf too, NTMTOM. ;)

  23. Theresa says:

    PS Did the capsh remind anyone else of “budgie smugglers”? That unsavory Aussie expresh for unsavory male swimsuits? :lol:

  24. Karen says:

    So cute! It’s not a parakeet, definitely a lovebird. I have a lovebird named Fred who also loves burrowing in clothes!

  25. Von Zeppelin says:

    Theresa, thank you for adding to my education. I was going to skip the comments on this one, as I’m not very interested in pet birds, but now I have learned an unsavory Aussie expression. It pays to increase your word power!

  26. 260Oakley says:

    @Theresa
    Budgie Smugglers???? You’re killing me. I’m always amazed at what comes up from Down Under.

  27. J. says:

    Yet another cheep trick.

  28. Keets in Teets?

  29. Nissa says:

    Wow, the BirdDroid sure has come a long way in 15 years!
    Back when I was little my Love Bird had on of the first models! Sure it was little more than a control panel that she plugged in to the head of an real human, but it got the job done dag-nabbit!
    I’m guessing they’ve worked out the “listless expression” bug?

  30. T.U.M. says:

    Butch, you owe me a new keyboard and a fresh cup of coffee.

  31. Rumi says:

    260Oakley 01.08.10 at 7:23 am
    I wore a birdleneck today because I knew it was going to be cold.
    ***************************************
    You never disappoint, lol. :)

  32. Katrina says:

    When “Down Under” really means down under? Theresa, for our own protection, stay home for a while- you’re walking into the more unsavory parts of the cities you’re visiting, dear….

  33. kibblenibble says:

    WOO HOO great comment thread. LMAO

  34. Anna says:

    Well the least you can do is call it the right bird,’peach faced love bird’!

  35. Paunchie says:

    “budgie smugglers” BA HA HA! unsavory! unsavory!

  36. violet says:

    I love the dog wearing the tin-foil. He really looks like the type that would wear tin-foil in earnest. :-)

  37. violet says:

    Wow can you believe I commented on the wrong page. I have got to stop drinking all that diet coke.

  38. dr. berthaservant says:

    Worst. “Alien” remake. Ever.

  39. Theresa says:

    We aims to please. :D

  40. As Wikus van de Merwe learned the hard way: When the mecha suit opens, get in the mecha suit.

  41. Hon Glad says:

    Hopefully the young lady is wearing a stoutly made bra (perhaps made from burlap).
    She will need to protect her poitrine from the birdie claws.

  42. Me says:

    This is a peach faced lovebird, not a parakeet. I have two and they both do the same thing.

  43. Ewwww says:

    Gross!!!!!!

    Looks like she has gout.

  44. DKN says:

    It’s tweets in teats.

    [ :lol: - Ed.]