Hey, I gotta work order here says I’m suppose’ta deliver a shipment of disapproving bunny to this here residence. So where you want I should be dumping it, already?
This Kinkajou at the Bronx Zoo is up early this Sunday morning. Usually nocturnal, this lil’ Dude will claw yer eyes out during the day if disturbed. So, not dissimilar to your Mother without a gin martini.
Proceed with caution:
Jessica N., how do Kinkajous respond to the allegation that their schnozzles look like a sloth’s? Huh!?
Attention, peeps! We have an urgent situation that demands your immediate attention! So stop whatever you’re doing and listen up! (That open-heart surgery can wait, trust me.) Sender-inner Elizabeth T. (no, not Taylor, but that would be awesome) sent us these two pictures, and a note:
I got another bunny last week and thought i’d share the cuteness… the one on the left is Gimli, the girl on the right is still to be named. Some suggestions would be great!
People, do you understand what this means? There is a bunny somewhere, in this great wide world, that doesn’t … have … a name! While other bunnies bask in the glory of monikers like Flopsy, Puffy-Puff, Foo-Foo, Torquemada, and Wiggles, this poor creature is completely nameless!
Please, dear gentle readers, I beg of you: Don’t let this innocent, adorable creature suffer even a minute longer! Suggest your names quickly, before this frail, sensitive, precious animal impales herself on a carrot to escape the soul-crushing humiliation!
"Dear Lord, bless this carrot, and its sweet, sweet orangey goodness, that thou hast seen fit to deliver unto us this day; and bless also my dear wife Mabel and our fourteen children, most of whom look like me; and my sister Enid, even though she moved to the colony in the nicer part of town and won’t talk to us anymore; and …"
From a million in-boxes to yours, courtesy new sender-inner Betsy B.
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