Egads, Hubert, they’re everywhere! Mobs of screaming, angry taxpayers with pitchforks and torches! The entire mansion is surrounded!
Dang, my torch went out, Esther W.
by Theo on March 21, 2009
"Oh I think you’re gonna do better than that, doc. See, I been checkin’ around, an’ I happen to know what a pile of white lion cubs is worth to you and your organization. It’d be a shame if we couldn’t come to a mutually beneficial agreement, doc, a real shame. And it ain’t like we’re asking for a lot, you know? I mean how many giraffes does one zoo need?" [wipes drool with paw]
"Sorry. ‘Sides, an’ I hate to hafta bring this up, but little Nicky Two Noms here is a wicked tickler…"
Seen on CBS News. Eeeeee!!!!
"Citizens of Earth! I am the Grand High Blayvin of the planet Fabulon! We offer your civilization the blessings of our advanced hair care secrets! Our scientists have perfected a neutronic conditioning lotion that can cure split ends for all time! We come with peaceful intentions, and not to ship your people to our home planet for horrific beauty school experiments, honest, we mean it!"
I, for one, welcome our impeccably-coiffed overlords, Stacy N.
by Theo on March 19, 2009
Ahh, sweet soft soupy seduction. On Nov 14, 2005, Meg opened up a can of Faux French on our derrières…
(French accent) so, Cherie…. (music in background) You like dee Ghetto Tomato? ahn? I open eet for you… non…. ssssssssssh! (covers your mouth with paw) don’t you worree—I open eet for you weeth my paw—I can do eet, ahn?. I am dee ulllltimate, Cherie—mignon, zee strong paws, zee best cook. (Pours more wine into your glass) Pooffée—moi—I take care of you tonight…
