…attentive service, classic styles—even in those hard-to-fit sizes, but what really sets them apart is their attention to detail. I mean, those other stores just stuff the shoes with paper, for goodness sakes.

I’d like to see something in a size 10 marmie, Diane D.
Oh, it seemed reasonable enough at the time; these things always do. "Surveillance kitties," they called them. Strictly for our protection, they said.

But it wasn’t long before they took over — Watching us everywhere, at all hours of the day and night…

These days, you can’t even walk down to the mailbox without being asked to show your identification papers, or being patted down for tuna…
(sigh) I just don’t know what this world is coming to sometimes…
Be seeing you, Melissa B.