Pandamonium, definish of

Mail Online is reporting that Panda Moms are too tie-tie to breed more often because they must take care of their rambunctious cubs. Check out this Trouble-causing Crib Climber:

panda cub climbing crib

Thanks, Nick W. and Sunny B. Check out ALL the great pics over at Mail Online.



  1. catloveschanel says:

    Oh! Go Panda Go!

  2. OMG so cute.

    I want to eat it up


    P.S. I am hungry 😛

  3. Mary (the first) says:

    He’s making an escapte attempt.. catch him, quick!

  4. Ooooooooo, he looks rascally!

    (and: OMG! No hovertext!)

  5. LOL, looks like one of MY rambunctious little ones~! That’s crazy cute!

  6. Do my eyes deceive me or is there no hovertext?

    Is this a subtle hint for us to think of our own?

    (Tiny computer in brain now working overtime). Will have to check back later.

  7. re: novertext:

    YES! We can all think for ourselves!

    Uh . . . . . .
    Got nothing.

    Perhaps silent panda protest for being called a bear?

  8. What a LUV BUG !!!!
    I know it’s a luv bug because of the nose people .
    Thud !
    Happy New Year everybody from snowy Yakima Wa.

  9. He looks sooooo determined and earnest, I want to help him escape the playpen. That way, it’ll be so much easier to hold him on my lap and cuddle with him. What a cutie-pie!

  10. ButtaRumCake says:

    He’s all “BUSTED! Dammit”

  11. resriechan says:

    OK . The time has come (the Walrus said) to talk of many things. Following is a possible bit of dialogue; lifted — without permishe, mind you — from my best friend whose wife, while *NOT* a Panda, is def. very tie-tie, from giving birth, then raising, including homeschooling to age 18, all five of their children…..

    Dad: “Viv-vy (nickname for La Petite Vivian), what’s the matter, hon?”
    La Petite V: “Daddy, (my brother) Ian is so mean!” “Why, dear? What happened?” V” “He won’t go outside with me and (sniff, sniff, gasp)

    Yes, she won this one. She DID convince Ian to take her outdoors for a walk. She’s now studying for a job in diplomacy. Or as a lawyer; depends where the best scholarship is offered.

    All except the last two lines is a TRUE STORY. Fer reeeelz.

  12. Claudia C. says:

    Won’t somebody help before he strains something?

    Cuter than cute! I just want to wuv it’s head. Thunk.

  13. This My Nose… you Beep it ‘Kay

    Beep! and Mwaah…::Kisses Panda on beep-able nose::

  14. That is a panda plotting look, if ever I did see one.

  15. The bonus photos on the link are fantastic! Mommy panda is doing exactly what we all would love to do–she is sacked out and nomming on the baby panda’s little feet! So adorable. He is definitely a rascal.

  16. BEEP!

    [EXACTLY. 😀 – Ed.]

  17. You totally need to click that link and see the other pics!

    *drops dead*

  18. catloveschanel says:

    Looks like Wen Li is an early candidate for box-hab!

  19. pout> I want hovertext!

  20. Yea Meg (groaner…Panda…monium…)…and an early Happy New Year to all COs!

  21. Mew Mew Mew I has cute says:

    Panda: Uhh….A lil halp here?
    lol ykwim

  22. NO OVERTEXT !!!! Oh me Oh my, have to think of something funny…little hamster in my head running….running….running…. Ouff hamster too pooped can’t go on.
    I got nothing… Oh well have a Happy New Year C.O. 🙂

  23. My first submish accepted bodes well for the New Year! Happy 2010 y’all, and lets hope Pandini doesn’t get in too much trubs.

  24. Cutest hang-over this side of midnight.

  25. (p.s. No hoover text, dam it.)

    I’ll walk away from the post now.

  26. Having seen (I think on this site) a Panda giving birth. The fetal like baby is virtually fired out, much to the surprise of the mother. So the rarity of a Panda Pup? surviving is not unexpected.

  27. resriechan says:

    wow 260Oakley hasn’t got a fascinatin’ fix on 49 amazing PANda PUNs???

    ARMAGGEDDON (sp) is on its way. (ominous thunder booms)

    ok — I’ve got a teensy tiny Panda Pun for everybuddy ….re. this furry person’s “hovertext”
    (ya ready for this, yet???)

    “Keep yer Pantas (aka “panties”) on …”

    Me bets that a CO Uberlord/ Uberlady will give the little furry person, some hovertext @ midnight either NYC time or West Coast time………………………………………………………..

  28. The UK New year was two and a half hours ago so Until you Murkins catch up .Hapee Noo Year peeps.

  29. Oops , one and a half hours ago.

  30. OMG Teh Qte!! I love that little baby girl! And you have checked out the other pics on the website? Soooooooooooooooo cute.

  31. Queen of Dork says:

    Happy New Year, Hon Glad! So it’s already happened across the pond? Well, I have six hours yet to go over here in Vegas. This Panda post reminds me of the Panda you like of the baby Panda sneezing and scaring mama!

  32. resriechan says:


    “Hippo Gnu yEARS” to Hon Glad!!!! (hiccup)

    (ka- BLAM) (fireworks)

  33. Queen of Dork says:

    Resriechan: ka-BLAM? Hahahahaha! Nice sound effects. Might I add:
    *sizzle, sizzle, krackle, hisssss*
    (crowd watching) *ooooooo, aaaaahhhhh, ohhhhhhhh!*

    Wow, was that ever hard to type.

  34. resriechan says:

    hiya fellow ‘mericun!!!

    Glad you enjoyed the show. We worked particularly hard on getting those sound FX, synched to the visuals!!!!

    I sentcha “some stuff”, atcher regularly scheduled Email location!!! Hope you had a Spiffy New Year’s Eve???

  35. Panda baby’s eyeballs are all like …. no one’s watching, I can make a break for it now!

    Happy New Year Cute Overloaders!

  36. I will say Happy New Year to you like my Sicilian great-grandfather would:

  37. Queen of Dork says:

    Theresa: He-he. 🙂

  38. That is one sassy-looking bear.

  39. This cub is trying to make a fast break back to mommy. Enough with the playpen, I WANT OUT. Too cute.

  40. …no hoverwhat, were you saying? 😉

  41. DaytimeDeb says:

    Answer to hovertext: Yes! I will beep your nose!!

  42. DaytimeDeb says:

    Oh, and the other pics on the site…. no fair to have my head splode so close to finally saying good by to 2009. They are all so cute… especially when she gets that leg up in #3.

  43. DaytimeDeb says:

    goodbye. Jeez. And I haven’t been ‘celebrating,’ apparently I just can’t spellabrate.

  44. Beep! Mwah!

  45. Happy New Year!!!! Everyone, everywhere, at whatever time is approps in your area of the interwebs.

  46. kibblenibble says:

    Beep! Boop!

  47. victoreia says:


    (Oh, look! Hovertext! Thank you, CO staff!)

  48. Boop! Beep!

  49. Queen of Dork says:

    Happy New Year melissadesa! Please excuse me for my bad manners, but I always in my head think of you as “The Hedgehog Lady.” I hope you don’t mind. 🙂

  50. Queen of Dork says:


  51. bookmonstercats says:

    @Hon Glad, I am impressed that you were (a) still awake at 1.30am on New Year’s Day and (b) sober enough to type AND make sense. I think I may have been (a), but I know I definitely was not (b).

    My sympathies lie with the panda mummies. My human cubs are grown up now, but I can still remember midnight cot-climbing escapades.


  53. @Victoreia, BIG POINTS for using the word “rascally”!! 😉

  54. @Resriechan, your story bodes well for my three-year-old niece. She will surely end up on the Supreme Court. My brother, OTOH, may end up in a rest home. 80

  55. @Hon Glad, from video evidence, Mama pandas seem very shockable. They hit the ceiling when the bebehs sneeze, too.

  56. resriechan says:

    Theresa: super-dee-dooper!

    (I *DO* hope, that your meaning, is that your niece will end up ON THE JUDICIAL BENCH, when she goes to the Supreme Court…………as opp. to a legal case involving some misadventure of her college years……………..having would up being decided, *IN* the Supreme Court!!!!!)


  57. Yeah… I would so beep his lil nose, but what his face says to me is “HALP.”

  58. Oh scuse me. HER lil nose. Sorry, Wen Li!

  59. thats so cute but how the hell do u add a pix??????