To your health: a tiny gut squeeze

It’s been proven a gut squeeze a day keeps the doctor away. Statistically there is quite literally nothing better than a tiny-kitten-gutulence-psuedo-squeeze. You can put your entire hand around a mini gut like this and PRETEND to squeeze and then—poof—anything bad just melts away.

The kitten won’t judge you Irene S., she’s not even watching!

57 comments … read them below or add one

  1. CoconutCheez says:

    awww~ kitty <3

  2. Cats are hilarious. Lol.
    I swear that they cover their eyes when their sleeping to get a better nap.
    Goofy little buggers.
    This one has a very odd assortment of point coloring! Seal point on the face and blue point on the toesies.
    CUTE!

  3. Queen of Dork says:

    Smmmmooooooooochiepoo!

  4. Theo says:

    GIANT PAWWWWWWWWWS

  5. 260Oakley says:

    Can I squeeze the meeze, pleeze?

  6. Nikki says:

    If ever there was a nose crying out for a beep, this would be it! BEEP!!

  7. J. says:

    Clearly that kitten is a Jets fan.

  8. Winston says:

    this kitten is shy

  9. silentk says:

    Ohh come here kitty- I’ll hug all your shyness away!

  10. serfer0 says:

    I shouldn’t…Santa is watching…but…the temptation…no one will…know…
    I’M SQUEEEEEZINGKKKKK!

  11. serfer0 says:

    Oh god, that was gooood.

  12. Wend says:

    Beep, boop, snorgle.

  13. ButtaRumCake says:

    I didn’t squeeze – I schnorfed.

    There, I said it.

  14. Queen of Dork says:

    *Gasp!*
    ButtaRumCake schnorfed! Is that allowed? Can I schnorf, too?

    *schnorf, schnorf, schnorf. (this is fun!) schnorf*

  15. A K Strong says:

    !! AHKRG

    I want to lick that belly. I don’t care how much fur gets on my tongue.

  16. Gigi says:

    I want to rub my nose in that belly fur!!!!!

  17. victoreia says:

    *’splode* kitteh belleh!

  18. 5^^now8ing says:

    Announcement: All schnorfing is to be conducted in the Snickering Lounge, where multiple kitteh bellehs will be available for your pleasure! hic!

  19. Queen of Dork says:

    *calling the Snickering Lounge for a reservation*

  20. What happens if you schnorf without a reservation?

    *tries it* Aaaaiieieeee!!! *boom* …ded from teh cute…

  21. 5^^now8ing says:

    Don’t say I didn’t warn you, whiskers! ;-)

  22. happycat says:

    to the Lounge! hurry, or all the good kitteh bellehs will be taken…(schnorf, schnorf)..sigh…all betteh now…bring on the drinks!

  23. Queen of Dork says:

    I love the pink leather Barco-loungers in here. Very retro!

  24. Blondie says:

    This looks like me at the end of the Packers game. With hubby being a Steelers fan, I’m making him sleep in the 23″ of snow we have.

    [stealing kitten}

  25. cool cool says:

    Cutest kitten EVER!!!

  26. resriechan says:

    OKAY THIS IS A RAID ON GROUNDS OF RIDICULOUS BEHAVIOR!!!!

    (visualize the Overly Authoritarian British Police Officers on Monty Python, here…..)

  27. Queen of Dork says:

    Resriechan: *runs for the back door. dashes down the dark alley and escapes the raid. ha-ha!*

  28. resriechan says:

    (verrrrrry sneaky, that one. Darn!!)

  29. Queen of Dork says:

    Ha-ha-ha-ha Resrie! (Cyber tag…you’re it!) :)

  30. resriechan says:

    (very very stiffly &indignantly, pouting; arms folded)

    “Am NOT!! MOM!!!!She’s breathing my AIR”

    (sighs indignantly)

  31. Shari says:

    I wanna see his face! I wanna see his face! I wanna see his face!

    But those paws and that silky little nose…they just melt me…

  32. @5^^now8ing: *staggers off to recover* nex…next time I’ll li…listen…

  33. Teresa says:

    :twisted: SNORGLE SNORGLE SNORGLE SNORGLE SNORGLE SNORGLE :twisted:

  34. Teresa says:

    :twisted: SNORGLE SNORGLE SNORGLE SNORGLE :twisted:

  35. Teresa says:

    That kitty needs some serious SNORGLE-FEST :twisted:

  36. Teresa says:

    :twisted: SNORGLE SNORGLE :twisted:

  37. NT Mel says:

    What is the proper dose of kitteh-belleh snorglage to cure the snow shoveling blues while avoiding the nasty side effects of…well…ded-ness?

  38. Theresa says:

    Actually, crying out for a CO Classic:
    “Nibble nibble squeeze squeeze pokey pokey BEEP!”

  39. Theresa says:

    @Resrie, enter the late Graham Chapman in officer’s uniform, saying “Now this is getting very silly indeed.”

  40. Theresa says:
  41. Nicolletta says:

    Extreme feets!

  42. Holly says:

    reminds of my Tonk girls bellies. Silky soft and ver snorglalicious!

  43. General Approval says:

    A CONTENDER APPEARS!!

    THIS CAT IS … LONG!!

    CUTE, TOO!!

  44. Joe says:

    That’s the top half of a Longcat.

  45. Teresa says:

    :? This dang site would NOT let me upload comments :? and the next day my comments show up :? Go figure :?

    [Once in a while, the spam filter catches things it shouldn't. I try to make sure I rescue the good stuff before I dump the junk. - Ed.]

  46. Noelegy says:

    MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeezzzzer!

  47. Balint says:

    For a minute I thought that I see my own kitten :D She’s like the same. (Here you can check her and her buddy: http://cicanaplo.blog.hu )

  48. Elisha B. says:

    Look at the size of those paws! She is gonna be a big girl :) And I bet a love bug!

  49. Anne says:

    oooooooooooouuuuuuuuhhhh, I squeezed…………just a little………. and ……….. I’m better, much better :)

  50. emmberrann says:

    Would someone pls splain me what is “meezzer”? (Btw, kitteh who is varry byootifuhls, is covering eyes to not have the light disturbing her zzzzzzs. Mr. Picky does this often, although he is usually curled up in a ball.)

  51. Theo says:

    “Meezer” = Siamese Cat. Like the one standing on my lap right now, trying to lick all my fingers AS I’M TRYING TO TYPE. lyurp lyurp lyurp NOM!

  52. Teresa says:

    :twisted: I will suggest beating that Spam Filter with a club if that will help stop it from doing that again, Ed :twisted:

    [Yeah... doooon't think that'll help - Ed.]

  53. Monterri says:

    The kitty looks cute and innocent, I agree, but has it occurred to anyone here that perhaps the reason why the kitty is covering its eyes is because there is something…wrong ? Don’t be fooled by the fur, the nosie and teh paw!

    It is like any horror movie: You go up and say “Awww, cute kitty” and then the creature uncovers its eyes, and……………………….

  54. Monterri says:

    Teresa: Yeah, the Spam Filter got me for the first time…and on Christmas Eve, of all days. Thank you, Santa Duck! (reference to “ENCORE: Barkin’ & Quackin’ Around the Tree” by Theo for Dec. 24).

  55. Teresa says:

    :lol: Well, one can dream of beating the Spam Filter with a club, Ed :lol:

  56. Monterri says:

    Teresa: I am first in line :twisted:

  57. Teresa says:

    @Monterri :twisted: Sure and I will follow right behind you :twisted: