Don’t Play With Your Food

Listen to me, my tasty minions! You are my Tator Tot Army, and together we’ll rid the kitchen of Colonel Ketchup!

That’s quite a surname, Cocoa Will-Never-Reveal-Her-Last-Name.

38 comments … read them below or add one

  1. kat says:

    sir, yes sir!!

  2. Katrina says:

    Ah, another messy eater!

  3. Prof. Bleen says:

    Those are teeny tiny tater tots.

  4. ffleur says:

    I see tiny hedgie teeth!
    And that food is as big as his foot.
    Very very cute. I approve.

  5. Rachael says:

    Wow, you can tell he means business!

  6. k80 says:

    Ha, I love the diabolical mustachio!

  7. 260Oakley says:

    Look out, he’s packin’ heat. Prickly heat.

  8. Saffron says:

    :D :D 260Oakley for the WIN

  9. Gigi says:

    OMG it’s Snidely Whiplash, quick someone call Dudley Do-Right!

  10. ceejoe says:

    look at dat nosicle!
    beep!

  11. Judith says:

    Would you call him tot-alitarian?

  12. tesstricks says:

    TONIGHT, I DINE IN HELL!

  13. Lerrinus says:

    Fine form as always, 260Oakley! :-D

    And nice one, too, Judith! :-)

  14. kat says:

    @ judith – hahahaha

  15. Theresa says:

    @260Oakley, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Prickly heat, you’re killin’ me. :D

  16. Annie says:

    Haha! What a fine specimen of tot-talitarian hedgies! :D

    “ROARRR!! I AM A DINOSAUR! BE AFRAID!!!” XD

  17. 5^^now8ing says:

    She does look like an Evil Mastermind, doesn’t she?
    (Insert joke linking “rash of shootings” to 260Oakley’s “prickly heat” — I lack 260′s way with words)

  18. Agent 99 says:

    Itty Bitty Teeny Tiny Teeth.
    Love it.

  19. Rachael says:

    260Oakley for yet another win!

  20. Katrina says:

    Prickly Heat? Oh, I’ve got to get better at punning, I am feeling sooooo ‘bested’ right now….

  21. JME says:

    Is this the same evil hedgehog as the one who uses that Samsung phone as a control screen?

  22. TwilightGuru says:

    He’s All Like BWAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

  23. Mary (the first) says:

    How come most of the hedgies here are sweet looking but this one looks positively snarly?!

  24. kat says:

    @JME – good call!! i bet it is! or – are there…TWO evil hedgehogs!?!?!! aaaahhh!! *runs and hides*

  25. melissadesa says:

    That reminds me. I haven’t beeped my hedgei’s nose in the last 3 hrs.

    *beep beep boop*

  26. MickeyC says:

    Cocoa Chanel?

  27. Anonymous says:

    Oh mi god, it’s a pirate hedgehog!

    Seriously, can’t you just hear it’s “Arrrr….”?

  28. Lizzy says:

    Teehee for Tater Tots!! My grandfather invented them! (Seriously. He and his father were inventors and machinists and were contracted by Ore Ida to come up with something to do with the potato bits leftover from making french fries.)

  29. Queen of Dork says:

    Lizzy: I bow to your grandfather and great grandfather.

  30. berthaservant says:

    Cocoa’s last name is Pebbles. (That’s my guess).

  31. 5^^now8ing says:

    Lizzy — that’s so cool!!

  32. bookmonstercats says:

    @Mary1, I suspect (actually, fervently hope) that Hedgie is just crunching one of his/her Tator Tot Thingies in his/her back teeth.

    Otherwise we’re doomed. Doomed I tell ‘ee.

  33. Wend says:

    @bookmonstercats; but what a way to go! Done in by the cutest diabilical master mind of any century!!!

  34. poker says:

    now i want a hedgehog even more!

  35. Does Col. Ketchup know Col. Mustard?

  36. Monterri says:

    If “Dictator Prickle” is the worst that the forces of evil can come up with, then I think we’ll survive.

  37. Monterri says:

    Long live Dictator Pringle! May his spines forever chase away bad pictures and insulting commentators! Actually, C.O. already does that. They are Dictator Pringle in -disguise-! How…”evil”…*Nom* (ummm…just a test! I think.)

  38. kim says:

    eating