Yoohoo, anyone home? I brought you a fruitcake I made last year!
Hellooooo…? It’s Carl and Agnes! We have non-alcoholic eggnog, Brussel sprouts, and a hankering to sing carols!
Hey, uh, anyone home? Last night I accidentally ran over a grandma. Can I hide out at your place for a few days?
Stella, here! I brought over stuff for scrapbooking! Wow, your peephole is really dirty!
Anyone there? Maude just left me. For a Clydesdale. He pulls a one horse open sleigh or something. Can I come in and talk about it for a few hours?
Wait, that’s not a reverse peephole, right Julie C.?