Rubber Duckie, you’re the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Duckie, I’m awfully fond of you;
(woh woh, bee doh!)
Rubber Duckie, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Duckie, you’re my very best friend, it’s true!
(doo doo doo doooo, doo doo)
CHORUS:
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who’s
Cute and yellow and chubby
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby!)
Rubber Duckie, you’re so fine
And I’m lucky that you’re mine
Rubber duckie, I’m awfully fond of you.
(repeat chorus)
Rubber Duckie, you’re so fine
And I’m lucky that you’re mine
Rubber duckie, I’m awfully fond of –
Rubber duckie, I’d like a whole pond of –
Rubber duckie I’m awfully fond of you!
Oh my claws and whiskers!
Love the shower cap, Gert, hon–although it’s not exactly the kind of fashion statement we want to make now, is it, hmm?
*Skridgle under the kitty’s chin*
*Picky looks at picture with disdain.*
You put your right paw in
You take your left paw out
You take off your shower cap and shake yourself about.
Hopefully soaking all the people like a spout,
kootchy-kootchy-koo!
splish, splash, i was taking a bath….long about sunday noon
row row row your cat, gently down the stream
i’m gnarles barkleys friend, scratch henderson now let me bathe!
would you like me to wash your a&%, sir? (i miss sir john gilguid – from movie arther)
*beep!*
*poke*poke*
*beep boop*
ah-OOO-gah! ah-OOO-gah!
Rubber Duckie, you’re the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Duckie, I’m awfully fond of you;
(woh woh, bee doh!)
Rubber Duckie, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Duckie, you’re my very best friend, it’s true!
(doo doo doo doooo, doo doo)
CHORUS:
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who’s
Cute and yellow and chubby
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby!)
Rubber Duckie, you’re so fine
And I’m lucky that you’re mine
Rubber duckie, I’m awfully fond of you.
(repeat chorus)
Rubber Duckie, you’re so fine
And I’m lucky that you’re mine
Rubber duckie, I’m awfully fond of –
Rubber duckie, I’d like a whole pond of –
Rubber duckie I’m awfully fond of you!
(doo doo, be doo.)
*pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokeoke pokepokepokepoekpoekpokepokepokepokepokepoke*
mwhahahahahaha….that has my Max quite concerned. Of course, I played it multiple times.
Wow, Jakewords, I never knew there was more than one verse!
*BOOP!*
*poooooooooooke!*
squeezysqueezysqueezy!
pokeypokeypokey!
beepybeepybeepy!
Gertrude, you realize that you’re going to be on rubber-ducky duty until he returns, right?
pokety pokety poke poke poke poooookepokepokepike
:: beepbeepboop ::
Boop boop de boop
)
Luff the kitten x
QWEET poking moi! REERWW!! (claws out)
Oh my claws and whiskers!
Love the shower cap, Gert, hon–although it’s not exactly the kind of fashion statement we want to make now, is it, hmm?
*Skridgle under the kitty’s chin*
*Picky looks at picture with disdain.*
You put your right paw in
You put your right paw out
You put your right paw in
But you leave your bath cap on!
You do the Kitteh Pokey
And you plot vengeance for this bath…
That’s what it’s all about!
You leave the humans’ arteries in
But you claw all the veins out
You make them give you lots of noms
As soon as their wounds heal
You do the Kitteh Pokey
And then you nap for fourteen hours…
That’s what it’s all about!
Saffron:
You put your right paw in
You take your left paw out
You take off your shower cap and shake yourself about.
Hopefully soaking all the people like a spout,
That’s what it’s all about!!
(clap, clap)
POKE!
Btw, if I had a dog…that would have drove him bonkers!
*hearts* to QoD!
*loveydove* to Saffron!
I’m going to go now and try to find the MIA Resrichan.
GIGGLE
I will not POKE Gertrude 
I will TICKLE Gertrude 
just like “Surprised Kitty” was tickled 
ROFL… I poked Gertrude and both my guinea pigs started squealing and squeaking back.
tap tap poke! sqeeeze.
I’mm gonna get you! There….I did.
I love the internet!!!
*pokedy poke poke beep boop*
Note the poke a dots on the hat!
*Poking!*
The look on the face looks more like… ‘oh dear, I sure hope that was an air bubble’.
*eek!*eek!*
*Poke
*Pokepoke
I heart to poke!
poke pokey poke poke!
*POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE*
POKE! poke-poke-poke.. POKE!
Hokey Pokey
*pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke*
So… how come when I try to poke, I hear NO SQEEEEK??? I feel so deprived.
poke!
kootchy-kootchy-koo!
splish, splash, i was taking a bath….long about sunday noon
row row row your cat, gently down the stream
i’m gnarles barkleys friend, scratch henderson now let me bathe!
would you like me to wash your a&%, sir? (i miss sir john gilguid – from movie arther)
I’m SURE she didn’t eat the duck. But just to be sure… *pokedy pokedy poke poke poke*
“SQUEEK”