Ladies & Gentlemen, the Clever Hamsters

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on December 11, 2009

It was another tear-stained night in the French Quarter, heartbreak hanging over every street like a grieving fog.  There was already a row of shot glasses on the bar in front of me, drained like fallen soldiers, but I still had sorrows to drown.

It was Amateur Night, when every cab driver with the ten-spot to get his horn out of hock took his turn in the shadows of Parker and Gillespie.  A beady-eyed quartet shuffled on stage; with luck, they’d only butcher a few numbers before slinking away in shame.  I ordered another shot and braced myself for the worst.

But then they started to play…

Like coolsville, Amy F.

{ 60 comments }

1 Steven Baranowski 12.11.09 at 1:03 pm

Many musicians have drinking problems. In these hamster’s cases, it drinking overpriced boutique water.

But well done!

2 llism 12.11.09 at 1:05 pm

I believe this is the very definition of redonkulous.

3 colleen 12.11.09 at 1:05 pm

I didn’t see that coming! Too cute!

4 TrixandSam 12.11.09 at 1:06 pm

“How ’bout it folks! Let’s give ‘em a ham!”

5 skippymom 12.11.09 at 1:06 pm

Do these guys have an agent, and if so how do I contact him/her? I would very much like to book them to play at Skippy’s 13th birthday party next month.

6 MamaDawn in Tulsa 12.11.09 at 1:07 pm

OMGPonies1111 I’ll be president of their fanclub!

7 Jezebel 12.11.09 at 1:12 pm

You cats are 18-karat layin’ the boogie down! Play that horn, Daddy-o!

8 Holly 12.11.09 at 1:14 pm

I love it!! They should get one to play the drums though…that would be SO awesome!

9 J. 12.11.09 at 1:17 pm

Scoobedywawa

10 260Oakley 12.11.09 at 1:37 pm

Hamateur Night down at the Squeaky Wheel. The pay is peanuts.

11 marmar 12.11.09 at 1:38 pm

and thus the term “Jazz Hams” was coined

12 260Oakley 12.11.09 at 1:41 pm

The double bass and violin players couldn’t make this gig. It really hurts when your hamstrings give out on you.

[Ba-da-BING! -- Mike :D ]

13 berthaservant 12.11.09 at 1:47 pm

Wonderful as long as they don’t start scatting.

14 Hila 12.11.09 at 1:53 pm

This. Is. AWESOME. :D

15 Kiragirl 12.11.09 at 1:57 pm

I LOVE it!

16 GingerBean 12.11.09 at 1:58 pm

I love this so much :D

17 jen 12.11.09 at 1:58 pm

that is SOOOOO COOOOOL!!!!! LOL

18 baileysgrandmom 12.11.09 at 2:03 pm

Pooey. I think it’s ‘shopped. (well, SOMEbody had to say it!)
No ham-fisted complaints from me, though.

19 Katrina 12.11.09 at 2:10 pm

skippymom-you mean Skippy’s Bar Mitzvah? Mazel Tov! You must be so proud.

Someone (well a few someones) had to create the music for that (so the hamsters could learn it, they are notorious for not being able to swing well on their own.)Well done, well done, well done.

Youth Orchestra Concert tomorrow at the Steppes of Central CT Public Library-at the Steppes, not on the steps. Full report tomorrow after!

20 Bunnyfluffs 12.11.09 at 2:20 pm

I am in love with the trumpet hamster.. the *sniffasniffasniffasniff* part kills me.

21 skippymom 12.11.09 at 2:20 pm

Katrina, it hadn’t occurred to me that it would be his Bar Mitzvah, but you’re right! I must modify my party plans, and order a bunch of yarmulkes. What would you suggest I serve for food?

Best luck with the concert–maybe one of these days I’ll make it to one!

22 Trabb's Boy 12.11.09 at 2:32 pm

Can’t see the video at work, but that narrative has Tom Waits dripping all over it. Very cool, NOMTOM.

23 joss 12.11.09 at 2:40 pm

NOMTOM please write a book.

24 Martha in Washington 12.11.09 at 2:46 pm

But where is the trombone? You can’t have a jazz band without trombones!
signed,
Proud mother of 2 trombone players.

25 Sorcha the cat 12.11.09 at 2:51 pm

Skippymom, “ham”-sters at a Bar Mitzvah? Might not be kosher.

26 skippymom 12.11.09 at 2:57 pm

Oh yeah, oops. Need to find another band.

27 adrianna 12.11.09 at 3:00 pm

omg you guys. the channel includes HAMSTER AUDITIONS!

28 Zaferina 12.11.09 at 3:07 pm

HELLO DRENCH! There is one massive hamster fan here willing to spend ALL of her xmas budget on Clever Hamster merch……….. I want T-Shirts, bags, keyrings, calenders……..n stuff.

Awesome Ad.

29 pounce 12.11.09 at 3:24 pm

@Martha – I agree with you, but I also feel that hams have arms which are not really well suited to using the slide.

30 Jo 12.11.09 at 3:40 pm

Shout out for the oboe playing hamster!!

31 Nikki 12.11.09 at 3:45 pm

Jazz Hams!!

(Dig that crazy oboe playing ham…)

32 Katie 12.11.09 at 4:06 pm

Hmm, I wonder what they spread over the mouthpieces of those instruments to get the hammies all interested in licking them…. I’m impressed with the patience I’m sure it must have taken the filmakers to do all this!

33 Zaferina 12.11.09 at 4:33 pm

Hey Katie, I heard somewhere it was Peanut butter! Think that would get me working faster if they smeared it all over my Mac at work ;OP…………… gonna try that Monday!

34 ChrisW 12.11.09 at 4:42 pm

Ham on the harp! Ham on the harp!

35 alison 12.11.09 at 4:51 pm

The most redonkulous thing is that the oboe sounded like a clarinet!!

36 Theresa 12.11.09 at 5:19 pm

Hey, I sent this one in, too!!! (stamping tiny feet)

37 Theresa 12.11.09 at 5:23 pm

PS:
You get a shiver in the park
It’s raining in the dark, but meantime,
South of the river, you stop and you hold everything.
A band is blowing Dixie, double-four time,
You feel all right, when you hear the music ring.

You step inside but you don’t see too many faces
Coming in out of the rain to hear the jazz go down,
Competition in other places,
But not too many horns can make that sound,
Way on down south, way on down south London Town. . . .

38 Leilani 12.11.09 at 5:43 pm

And here I was, expecting to hear some wailing like what when down in the cantina at Mos Eisley…

39 Scope 12.11.09 at 6:56 pm

Great movie! Now, will the follow up be a squeakquel?

40 alia 12.11.09 at 8:09 pm

my cat enjoyed this.

41 Queen of Dork 12.11.09 at 8:29 pm

That was cute. When I had a hamster, she never played an instrument. (Maybe she would have if I had bought her one). My cat, however, conducts the Razor Claw orchestra at his school. (Kitty-Cat Academy for Boys and Girls). He’s trying to teach me to read music. He said I’m one of his slowest students. He’s so bossy.

42 5^^now8ing 12.11.09 at 8:35 pm

Yep. CO therapy. Every time.

43 Theresa 12.11.09 at 9:57 pm

Hey, QoD, do they look anything like this?
http://sexy-postcard.com/aw2k/LotImg42713.jpg

44 Theresa 12.11.09 at 9:59 pm

PS I believe that band frequently plays for gatherings of dogs playing poker.
:mrgreen:

45 janet2buns 12.11.09 at 10:13 pm

“They are the hamsters, they are the hamsters of swing….”

46 Michael 12.11.09 at 11:25 pm

This is a great video — and I don’t think it’s ‘shopped, really, it’s just edited creatively (that is, I think all the action really happened as filmed — i was just a matter of attracting the hamsters, taking LOTS of footage, and then keeping what worked).

And the introduction is a gem. Call it parody or tribute, it’s wonderful either way. NTMTOM, you are a master.

Even the comments (other than mine) are better than usual.

Kudos all around.

47 Barbarella a.k.a. The Mad Cat Lady 12.12.09 at 3:09 am

That MADE my weekend. That is THE BEST. Thanks CO for sharing this. I love you. :D

48 Rachael 12.12.09 at 4:20 am

Utterly hamtastic! I have no other words. *wild applause*

49 Soph-cat 12.12.09 at 5:30 am

So cute! and so talented! squeeeee!

50 Laura 12.12.09 at 6:47 am

Someone needs to put this video to the tune of the Cantina Band song from Star Wars!

51 riCh chestMat 12.12.09 at 6:47 am

The lack of CGI on this is an epic win. Just editing and a soundtrack besides letting hamsters do what they do best. Hamsters are the best at nibbling on something new.

52 Queen of Dork 12.12.09 at 6:49 am

Theresa: Yes! They look very much like that except they all wear black formal clothes. The Tuxedo kitties can get away with going nekkid.

53 geoelh 12.12.09 at 8:10 am

Such great writing. You seem to be able to capture the mood of so many different genres in these short vignettes.

54 Becky, Bubba's mum 12.12.09 at 9:26 am

A++ Amy F. has some jammin’ hammies.

55 Honey Bee 12.12.09 at 12:04 pm

This is awesome!! Wow!! The hammy playing the saxaphone looks exactly like mine!! Maybe the Clever Hamsters could use a stunt double?? ;)

56 5^^now8ing 12.12.09 at 3:06 pm

QoD: What, no bow ties on those tuxedo kitties?! ;-)

57 Queen of Dork 12.12.09 at 3:09 pm

5: No. We could not do the bow ties because they would just untie them and run around playing with them. This greatly distracted them from actually playing their instruments and paying attention.

58 Ritaya 12.12.09 at 3:27 pm

@Laura: LIKE

59 m-dizzle 12.12.09 at 3:58 pm

how do you not simply want to snrgleuf them

60 leah 12.23.09 at 4:12 pm

Adorable! it is so cute! I love it and so does my family!

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