When she wasn’t driving her rig, Bertha liked to let it all hang out and relax. Not surprisingly, her roommate, Prudence, wasn’t around much.
What a lady, Charlotte D.
Dainty, She Ain’t
December 11, 2009 By
When she wasn’t driving her rig, Bertha liked to let it all hang out and relax. Not surprisingly, her roommate, Prudence, wasn’t around much.
What a lady, Charlotte D.
That’s a money shot!
Maybe Bertha could hire a servant to bring her that beer?
From this angle, the belly is just a wee bit less snorgalable than usual, I must say. I see Prudence’s point.
Love the paw positions, though, and the 10,000-foot gaze…
And you key-ids git off’a mah lawn!
:: currently already servanting for another bertha ::
My Bertha is not a trucker. Nor is she this, uh, rotund. She can, however, be quite demanding.
(Berthas forevah!)
Oh man, splash some Calico on that girl and it could be my Chloe. She just loves to sprawl on her back in front of the fire, showing to full [dis]advantage her big fat tummy and her, er, private area.
whut? A girl needs some air!
tell ‘em Large Marge sent ya’!
Too much catnip will do that to a girl.
Tsk, showing off her danger zone!
Are we sure that it’s a she? i can definitely make out a treasure trail.
She needs a cigarette and can of Lone Star beer.
Bertha is simply trying to make people accept nudity as a natural state of being, not as something embarrassing. I say, “You go, girl–let it all hang out!”
She has some nice markings on that left front paw. I bet it tastes like licorice…
Why is it that the girl kitties never seem to have any modesty? My male cats, when grooming always cover their privates, but O NO, my girls, they are like hang’n it all out for the world to see, usually while they are doing some crazy cat Yoga move.
Large and In Charge!
It looks like Bertha was just released from the cop shop after having committed her special crime. You can see the fingerprint ink that won’t come off. I hope she wasn’t out litterin’ (in any sense of the word).
After a long day hauling cattle down I-5, Bertha likes to air out the ol’ undercarriage and loosen the top button on her Carhartt jeans. Who wouldn’t?
Have a PBR and a chili-cheeseburger on me, Ms. Bertha.
cute cute cute. although i sense Bertha would get me in a wrastlin’ hold if i tried to snorgle that belleh……
love those black paw pads with the white fur!!!
Breaker, breaker, back yer paws off the hammer, there are bear traps near the noms store.
Bertha looks like she is posing for Boticelli – “Kitayns of the Renaissance…”
Egads, Bertha, how ’bout a little “privacy tail”!?
Quit it! Quit it! Siddown and shuddup, mama’s watchin’ her stories.
lol@Theresa….”stories” …Mom used to call them that too!
It looks like she’s lying on her fainting chair, with one hand on her weary brow, as she ponders the weight of her romantic failures …
Awesome camera angle. :p
@Pounce, it happened when she heard they were cancelling “As The World Turns.”
She’s about to caterwaul, “nobody knows .. the trouble I’ve seen!!!”
[gasp!]
For shame! Won’t somebody think of the children!
[covers screen with hands]
The best shot ever!
Wow! The diva definitely looks relaxed. Love the beauty mole on Miss Thing’s nose. She seems to be missing somebody feeding her grapes. Or maybe sardines.
That’s kitty porn. You know you can get it trouble for that…
kitty bits! *blush*
Well, I just think she’s really a pretty cat. She looks relaxed, happy and content. Kind of like a Sunday morning. *cringes and ducks*
I’ve never seen black toe beans on a white foot before — very arty!
(Argyle – fingerprint ink – snerk!)
@SW: interesting; with my fur-kids, it’s been the reverse.
She does look like she’s seriously contemplating a bad day……
“Ah wash mahself with a rag onna stick!”
@Noelegy: (polite applause)
I think it was the 5th martini that finally did her in. Now she’s calling for her designated driver.
Nice “pussy”.
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Hahahaha!
That’s one saucy wink she has there. It looks like she’s waving at something outside, too! “hiiii, booooyyysssss!”
I gotta call “matchinks” cause as I type this with one hand I have a “kid” on my lap in the same position ! But my “kid” demands that I use the other arm to support his head & shoulders. Does that count ?
She’s in the purrrfect pozish for a Diva-faint…all she needs is some pearls to clutch.
ButtaRumCake: I bet she insists on having white rose petals sprinkled in her litter box.
Rag onna stick! <—— hahaha!
QoD: Oh yes, honey…IMPORTED rose petals of course. She’ll twinkle on nothing less!!
Should read, “I’m Dainty Damnit”
Geez guys…I might have to report you for cat pornography.
ButtaRumCake: Dangit. My cat just read this thread and now HE wants imported, white rose petals sprinkled in his litter box. Good grief.
Wait a minute. You mean to tell me there are people out there who DON’T keep their cats’ litter boxes sprinkled with fresh rose petals?
skippymom: Oh! I didn’t know I was supposed to be doing that all along! No wonder my cat is so mad at me!
Yes. Yes, lack of rose petals WOULD explain a lot of those dirty looks I get.
@Dan Reeves — you’re absolutely right!
James Bond: one might say, Pussy Galore?
Noelegy: I never could understand how they got away with that name…
Ack! Not safe for work!!!
SInce it’s a kitty, would it still be a “beaver” shot?
Argh, for the love of tater tots…Put. On. Some. Pants!
(rofl)