It’s a never-ending stream of kittens-on-backs this last week. Adding to the collection, check out this prosh specimen, a kitten named Cotton:
Anerabuhls, Elizabeth M. See Cotton’s channel here.
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The headline is wrong.
It should be moar bleeny, moar italicized, and moar MOAR.
Scottish fold, peenk nosey and toeseys, finger nommage….. THUD
GIANT EYES. Holy Monkies.
cotton is an adorable name
What edible little pawpads! *noms the kitten’s feets*
there’s a whole bunch of vids there starring Cotton. Cos her haid is like a cotton ball, right?
how cute
Right
Sets up mobile hospital, and starts unpacking the mamouth boxes of gauze for ’spolded heads, and checks that tanker of smelling salts are on the way.
So floofy-cute! [swoons]
OMG LURVE THIS KITTEH!!!!!
TEENSIE PINK JELLYBEANS (AKA PAW PADS)!!! NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
Nurse Stef here: uh-oh.
Cotton is so adorable! Such a gentle little thing and I just love all of the peenk! Toebeans, nose, leeps. Soooo sweet.
Dewi: Great proactive thinking there!
Ah, Little One. So sweet, so innocent. He has not yet learned the classic moves of Cat Martial Arts: The Fang-Sinking Bite, The Needle Claws, and The Disemboweling Rabbit Kick.
AWWWW!!! Too adorable! *head explodies*
Oh dear.
I just made the same sound one makes when one walks into a cold ocean and it gets to reeeeally sensitive place and you say AaaHha haaaa. I don’t think I’ve ever done that before, except in a really cold ocean. AaaHha haaaa.
Is it sad that I’m subscribed to each and every one of these channels.
And have been so even before CO posted them?
I don’t think so…
Oh..oh… eyeball melt… too moshe anerables
Cuter than this kitten is… FLAMENGO, BRAZILIAN SOCCER CHAMPION!
All the kittens in the world, celebrate!!! And puppies too!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/98032616@N00/2525015018
http://globoesporte.globo.com/Esportes/foto/0,,14820139-EX,00.jpg
Q.O. D. I heard the page out for help on the wards, I’m coming ….. what is it this time? Pupples wiggle-fighting? Tail-waving hoof-stomping ponies? Oh,no, not more smugly-smiling-sloths(that nearly did me in)…
*catches glimpse of finger-nomming segment*…
*goes down in ungainly heap in middle of hall*
THUD.
That kitten looks awfully soft. She must have an awfully high thread count.
Wend! (good heavens) *applies smelling salts to Wend, splashes water on her face and hands her a teddy bear*
@ QoD:
can I pull some overtime pay, if I clock in for just 30 min or would I need to work an 8-hr shift? Is your Workman’s Comp Insurance paid up? Will you buy me McDonalds and give me a ride home, too?
That looks like something from a 70’s poster with those huge eyes.
I swear, these kittens are going to take over the world one day because we’ll be all melted into a puddle.
(thinking)
If you want me just to hand out teddy bears, I could do an 8-hr shift….
Yes, yes and yes.
*Pulls self up, holding wall.*
Nurse Stef… maybe I should just push around the cart with the smelling salts on it… the remnant wafting back to me ought to keep me upright (well, at least enough to stagger around with the cart for support).
Wend: Good idea. Also, shove smelling salts up your own nose to help keep you from passing out. That’s what me, Resrie and ButtaRumCake have to do. Also, eating chocolate helps. *hands Wend a piece of yummy chocolate*
(the operative word, there, QoD, being ’shove’ them up yer nose, eh?
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I had the same thought as kar — is that kitteh head even real?! Sure is the polar opposite of the Scratch, Scratch, Scratch, Surprise kitteh — but just as potentially deadly! Good thing you mediqte-trained experts on on hand!
(whistling a gentle, soothing tune by Allison Krauss)
Mops down the hall & the lobby; straightens the bin of teddy bears; prepares the smaller garbage cans to go out to the dumpster; also checks the restrooms’ supplies of rhinestone-studded TP (yOWch!)
seriously kar, we so will!
OOoooh, I like chocolate…I usually have some on hand… maybe, I can even share!! (If peeps don’t mind that i fell on it and squished it a bit… it’s still in it’s wrapper, though; just a wittle bit deformed)…
“Sploded ma head from da QTE! (thud) ded from folded Scottish one
*puts happycat on bed in ward. sews brain back together. applies compresses and lets hedgehog lick bruises. gives happycat chocolate bar*
That should do it.
“sews brain back together????”
BWA ha and furthermore, HA.
resriechan: Yes. And it was quite tricky, too.
Holy smokes is that even REAL?
Those eyes are like, bigger than her head.
Kittie…too…cute…*thud*
*wakes up* *watches video again* *thud*
@QoD… I have heard some hospital qte wards are reporting quite good results with Crazy Glue…but you have to watch out not to get your fingers stuck
Oh, dear…
*”Squeeek, sqeek, rattle”, rushes smelling salt trolly to Nicalletta’s side*
*Looking aroun for Resrichan or Q.o.D.*
Oh, my, I’m not sure i’m qualified for this level of a-qte care, but here goes…
*Waves smelling salts under Nicolletta’s nose, tucks hamster under the chin, and hands her a (slightly scrunched) chocolate bar*
Great work, Wend! Thanks. I really need the help as I’m still recovering from my experiment of trying to eat upside down like a bat. (don’t try this). I’ll order Crazy Glue.
Hamster under chin?! Wow! How innovative! I never would have thought of that one. Yay! We have a new treatment!
omg. That’s not a kitten. That’s a cartoon. In that that kitten is CARTOONISHLY adorable. Geez Louise. I may never recover from teh qte.
Thank you, Nurse Stef. I discovered it one grey, rainy day, while cuddling my daughter’s super-tame hamster BG, who, incidentally looked almost identical to the recent hamster riding the subway… that’s probably what brought it to mind.
Wend: How cool!
Is that amount of cute even legal?
@Nurse Stef: I need a large gauze hair-bow right now…….ummm, make it two!!
(P.S. You should rlly get time and a half plus dinner for working overtime in the intensive care ward….!)
@kar I was thinking the same thing. It reminds me of those pictures of children and animals with huge, sad eyes. But those pictures were actually from the 60’s, not the 70’s. (Yeah, I just dated myself.)
cheshirekittekhat: *arranging bows in hair. tucking hamster under chin*
That is not a live kitten. That is some sort of Manga animation, right?
I want to take that wee baby girl kitten home.
too cute!
E.T., phone home!
QoD, perhaps the guys in labcoats could come up with some kind of smelling salts nasal insert that lasts a few hours for such occasions. Of course, people would go around looking like this:
AWW
I want to CUDDLE Cotton the kitty 
those eyes destroy me
@Zena: I believe that level of cuteness is WAY over the legal limit. (But I’d have to consult with various law enforcement friends…..don’t know if I know any tough enough…)
OH TEH CUTENESS! TEH CUTENESS!!!! *squeeee*
*looses all self-control* awww! nommmynomnom
*addition*
“You’re a kitty!!!!” squee!!! =3
That’s no kitten, that’s a baby Ewok, or I’m a Wookie’s uncle.
The eyes! Scottish folds are the best (we love you, Maru)!
Dewi
Arrives with extra stocks of bandages, smelling salts, teddy bears and for extreme cases IV Chocolate
*WANT-SPLODE*
Cotton… the fabric of our lives. Ooops, head ’splosion!!! Down but not quite out. Yet. *thud*
I’m okay! I’m okay!
*watches video again* *thud*
Kitteh should be named Dondi….
big..round…eyes…little…pink…toebeans…feelin’ woozy…*thud*
Cotton hazes stolded my soul.
OK, It’s official, my heart just exploded from the cuteness.
Hahaha. I’m glad this made it
rawr I will nom your finger with my utterly ineffectual teeths!
There is no way you are convincing me that is a kitten. That is a product of Japanese cute-engineering.
… or perhaps a kitten/loris hybrid. And she gets my vote for Most Delicate Nommage!
adorable!;)
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