Um, excuse me? I don’t mean to disturb you, but if you wouldn’t mind just scootching over for a moment…? I just ate at Panda Express and I have Duck Sauce all over me. Hello?
No worries, I’ll just grab some toilet paper…
“No, I can’t spare a square. Now beat it. I got eatin’ to do.”
Try a hotel lobby Rhiannon and Natalie S.