Please help. His name is Wedge – purely coincidental, mind you – and he’s gone ’round the bend:
“Hey, guys! Look in my new tele-ma-scope! We live in Pennsyl-ma-vania, but you can see all the way to Polka-vank-tatum! And that’s where the Paperclip Fairies and Purple live!”
What the hell just went on here, Tara G.?