Here Comes Peter Cottonhead

by Prongs on December 1, 2009

Every morning it was the same routine: Colonel Danders would make his way out to the yard to watch the sunrise, yet he never realized he was facing the wrong way until it was too late.

Less fluff, more fold, Ashley H.

{ 79 comments }

1 Kelley 12.01.09 at 6:20 am

Oh come on! You people are just making up creatures, one more ridiculously cute than the next!

2 nutmeg 12.01.09 at 6:22 am

He’s somehow dissaproving even without eyes to look down on me!!

And the feet positioning…so posh.

3 cheesybird 12.01.09 at 6:27 am

Are we sure that’s the front of the bun bun?

4 LovesDogs 12.01.09 at 6:30 am

Bun? Cat? Dog?

5 BQ 12.01.09 at 6:45 am

It’s a harness, not a collar. You can “walk” buns in harnesses.

6 shaz 12.01.09 at 6:55 am

Awwhawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

That’s the sound I just found myself uttering.

7 Saffron 12.01.09 at 7:00 am

For some reason I am now craving marshmallows

8 WendyPinNJ 12.01.09 at 7:01 am

Where the heck are cute little fluffy bunny’s eyes?

9 Suh 12.01.09 at 7:01 am

How freakin cute! There are eyes…..Can I borrow him to sit on my lap and nap all day?
Gotta love the hare!

10 RedAngell 12.01.09 at 7:10 am

Saffron….LOL, that made me laugh as much as the bun!

11 Babs 12.01.09 at 7:21 am

Or, Saffron, perhaps mounds of mashed potatoes?

12 Trez4400 12.01.09 at 7:24 am

BQ – I stand corrected. I used to have a cat that would walk on a leash so I guess it’s not much of a stretch to a bun on a leash

13 DogEared 12.01.09 at 7:32 am

who needs eyes when you have nose and ears THAT cute…??!!

14 jujube 12.01.09 at 7:33 am

Tribble with earsies!

15 Heather 12.01.09 at 7:42 am

My first reaction was – What the H?

But what I really want to know is what breed this bunny is and did the inventor of such a bunneh go insane in a mental institution?

I’m not nuffing this bun bun, just wonder why the bunneh has such a copious amount of bunnular hair.

16 Andi from NC 12.01.09 at 7:44 am

I shall name him Einstein!!!

17 Heather 12.01.09 at 7:46 am

He reminds me of Bob Dylan for some reason. A fuzzy Bob Dylan.

18 gizmo 12.01.09 at 7:48 am

Looks like Bun Jovi, the lead singer for one of the 80’s heavy metal hare bands

19 ScoutsMom 12.01.09 at 7:50 am

This bun looks alot like a Westie pup. LittIe white body, round fluffy head. I wonder if buns come in the Westie variety?

20 Rachael 12.01.09 at 7:57 am

He could totally be a west highland white terrier were it not for the extreme floofiness and the disapproving mouf. So snuggular!! *thud*

21 Rachael 12.01.09 at 7:57 am

ScountsMom: Oops, didn’t mean to steal your thunder.

22 Rachael 12.01.09 at 7:58 am

Make that “ScoutsMom.” :roll:

23 260Oakley 12.01.09 at 8:01 am

This is a dandelion with a nose.

24 doggabone 12.01.09 at 8:04 am

Screenshot from Final Fantasy XI?

There’s something painfully dignified about what very little we can see of the bun’s expression. I’m guessing rabbit is … English Angora?

Not the fuzziest rabbit on the Wikipedia page, either … check out the Giant!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angora_rabbit

25 Gigi 12.01.09 at 8:13 am

How can he see where is going with all that hair in front of his eyes? He needs a seeing eye guinea pig!

26 Kar 12.01.09 at 8:19 am

Looks like a St Bernard hybrid.

27 Camille 12.01.09 at 8:48 am

I suppose it would be undignified to put a barrette on a bunny. But perhaps a little styling gel?

28 Suzanne 12.01.09 at 8:58 am

Scoutsmom…thought exactly the same thing until I scrolled down. Amazing how you can get such extreme disapproval without seeing the eyes. I don’t know what I did Col. Danders, but I’m so very very sorry!

29 anitabot 12.01.09 at 8:59 am

It is a Lionhead breed – for those who are wondering. They have poofy chest manes like a Lion and ridiculous amounts of facial fluff, too. I have one at home and they at times resemble little puppies :D

30 Trez4400 12.01.09 at 9:08 am

I have never desired a bun but I do this one. Wonder how he would get along with my kitty boy he may be even more disapproving

31 Lerrinus 12.01.09 at 9:17 am

*dies* :-D

32 ceejoe 12.01.09 at 9:18 am

Trez4400 – my foster bun and kittehs got along just fine. consider adopting!

33 ding 12.01.09 at 9:34 am

I love the glowing pink translucent ears. Can that be a new Rule? If your ears glow, it’s cute?

34 Alison 12.01.09 at 9:53 am

Ashley is having a good hare day.

35 Katrina 12.01.09 at 9:54 am

anitabot- I’ll be right over.

“If your ears glow, it’s cute”-YES! I second the emotion! Translucent ears haven’t been scutinized yet, have they?

36 KittyMarthaPoo 12.01.09 at 9:57 am

Halp! Halp! I can’t seeee!!

37 Katrina 12.01.09 at 10:06 am

Everyone–When you go to the link for the BIIIIGGGGG floofy bunny- be careful ok? Just trying to be helpful here…

38 Annie 12.01.09 at 10:13 am

@ Gigi “seeing eye guinea pig” XD !!!!!

Except in my house it’s usually the piggie who follows the bunneh everywhere. It’s like a little parade. And rabbits don’t see so well straight-on anyhow, they tend to tilt their heads to the side and do the bass-eye when they’re scoping something out directly.

39 ceejoe 12.01.09 at 10:25 am

lol, i want to go to annie’s house and see the bunneh-piggeh parade!

40 Jennifer 12.01.09 at 10:46 am

I don’t know why people keep saying bunnies look disapproving. Some do, but most don’t. I have a lionhead rabbit at home. Doesn’t have this much facial fur though. In fact, she’s thinning out, especially at the back of the neck. I rather like when bunnies stand with their front feet close together like that. I’ve wondered how it would feel to walk a bunny on a leash….

[Well I think you should try it. Also, I think you should bring along a camera. - Ed.]

41 Kelsey 12.01.09 at 10:50 am

Thanks you guys. Now I’m not going to be able to focus for the rest of the day. I won’t get any work done because I’m going to be imagining this little dood right here in all his fluffy awesomeness.

What kind of raddit is this anyways?

42 Blondie 12.01.09 at 11:04 am

He needs a pair of shades and a white can w/a red tip. Maybe a black top hat too.

43 Typo Tat 12.01.09 at 11:11 am

Awww.. That’s a bunny? I was sure it was a puppy until reading some of the comments. Where are the poor thing’s eyes? Can he see anything at all?

44 BQ 12.01.09 at 11:20 am

I’ve “walked” bunnies. It’s more like you stand around for ages while the bun eats/sniffs and then SPRINT! following the bun to a new patch of grass. Repeat.

45 harlemgrrl 12.01.09 at 11:28 am

i can’t get past the title

46 Katrina 12.01.09 at 11:42 am

Jennifer- I’ll be right over after I visit anitbot…should I bring something?

47 Katrina 12.01.09 at 11:43 am

anitabot-I’m sorry I misspelled you name, can I still come over, with warm butterscotch pudding,maybe with whipped cream and sprinkles? And carrots?

48 caligirl 12.01.09 at 12:01 pm

methinks bun bun has his eyes closed in sheeer and utter disapproval! …. i *think* it’s a bun bun….. i will be debating that for a long time hehe

i vote yes to the new Rule suggestion for glowing ears = cute =)

49 ceejoe 12.01.09 at 12:04 pm

the first time i took my foster bun out of his cage, i used a leash and harness, just so i could control the situation if things got out of hand w my cats. all he did was hop around me in circles, twisting me all up in the leash. i’ve been told that means he was claiming me as his wife. hee! he wuved me!

50 KatieZ 12.01.09 at 12:14 pm

So much floof! *dies*

51 debg 12.01.09 at 12:17 pm

Do lionheads produce spinnable fiber like angora bunnies?

52 cheshirekittehkat 12.01.09 at 12:36 pm

Extreemly Floofee BunBun: If you wunt Bunnular Incognito, mebbee yuu could try rlly dark sun-glasses, instead of letting your furrs grow so long oaver your face;
oar even try a big slouch hat, and pull it oaver your earses: at leest that way you cans see where you are going, or coming, as the case may be…….! :lol:

53 Monterri 12.01.09 at 1:10 pm

It is clear, at any rate, that the bun disapproves of his/her furstylist’s effort.

54 SparklePaw 12.01.09 at 1:10 pm

looks like he needs a little guide bunny…

55 Rani 12.01.09 at 2:16 pm

My brain can’t comprehend what my eyes have seen.

[Yeah, we get that a lot. ;) - Ed.]

56 sushi lover 12.01.09 at 2:35 pm

GAWWWWWWWW he’s like huh?

57 Killer Klown 12.01.09 at 3:33 pm

He is indeed a lionhead; I have one as well (an albino, to boot). Last I heard they were the newest breed of bunny; a cross between a dwarf and a powder puff (at least, so my sources tell me). Mine is probably the most laid-back bun in the world – where his American dwarf roomate/eternal nemesis tends to act like a little puppy when we’re around, the lionhead is usually more like ‘yeah, hi, whatever. Did you bring food?’

58 The Go Green Blog 12.01.09 at 5:06 pm

Too frickin cute!!!

59 Holly 12.01.09 at 6:11 pm

Mother rabbit: Now what did we learn Jr?
Jr rabbit: Always use a dryer sheet when doing laundry.

60 nismo 12.01.09 at 6:41 pm

All that fluff…I just wanna stick my face in all that bunny fluff.

61 Queen of Dork 12.01.09 at 7:00 pm

Oooooooooo, awwwwwwwww…sunbeam ears.

62 lggbie 12.01.09 at 8:16 pm

“G’night Ralph”
“G’night Sam.”

63 Theo 12.01.09 at 8:26 pm

@Iggbie — ah, the Saturday morning cartoons of my youth. Good times.

64 bunapple 12.01.09 at 10:14 pm

aaaawwww so adowable! my baby Boh used to look exactly like this (plus some brown markings here and there) until she gave birth to 3 babies :( her furs are growing back now but it’s not as fluffy as it was back then. :(

65 Nikki 12.01.09 at 10:58 pm

You don’t walk bunnies. They walk you. Into flowerbeds, around trees, under shrubs–you pretty much end up following wherever they hop off to. It’s actually fun exploring with them. I can’t tell you the number of stunned folks I encounter when my bunnies and I are out for our walks. They are hilariously adorable. I also have a completely redonk pink stroller that my mother gave to her “grandbunnies” for Christmas that I use to visit farmers markets, and that pretty much stops traffic…

66 victoreia 12.01.09 at 11:16 pm

@Iggbie: WIN!

67 Barbarella a.k.a. The Mad Cat Lady 12.02.09 at 3:54 am

WTF *is* that? It´s cute alright, but… is it a cat? Is it a bun? Is it a …. MUTANT?! ;)

68 Barbarella a.k.a. The Mad Cat Lady 12.02.09 at 3:55 am

OMG, Nikki, my mum calls my kittehs her “grandcats” (or “Enkelkatzen” cause we´re German) too! LOL

69 Tobi 12.02.09 at 10:05 am

lol soooooooooo sweet i cant good english i com from germany.

[Ich kann Deutsches nicht sprechen, also sind wir auf gleichen Ausdrücken. ;) And I hope Babelfish hasn't butchered the language beyond hope of understanding. :| - Ed.]

70 bean 12.02.09 at 11:04 am

i want to rub the furs all over my face!

71 MizHip 12.02.09 at 9:38 pm

and he is such a good bunbun too. Little Nummy!!

72 employer 12.02.09 at 10:05 pm

albino bunny!!

73 Gsodi 12.03.09 at 8:59 am

Bunneh (maybe)
Guinneh (possibly)
Hammeh (unlikely)
Cat-eh (i don’t think so)
previously unknown species……………..definitely :o )

Please tell us what it is, Ed

74 Monterri 12.03.09 at 10:15 am

So that’s where my facecloth went! Thank you Prongs!

75 digi_gal 12.03.09 at 1:28 pm

The bun bun must be the staring contest champion!

76 Monterri 12.03.09 at 3:06 pm

This bun is a dreamer. Always has his head in the cloud.

77 Jenny Shain 12.05.09 at 8:18 pm

Iz this tha nyu cat-dog-bun? I just LURRRRVE that breed!

78 Rad_Rosa89 12.05.09 at 10:10 pm

Looks more like a fluffy of cotton, just too cute!!

79 abby 12.15.09 at 11:42 am

i think someone put his paw in the outlite, he is so cute LOL!!

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