[chipmonnk voice] “Oh, were you gonna eat this?”
Surely you can spare one, Julia G.?
From the monthly archives: November 2009
Going to the Moon BRB
November 7, 2009 By
KTHXBYE!
Tia A. claims George (tinfoil) and Olive (bed) are astronauts, and that some guy named Jonathan took this picture. I’ll call LOL-NASA to double check her sources.
P.N.F.
November 7, 2009 By
Puppular Nose Freckles! Check this dotted muzzlepowsche action!
Did you really think I wouldn’t give you an Xtreme Close up?
C.O.X.P.N.F.C.U.!
Worst Caturday EVAR
November 7, 2009 By
Damn hamsters are always ME ME ME!
Stephanie W., I hope things improve.
Cubicle of Unfathomable Awesomeness!
November 6, 2009 By
We’ve all seen them, envied them: They are the Cubicles of Unfathomable Awesomeness, beacons of style in the soulless sea of the modern workplace. Is your cubicle unfathomably awesome? Look for these tell-tale signs:
- Multiple pages from the Cute Overload Page-A-Day Calendar, the only calendar specially formulated to melt away those stressful brain cells.
- The almost-nearly-completely-as-cool calendar for the ASPCA!
- Pen. (Pens rock!)
- Telephone with more buttons than the Millennium Falcon.
- Web browser open to Google Analytics, bringing instant karmic enlightenment to statistics junkies.
And the crowning touch, the crème de la cool…
- Puppy in your in-box!
Cool pup + cool job = cool you, Ayumi S.
Puppy Dog Eyes, Definish of
November 6, 2009 By
“So-called ‘puppydog eyes don’t exist!” you say. “PROVE IT” you say. “Prove it with photography from various Sender-Inners!”
OK then. Here goes:
CASE CLOSED!
Maverick the Anatolian Shepherd Dog by Kristin S. Black and white pup eyes look up by Amanda M. Irish Setter pupples by Paige P. Snow puppydog eyes by Amanda G. Bailey M. sent us puppy Stuart’s eyes. “Higgs Waking Up” is the work of Aurélia M. Jack the Pup is by Phoebe E., and finally, Gavin the Bernese Mountain Dog Puppulence is by Corliss. Final pup added last minute: Beagle mix by Martha P. 
We’re Not Even Touching This One
November 6, 2009 By
Sometimes, truth is funnier than fiction, so here’s sender-inner Kimberley H.:
This is little baby Rufi, our four-month-old chihuahua. He loves a bit of warmth, so when Nick my boyfriend called me from the bathroom to “show me something cute” I was initially a bit unsure… then lo and behold what do I see but Rufi nestled in the warm underwear nook!
Ew!
![[Can't touch this MCHammer clip]](http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/doh.jpg "[Can't touch this MCHammer clip]")
THIS JUST IN: Vanity Fair is Addicted to Cute
November 5, 2009 By
Will the world eventually sour from too much cuteness? This just in: Jim Windolf’s article “Addicted to Cute” just hit the magazine racks! It’s all about America’s love affair with Robert Pattinson all things cute. We got like, a quote in there! About squealing! [Head tilt eyes crossed]
Of Course, You Realize This Means War
November 5, 2009 By
The whole human-rights problem was upsetting enough, but now the People’s Republic of China has crossed the Rubicon and gone too far! From sender-inner Kristina D. comes this startling news (emphasis ours):
We were recently traveling in China and Tibet – were you aware that Cute Overload is blocked there?! It’s understandable though, outrageous cuteness threatens social stability, which is their greatest fear… We thought we would surely perish from CO withdrawal! But luckily there was plenty of cute Tibetan pooch action in Lhasa to keep us going.
How dare they block Teh Qte! This outrage can be met with nothing less than… The Glorious People’s Tongue-Hance of Democracy! PTHTFHTFTHPTT!
Dell’s New “Meowse” A Dud
November 5, 2009 By
After extensive research, Dell gambled on their focus groups’ request for “something softer to the touch” and lost.
Triple click, Maria F.
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