Scratch scratch scratch, Surprise!

by Meg on November 29, 2009

This one goes out to all the siblings out there that torture each other. This video is right up there with “Why are you hitting yourself!?” Without further ado…

Jorden C. why do I get the feeling you were a torturous big Brother?

{ 261 comments }

1 Molly 11.29.09 at 12:06 pm

WANT.

2 DaytimeDeb 11.29.09 at 12:09 pm

Cute, Cute, Cute!

3 cheryl 11.29.09 at 12:09 pm

aaaaaiiiiieeee. killer cuteness. (but the copy editor inside me must politely suggest spellchecking that headline — not nuffing!

4 Tigress 11.29.09 at 12:11 pm

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

That is the cutest thing I have ever seen in my life. In. My. Life.

5 cheryl 11.29.09 at 12:12 pm

(unless it was intentional, in which case, you know, never mind!) now back to coveting that kitteh!!

6 amy beth 11.29.09 at 12:12 pm

cutest kitteh EVAH!!!!

7 fish eye no miko 11.29.09 at 12:15 pm

Dear God! The Cute! I am ded!

8 Jennifer Bell 11.29.09 at 12:15 pm

That truly is one of the cutest things everrrrrrr!!!!!

9 Peanut's mama 11.29.09 at 12:19 pm

O.M.G. NEED TO SQUEEEEEEEEESH IMMEDIATELY.

I AM IN LOVE.

ROFLMAO! SO EFFING CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10 Carol 11.29.09 at 12:20 pm

I hardly ever comment, but OMG. That is the cutest thing EVER!!! I”m sending it to everyone!

11 Cole 11.29.09 at 12:25 pm

Gah! Want!

12 DewiCasgwent 11.29.09 at 12:30 pm

Paging QoD and Resriechan

We have need of your aQte Medical services.

13 holligans 11.29.09 at 12:31 pm

“Gack! scritch scritch scritch Ack! scritch scritch scritch Gack! scritch scritch scritch…”
I just had to take a shot at transcribing.
BTW toe beans OMG!!!

14 Celia 11.29.09 at 12:31 pm

OMG. SO. CUTE.

15 earlybird1 11.29.09 at 12:37 pm

WOW, that is cute! CUTE CUTE CUTE!!

16 Sarah 11.29.09 at 12:39 pm

He’s just teaching the kitten ‘jazz hands’!

17 Queen of Dork 11.29.09 at 12:40 pm

That was ADORABLE!

*sigh. prepping compresses, smelling salts and beds on the ward. Looks like this may be a busy morning on the aQte ward*

18 resriechan 11.29.09 at 12:49 pm

Sarah: daggone it! I wanted to use that punchline. (shucks)

OK — Here’s a basket of fluffy stuffy toys; thet should help. I believe that there are 15 available. I believe that the children are already immune to the Cute; we should distribute the stuffed animals to the business-cubicle type patients first; they weren’t prepared for this level of shock & trauma.

19 cheshirekittehkat 11.29.09 at 12:50 pm

Who’s the cutest kitteh?? You are, you are……yes, (hands (er, paws) down!!
Naow lettuce see those liddol jelleetoebeen pawsies again….
Klunk, thump, blargh!!! I ar gone, just gone…..! (and will be incapacitated for awhile, foar shure…!)

20 Katrina 11.29.09 at 12:51 pm

Nurse Stef- please-smelling salts and a large soft Philadelphia pretzel, with yellow mustard and a lot of napkins! Please!

21 Ermine 11.29.09 at 12:51 pm

Oh my goodness, I have never seen a cat do that. Hilarious and awesome!

22 resriechan 11.29.09 at 12:51 pm

PS; Nurse Steph — did the Hospital receive the additional shipments of gauze bandages, for your use in making hairbows???

23 Queen of Dork 11.29.09 at 12:54 pm

*Ready Resie? One, two three, lift! (lifts chesirekittehkat off the floor and onto a bed for treatment). Applies smelling salts to Katrina and hands her a DELICIOUS vitamin filled soft Philli pretzel with homemade mustard and a huge roll of absorbent paper towels*

24 Queen of Dork 11.29.09 at 12:55 pm

Yes. I have the hairbow gauze! *frantically making hairbows out of gauze*

25 melissadesa 11.29.09 at 1:12 pm

OMG THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER!!!!

26 Grace 11.29.09 at 1:13 pm

I nominate this for best kitten video in the history of the internet!

27 kibblenibble 11.29.09 at 1:15 pm

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Hysterical. I must compliment tiny kitteh on pretty white front-paw mittens, back leg sockies, and stylish white bib. This kitteh is
purr-fecshons. :-)

28 DewiCasgwent 11.29.09 at 1:17 pm

Melissadesa
Do you mean the Gauze bows, QoD those are going to be the fashion hit of the season

29 Paunchie 11.29.09 at 1:18 pm

LOL I just saw this vid earlier today on another website, and thought of sending it in! Was sure it would end up here though.

Jazz hands!

30 cuppy 11.29.09 at 1:21 pm

*** flatlines ***

that is so insufferably adorable that I can barely see straight!

31 kiki willow 11.29.09 at 1:26 pm

Kitteh is rehearsing for the next Bob Fosse revival “All that Qte!”

32 Maureen in Victoria 11.29.09 at 1:28 pm

This is what happened while watching this:

HAHAHahhahahahaa *disintegrates into silent laughter* *deep breath* HAHAHAHAHahahahaaa *disintegrates into silent laughter* *deep breath*

Then I waved my husband over to watch it (being out of breath from the laughter) and then those sounds were multiplies times two.

33 Lerrinus 11.29.09 at 1:31 pm

*falls off chair laughing* :-D

34 Amy 11.29.09 at 1:34 pm

OMG cute Cute CUTE CUTE CUTE *splort – ded*

35 debg 11.29.09 at 1:34 pm

@Sarah–you win this thread.

WHAT AN AMAZING LITTLE KEEKEEKEEKEE!!11!!!!!!

36 meadowgirl 11.29.09 at 1:36 pm

omfg. i love it. that is just too pweshus!

37 Sarah F. 11.29.09 at 1:36 pm

Spirit fingers! This is CUTE. OVERLOAD. GOLD. Sending this to everyone I know.

38 Wend 11.29.09 at 1:36 pm

AArrgh… Nurse Stef, Assistant Nurse Resrie…. over heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere *fading into blackness, with dreams of qte kittie jazzhands dancing before closed eyelids…*

39 (Leave Your Fake Name Here) 11.29.09 at 1:37 pm

This has won the Fake Name’s (TM) seal Of Approval.

40 ralfast 11.29.09 at 1:38 pm

Jazz Hands!

41 Queen of Dork 11.29.09 at 1:40 pm

Dewi: And I put sparkles in the gauze hairbows, too!

I just watched this vid again. Wow! It’s just dripping and overflowing with extreme Cute! That kitten is so funny! It’s so sweet I don’t think I’ll be craving chocolate for a week.

42 Queen of Dork 11.29.09 at 1:42 pm

Uh-oh. *rushes to the immediate assistance of Wend. (Dang! I wish the lab had finished developing those brain squee containment helmets)*

43 Nikki 11.29.09 at 1:43 pm

I have finally put down the paper bag that I was breathing into and am sufficiently calm enough now to write: OH. MY. GOD! This is Cute to the tenth power! Where’s my paper bag? I’m suddenly feeling breathless from the cute again…

44 Von Zeppelin 11.29.09 at 1:45 pm

This is not surprise (or suprise).
The cat is thinking, “Come a bit closer, hands, so that I may seize and destroy you.” (Grab! Ngahr ngahr ngahr.) “Oops! They escaped again. I will lie in wait. ” (Grab! Ngahr ngahr ngahr.) “There they go again. That’s OK. My patience is infinite.” (Grab! Ngahr ngahr ngahr.)

45 kibblenibble 11.29.09 at 1:49 pm

Von Zep: I bow before your breelliant insight! :-)

46 Clare 11.29.09 at 1:52 pm

aaaaaaglespleeebletoebeanweeeeminurbleeekasplode

47 Laura 11.29.09 at 1:59 pm

so who is squeaking? the person or the kitten? btw, squeeeeeeeeeee!

48 berthaservant 11.29.09 at 2:07 pm

This has made my week, and it was a pretty good week, what with the eating and guttulence and all. I would like this on endless forever loop please!

49 Noelegy 11.29.09 at 2:07 pm

Awwwww…stinkin’ cute.

50 Theresa 11.29.09 at 2:08 pm

This was named “CUTEST KITTEN EVER” by the Huffington Post!

51 Theo 11.29.09 at 2:13 pm

I imagine about eleventy-hundred people sent this in; it was on Buzzfeed and Arbroath, then Jezebel and Neatorama, then… well, here

52 Theo 11.29.09 at 2:14 pm

…and Huffington Post too, apparently… ;)

53 Freya 11.29.09 at 2:15 pm

Kittehs has mirror neurons.

54 resriechan 11.29.09 at 2:20 pm

(–waves frantically to Berthaervant–”HI! I kid you not; I was just earlier today wondering how you were & that we hadn’t seen too many comments from you lately. How’s the new place workin’ out?)

Nurse Stef: will we need any additional personnel today?

Theo: “eleventy-hundred”??? That must be part of that “New Math” they were teaching. I never did get that concept ……………

55 Queen of Dork 11.29.09 at 2:27 pm

Resriechan: I think we have this thing under control. If push comes to shove, I have a plan to drag all fainted peeps into one room and run smelling salts through the air system. Then, we’ll release pups, kittehs, hedgehogs, ferrets and bunnies into the room to lick faces thus speeding the revival process by causing peeps to laugh. Everyone is on standby. I just have to keep reminding the ferrets to stop stealing and hiding shiny medical instruments.

56 otakuden 11.29.09 at 2:27 pm

OMG!!!!!!!!!!! ZE CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT CALLS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!
MUST. WATCH. AGAIN.
AGAIN.
AGAIN.
NOW MUST SHARE!!! =^.^=

57 cherie 11.29.09 at 2:28 pm

*is ded of the cyoot*

58 Paunchie 11.29.09 at 2:34 pm

did she say “ohhhhoh you look like a leetle monkey”? at the end?

gooch gooch gooch gooch up!

59 resriechan 11.29.09 at 2:36 pm

Nurse Stef: Now THAT sounds brrrriiillllliiiiante!!!! No wonder they made you Head Nurse of Cuteness!! I’ll call the Temp. Nursing Agency & let them know that they needn’t send us any additional Cuteness Duty personnel.

By the way, do you find, that reminding the ferrets verbally “not to steal or hide medical equipment?, is a sufficiently effective management tool ? or do you have all ferrets sign an anti-theft clause in their Employment Contracts? If so, do you terminate their employment after the first alleged incident; or do you notify them of the infraction after the first infraction?

60 Queen of Dork 11.29.09 at 2:45 pm

I have them sign the anti-theft clause but they realize how much they are needed so they sign it and then laugh at me as the make off with the shiny things.
*sigh. what’s a needy nurse to do? Besides, they’re really cute*

61 nismo 11.29.09 at 3:01 pm

Aw, I wanna tickle a kitten’s belly too.

62 L 11.29.09 at 3:01 pm

I swear… Kittens are the best! So freakin cute.

63 hyura 11.29.09 at 3:05 pm

this is insane. this video is going viral!

64 browngrl 11.29.09 at 3:05 pm

stop showing this video immediately – save it for the moment the world’s nations are poised on the brink of an earth shattering war – then show all the leaders this video and ta da! everyone will spontaneously hug and break into some sort of happy dance and once again the world will be saved

65 dub1 11.29.09 at 3:10 pm

Takes deeeep breath, bravely/foolishly dares to disturb group cute-gasm, but: tortuous = long and winding. Torturing = my, and everyone else’s, big sib, who thought ‘Stop hitting yourself!’ ‘Stop hitting yourself!’ the height of Wilde-ian witty repartee.
@Freya: and parachute responses!

66 Queen of Dork 11.29.09 at 3:12 pm

browngrl: That’s just crazy enough to work….

67 Kristi 11.29.09 at 3:12 pm

That is so cutearious! (cute, hilarious…) That kitten is absolutely adorable. But I have to watch the video on mute, because that guy’s voice is really annoying. Sorry dude, if you’re reading this.

68 Darsa 11.29.09 at 3:13 pm

Holy moly, I about sprained something swooning from teh qte… I’ve watched it about a dozen times already and my family thinks I’m nutz… :D

69 resriechan 11.29.09 at 3:18 pm

@ cherie: “Hello??? sweetie, would you like some of this (admittedly leftover) soft Philadelphia Pretzel (hey, whaddaya want from us — it IS Thanksgiving weekend; isn’t EVERYONE eating leftovers now??) ? or — no, wait– here’s a Stuffie Toy!!!
QoD — I’m not getting a pulse, here….”

70 Teresa 11.29.09 at 3:23 pm

:lol: I would just LOVE to do that to a cute little kitty :lol:

71 Queen of Dork 11.29.09 at 3:26 pm

CLEAR!!!! *applies paddles to Cherie*

Oh great. The kittehs are playing with the surgical thread. The puppehs are playing tag in the halls and the bunnehs have broken into the kitchen and are eating all the veggies meant for the patients. *wipes brow and tries to sort out the chaos with Resrie*

72 Alice 11.29.09 at 3:28 pm

OMG!!!!! Too freakin’ adorable! This made my day!

73 Tacti 11.29.09 at 3:30 pm

That’s SUPER CUTE, though the noises the human makes are a little disturbing.

74 mike 11.29.09 at 3:31 pm

Awesome kitty. Noises human makes not so cute. ;p

75 resriechan 11.29.09 at 3:35 pm

(nurse shoes squeaking)

I’ve got the kittens; all I hafta do is drag the surgical thread into a different room & they’ll all follow me there!!

(Hey, QoD: when you take your coffee break, GO TO THE breakroom & turn your TV to your local PBS station ASAP — or go see an email I just sent you …STAT!!! REALLY HURRY!!! Don’t worry; they can’t sue us for malpractice — they didn’t hire more than two of us for today & by Federal Law you’re entitled to one coffee break!!)

76 Monica 11.29.09 at 3:36 pm

WANT!

77 Ray 11.29.09 at 3:36 pm

hmmm, *very* cute indeed.
(wondering if my 14 year-old kitten would do this without involving a trip to the hospital)

78 Saffron 11.29.09 at 3:38 pm

OK, I am now going to go onto ebay and sell my offical David Cassidy pooka (sp?) shell necklace and all associated Partridge Family Fan Club items so I can raise money to hire a detective to find out where that kitten lives and TAKE IT TO MY HOUSE to snorgle all day.
Opening bids anyone??

DED

79 Saffron 11.29.09 at 3:39 pm

Too bad I can’t spell “official”. I attribute it to the spelling and other centers of my brain exploding from xtreme cuteness.

80 resriechan 11.29.09 at 3:46 pm

Saffron: while I myself don’t gamble, I will help you w/ a smidge of Proofreading Assistance : they’re called “Puka” Shell (Necklaces) in most beadwork books & catalogs!!! generally from the Hawaii area …I had a lavendar one for prob 20 yrs or so …

81 jen 11.29.09 at 3:50 pm

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! that is so adorable that i actually feel a little sick.

82 Queen of Dork 11.29.09 at 3:52 pm

Puka shell necklaces. awwwwwww. Memories of the bell-bottomed jeans 70s. I’m off to go try to feather my hair.

83 Nicolletta 11.29.09 at 3:57 pm

*explodes from the cuteness*

84 oddrey 11.29.09 at 3:58 pm

omgosh i want that bebeh’s tummeh RIGHT NOW!!!

85 DogEared 11.29.09 at 4:15 pm

*finallys come to after watching video multiple times*
oh hey everyone! what did i miss?

86 Angela 11.29.09 at 4:20 pm

Sometimes I think this website should be renamed Cute Overlord. You know, due to it’s soul stealing and brain washing.

87 CeeTeeLee 11.29.09 at 4:28 pm

I will never never ever need another cute picture in my life. This kitty is IT for cute. Did y’all notice the curling back toes when the person squeals something about a monkey? I don’t think there are enough good enough words to describe how good this kitty-cute-fix is. Absolute OD.

88 Katrina 11.29.09 at 4:29 pm

Qo’D: That was the best tasting roll of paper towels ever! Thanks for the pretzel, too! I “ummmmmed!” Your assistant is really very good, isn’t she? Always thinking ahead. (with the bow gauze, a head- ohm, you get it all right…

Here is some more gauze Berthaservant needs a bow, too. HI Berthaservant, Hi Bertha! How’s Azinroni? Hot enough for ya?

89 cath 11.29.09 at 4:29 pm

Adorable kitty. QoD and Resrie, I apologize…. I am unable to help on the ward, as I am too busy swooning. Thank heavens I have my splosion-containing helmet and fainting chair at the ready… you know, for safety ;)

AND omigosh Theo, I am so tickled to see you name-dropping Arbroath! That’s, like, one of my all-time favouritest blogs ever (and a daily read for me) (and I think maybe for some other CO peeps, because an awful lot of what I see over there ends up here a few days later).

[Honestly I'd never heard of it until the Neatorama reference, but now I know - Ed.]

90 Jakewords 11.29.09 at 4:33 pm

Not only squeeeeeably cute, but a video version of the newly official “Lap Shot.” Well done, C.O.!
(And the rest of the interwebs publishing world.)

91 Becky, Bubba's mum 11.29.09 at 4:36 pm

Sweetest little kitty I’ve ever seen. Adorable reaction. C.O. got me squealing again!

92 chanpon 11.29.09 at 4:36 pm

Oh, thank you, CO. Thanks to you I am dead. Dead 2 days before I head off on vacation. Crap. I betcha this will be playing in my head all 16 hrs of my flight.

93 Laura 11.29.09 at 4:49 pm

Oh! Oh! THIS IS IT!

THIS IS THE SOLUTION FOR WORLD PEACE!

94 bats :[ 11.29.09 at 4:50 pm

Oh my…so cute!

95 M. 11.29.09 at 4:56 pm

Gahhh!!! *THUD* The expresshun!!

96 diana 11.29.09 at 4:57 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! (what a cutie!)

97 MoonCatty 11.29.09 at 5:32 pm

That kitteh vid is like an adrenaline shot of cute directly into my veins!

Zero to full SQUEEEEEEEEE in 17 seconds!

98 Alice Shortcake 11.29.09 at 5:39 pm

Prozac in a kitten suit.

99 vlohma 11.29.09 at 6:03 pm

That’s seventeen jam-packed seconds of cuteness.

100 angrycupcake 11.29.09 at 6:06 pm

THIS.
I like the comment at the end of the video, how the kitten “looks like a little monkey”.
Also, Angela is right about CuteOverlord.

101 Lynda 11.29.09 at 6:12 pm

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my life!

102 2kitties2doggies 11.29.09 at 6:15 pm

OMG! OMG! OMG!

103 fifthsonata 11.29.09 at 6:31 pm

I squealed so many times watching this that it made my cats freak!

The PAWS! The tiny BELLY! Those tiny CLAWS!!

The preparation for that hand returning over and over!!

I MUST WATCH TEN THOUSAND MORE TIMES!

104 Stephanie 11.29.09 at 6:47 pm

My 5 year old and 3 year old LOVED this video! (They asked to watch it at least a dozen times.) I must admit that I loved it as well… WAY TOO CUTE!!

105 Juniper Jupiter 11.29.09 at 6:51 pm

^.^<

That's all that can be said, really! :D

106 Juniper Jupiter 11.29.09 at 6:52 pm

I was trying to do a love kitty sign…didn’t quite work!

107 Wend 11.29.09 at 6:52 pm

*returns to consciousness, and moves to kitchen to help capture the amok-hopping rabbits, and distribute to other stricken peeps in main ward… but as fast as I hand them out, they are hopping back to kitchen*

108 LovesDogs 11.29.09 at 7:04 pm

Peek-a-boo-boo-kittie!

109 Bev Haut 11.29.09 at 7:13 pm

That is one of the cutest things I have EVER seen! Little precious, LOL!!

110 ButtaRumCake 11.29.09 at 7:17 pm

Sooooo sorry I’m late *stuffs smellin salts up nostrils* I was in church most of the day…

QoD; Resriechan… do you ladies need my help in the ward?

111 Morjana 11.29.09 at 7:27 pm

Oh…my! Thank YOU for the chuckles — I watched this clip too many times, my tummy hurts from laughing. Ah, kittens. :)

112 DogEared 11.29.09 at 7:36 pm

@ButtaRumCake:
I think they need your help making more pretzels….as opposed to making…um, well, cake….

113 fearthebear 11.29.09 at 8:16 pm

Wow. I’ve been flat on my back sick for two days and finally felt well enough to get online this evening and what do I find?!

Qtest kitteh video ever.

The sweetness has knocked me right back out.

ftb

114 LisaL 11.29.09 at 8:17 pm

Lol I saw this on Neatorama the other day and watched it about a few dozen times.

115 Kathy M 11.29.09 at 8:21 pm

I…can…not…stop…laugh…ing! Spectacular!

116 Mary78 11.29.09 at 8:23 pm

OMG. This put me into a CUTE COMA. This is too freakin’ adorable for words!!!!! srsly…

117 Banquo 11.29.09 at 8:48 pm

Cute and funny,….but aren’t there strings tied to those paws? (sorry if it’s obvious but I only watched it a couple of times and I was laughing all the while) Kitteh seems to be having fun though so pet bondage aside harm no foul.

(Yeah a girlfriend of mine hates when I do stuff like that, I pointed out Operation Repo was all faked and she can’t watch it now..sorry,..it’s the puzzle solver in me.)

118 Noelegy 11.29.09 at 9:01 pm

This video made my fully manly-man husband, who spent all morning helping my stepson with his car, giggle like a schoolgirl.

119 Nexe 11.29.09 at 9:02 pm

TOOOOOOOOO cute!!

120 resriechan 11.29.09 at 9:38 pm

@ ButtaRumCake: THANKS ver’ much, indeedy!

I think that QoD’s shift already ended & actuallly I started early so it would be great if I can go home & let you monitor the patients’ vital statistics for tonight. Have you got it covered????

121 melissadesa 11.29.09 at 9:39 pm

LOL Dewi – The gauzebows, a very close second.

122 melissadesa 11.29.09 at 9:41 pm

Kitteh has clearly been held at gunpoint before…..

[LOL, it's not THAT kitten... :lol: - Ed.]

123 Shink 11.29.09 at 10:30 pm

I am going to find this family, and I will hand them a blank check stating that they are to write any number they wish on that check, and I will purchase their kitty.

124 The Shazinator 11.29.09 at 10:38 pm

I just have to say…well…that this was fracking cute. Damn. Damn cute.

125 berthaservant 11.29.09 at 11:12 pm

resriechan (and all) – Hi! I’m honestly so busy w/ my teaching that I don’t have time to read all the comments and post like I used to, but I do check in every couple of days so I don’t miss out on the qte. You’ll probably see more posts from me over winter break!

Bertha and I are doing fine in our new place, though we are lonely. :-( I’m trying to talk her into getting a new kitteh (coff marmie coff) in the Spring, so she’ll have company when I leave her alone for a few days on my journeys back to California (or elsewhere). With my teaching schedule (I have four classes and almost 200 students – and no TA!) it’s been hard for me to make friends, but I’m enjoying my work a lot.

Much love and happiness and cuteness to all!! – Jason
(For those of you who are newer to CO I used to be a regular poster back in the day).

126 Aurelia 11.29.09 at 11:38 pm

OMG THE CUTENESS!!!!!!!

127 Rich 11.30.09 at 12:00 am

Insanely cute!

But the original video was taken from here..

[Um, yeah, we know. That's the exact same one we've linked to in this post. Nobody's "taken" anything. - Ed.]

128 Rich 11.30.09 at 12:03 am

Oops. Nevermind. Fixed.

129 frankiennikki 11.30.09 at 12:06 am

Aaaahhh! Can’t breathe! Laughing too hard! The funniest, cutest thing evah!

130 Janni 11.30.09 at 1:57 am

That truly is the cutest, sweetest kittayn video ever. I can’t stop watching it! I love the sounds, too, because I make the same sounds just watching the video… Need to post this to everyone I know, everyone who appreciates true cuteness, that is.

131 Barbarella a.k.a. The Mad Cat Lady 11.30.09 at 2:11 am

This kitten will end mankind as we know it, for sure. ;)

132 resriechan 11.30.09 at 2:28 am

@ Berthaservant:

HERESY!!!

YOU KNOW that those of us who are owned by cats always sign an Exclusive Cat Clause!!!! How presumptious — not to mention INCONSIDERATE of you, to imagine Bertha being required to SHARE resources.

Signed,
“Harrrrrrrumph!”

(“Nudge, nudge; wink, wink”)

133 Emma Jo 11.30.09 at 3:10 am

My day started out crappy, but now I’ve watched this video 10 times :D and feel better.

134 Wicked 11.30.09 at 3:27 am

The cuteness has slain me. I’m off to join the Choir Invisible.

135 tuan tanah 11.30.09 at 3:31 am

So cute I want to kidnap it!

136 ysubassoon 11.30.09 at 5:35 am

This video is Instant Joy (TM).

137 ButtaRumCake 11.30.09 at 6:06 am

*waves at Berthaservant*

Glad to hear all is well! Miss you, miss you, miss you!!!

~Butta

138 Lerrinus 11.30.09 at 6:11 am

Missed ya, Bserv! *hug* :-D

139 Kittytoes 11.30.09 at 7:28 am

Man, that is old school Cute Overload. Luv it!

140 Anne 11.30.09 at 9:31 am

Oh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan… wanted to be the 1st to say this is THE cutest baby ever… but 139 got there before me…

141 Marlene 11.30.09 at 9:39 am

That just made my day!! Awesome!!!1

142 Ann W. 11.30.09 at 9:51 am

I think everyone’s existence is improved by this kitty!

143 mimzysmom 11.30.09 at 9:57 am

how did I miss this?????
cutchie-cutchie-cutchie-cutchie . .. .Bip!

144 derz 11.30.09 at 10:16 am

omg! too cute!!!!!!!

145 crackjob 11.30.09 at 10:36 am

I’m so sad in anticipation of the end of the work day when I’ll have to shut the browser window I’ve kept open all day so I can watch this at my leisure (so far at 27 times and counting).

146 Ashley the cuteinator 11.30.09 at 11:48 am

This is so cute it hurts my insides. I want to teach my kitty this. Hes too big though. :(

147 Rooanne 11.30.09 at 12:20 pm

Coming late to the party as usual ……. feeling faint….. and the nurse Stef is not here…… must hold on. Will not watch again….. DED.

148 Peanutcat 11.30.09 at 1:37 pm

*hed splodie*

149 Pikachu 11.30.09 at 2:34 pm

oh wow….toooooooooooo cute…( I have fallen & cant get up ) from the “SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

150 Emily 11.30.09 at 2:50 pm

Oh. My. God.
I didn’t know it was possible for an adult human to melt into a coo-ing, gushing puddle.
I do now!

151 Tindi 11.30.09 at 3:01 pm

Add me too the list of people whose brains just exploded from the cute. I might add that the wee lashing tail is being underrepresented on the cuteness factors. :D

152 Kelly 11.30.09 at 3:33 pm

Best ever! For real!

153 Heidi Christensen 11.30.09 at 3:53 pm

Cute as that little sweetie IS it is trying to defend itself against giant hands!

[Well yeah, it's kitten play-fighting. It's what they do. - Ed.]

154 Tiaris 11.30.09 at 3:59 pm

This is my new happy place.

The cute might put me into a coma….but I am ok with that. =D

155 The shopaholic 11.30.09 at 4:24 pm

I think everybody has said it all. But wait

Omg it’s so cute!
There.

156 h.v.w. 11.30.09 at 4:26 pm

Hee hee.

I showed this to one of my coworkers first thing this morning. Every time we see someone who hasn’t seen it yet, we drag them over to the computer. People keep going back to watch it over and over. I’ll be working, then suddenly hear it start playing again…

Eee! Squee!

157 Jen C 11.30.09 at 6:42 pm

It has all been said but … OMG SO CUTE!

158 Laura B. 11.30.09 at 8:01 pm

I am with everyone here on being anti-war, pro kitten.
Pro THIS kitten.

In fact, instead of studying for my non-profits final (gag) I will start non-profit. I call it the Society for Prevention Of War by Teaching All Kittens EEk Trick
(SPOW TAKEET!)

Step 1: Watch this video 1000012342362343`21!#$!#@$ more times.

159 GrammaCool 11.30.09 at 8:03 pm

OMG this is hilarious & SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute !! Kitties are The Best !!

160 jessicayung 11.30.09 at 8:29 pm

that is SO CUTE!!
wish I had one :) anyhow very well done to the trainer.

161 mangalary 11.30.09 at 8:37 pm

Cute, little fella…

162 Deirdre 11.30.09 at 9:04 pm

ooh! I want to teach my kitteh how to do that!

163 Madelyn 11.30.09 at 9:21 pm

CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT ONE!!

164 Tamera 11.30.09 at 9:38 pm

OMG I am totally in love…..thank you for posting that!!! showed my daughter too :)

165 berthaservant 11.30.09 at 9:40 pm

Hi back all! I’ll try to post more!

166 Agent 99 11.30.09 at 10:30 pm

Adorable!!!
a – door – a – bull

167 Shannon 11.30.09 at 11:39 pm

We humans are such silly creatures.

168 Squirrelly 12.01.09 at 12:48 am

Hundreds of Atheists on Facebook believe there is a God after seeing this video.

169 Laurie 12.01.09 at 1:41 am

nooo– TEH CUTE!! too much… must… avert… eyes…. *glaarrghh*

170 Noumi 12.01.09 at 4:35 am

Extremely C.U.T.E !!!!!

171 Linda 12.01.09 at 4:45 am

Okay, it’s so cliché, going ’this is the cutest thing ever!’ about every new, adorable thing you see, but, well… wow. Just wow. This isn’t just me saying it’s the cutest thing ever because it’s adorable, this is me saying it IS the cutest thing ever, because it bloody IS. No question about it, this is the cutest video I’ve seen. I’ve watched it over, and over, and over again since yesterday and every time it makes me go SQUEEE! And wish I could have a kitten again so I could tickle it’s wee furry, warm belly and watch it do jazz-paws like this. Sigh.

172 becki 12.01.09 at 5:01 am

wow so cute how did u do that?

173 Lestatcat 12.01.09 at 5:51 am

That was unbearably cute. OVERLOAD!!!!

174 marthava 12.01.09 at 8:05 am

@Squirrelly – lolol

175 doggabone 12.01.09 at 8:27 am

I have now seen this posted – without snark – on more sites than I can number, including the most cynical, sarcastic blogs that I frequent. It’s truly Universally Cute – the long sought Rosetta Fuzzy.

176 frauwolf 12.01.09 at 9:43 am

that is possibly the best kitten i’ve ever saw.

177 mfar 12.01.09 at 11:06 am

It’s like little keteh “JAZZ HANDS” a la Jack McFarland!

178 mfar 12.01.09 at 11:08 am

I once had a Siamese cat who I did this kind of thing with as a kitten, and sadly, it scarred the poor puddin’ tat for life. Anytime a human happened to extend a hand anywhere near it’s head it went totally and utterly mental freakazoid and ATTACKED! So cute as this is, it might not be the best socialization for the kitteh.

[Obviously you don't want to overdo it. Otherwise you get the pointy ends. Kittens can absolutely be taught to play safely with us bald monkeys. - Ed.]

179 shaz 12.01.09 at 12:18 pm

So freaking kewt!! I didn’t even know cats could do that :)

180 klar 12.01.09 at 1:53 pm

I CANT STOP WATCHING THIS VIDEO!!
too cute!!

181 Zuzzie 12.01.09 at 1:58 pm

Kitty made it on CNN :)

182 Monterri 12.01.09 at 2:45 pm

I can’t think of any words to describe this, so I’ll philosophise a little…have we seen the very pinnacle of cuteness ? Can anything top, or even match, this ?

But we must keep faith that CO will continue to slay us with teh qte. The show will go on. There will be other qtes, though perhaps we cannot see it yet.

High-fives to the kitteh!

183 MoonCatty 12.01.09 at 3:37 pm

Is there a Cute Overload Hall of Fame? If so, please add this vid to the cutest of cute classics. Then please create a little gallery of them so that whenever a high velocity infusion of joy is needed, we can go to the gallery and be cured by the cute.

Extreme cuteness is healing and life affirming!

184 Mike D 12.01.09 at 3:58 pm

I can has JazzHands???

185 sweetpea 12.01.09 at 4:01 pm

My stomach actually hurts I love this kitten so much. wow.

186 John 12.01.09 at 5:10 pm

I cannot stop watching this video, over and over again.

187 Cordelia 12.01.09 at 5:40 pm

This is The Cutest post *ever* made on CO!!!! I can’t stop watching it!!!!!!!!!!!

188 Megan 12.01.09 at 5:54 pm

OMG! I almost died from teh CUTE!

189 jenynour 12.01.09 at 7:30 pm

you can break the interwebs with a thing like that!

[Shhh! You'll give it away!! :twisted: - Ed.]

190 mypetfisheric 12.01.09 at 7:49 pm

I’ve watched this clip 206 times since yesterday!!! OMG CUTE!!!!!!!!!!

191 feezie 12.01.09 at 8:06 pm

I like eet but still like Mr. Hamster eating his corm the best. I still think that’s the brings-on-instant-world-peace shot.

This is pretty darned cute though!

192 Laura 12.01.09 at 8:09 pm

I have watched this video possibly 100s of times now and it never ever gets old! I still laugh every time. I LOVE this video!

193 spb 12.01.09 at 8:28 pm

Eh… it was ok, I suppose. He’ll prolly grow out of it anyway.

So… anybody think this was cute?

(heehee)

194 Maerlyn99 12.01.09 at 8:54 pm

I must now go purchase a kitten and train him to play with me like that. So frickin’ cute.

I will go after I regain consciousness from teh qte.

195 Cutesy-Pootsy 12.01.09 at 9:59 pm

so damn cute!!!

196 Goodness! 12.01.09 at 10:40 pm

My brain has exploded over and over again with this cuteness! I can’t stop watching it!!!

197 alias miss ferkit 12.01.09 at 10:46 pm

how do I stop watching this thing? please help me. I only stop in order to lose consciousness, then…click…replay.

198 Janni 12.01.09 at 10:47 pm

MoonCatty is right! I vote for CO Hall of Fame. I already know at least two posts that belong there: This kittayn and the one with the peeenk sweateuw. They almost kill me every time.

199 steffan 12.02.09 at 9:39 am

the cutest i`ve ever seen ;-)
so sweet…….

200 Joana* 12.02.09 at 10:02 am

Yeah, this homepage is my favourite now ( :

201 coco 12.02.09 at 10:10 am

toooooo cute to be true

202 Nova 12.02.09 at 1:10 pm

This was just shown on Ellen! I love this kitten! I wonder how old it is.

203 alexander merkel 12.02.09 at 1:27 pm

so cute

204 occula 12.02.09 at 1:37 pm

Seriously, this is the best 17 seconds of my entire life so far.

205 iceblue6122 12.02.09 at 2:39 pm

OMG OMG OMG OMG this right here is called cuteness. However does not like kittens that look like they are about to get shot by a cop,something is wrong with them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

206 HanksMom 12.02.09 at 7:34 pm

This video is the cuteness of crack cocaine. I think I’ve watched those little white paws a hundred times and it still makes me giggle.

[Insofar as crack cocaine can be called "cute"... - Ed.]

[...and don't worry, I'm just playin'. ;) I know what you meant. - Ed.]

207 Teresa 12.02.09 at 8:44 pm

:D That video of that cute little kitty has gone “viral” according to Yahoo :D

208 Resriechan 12.02.09 at 10:37 pm

Doggabone:

ROSETTA FUZZY OMG how literate & phenomenally FUNNY a combination of references!!!!!!

YOU WIN THE ALLTIME BEST PULITZER-PRIZE FOR (Resrie’s vote) CuteOverload comment of all time!!!

Signed,
Unfortunately……. the Pulitzer Prize Committee HASN’T
called yet, to ask my advice :( :(

209 NT Mel 12.02.09 at 11:18 pm

When I saw that coochie coochie kitty was going to be on Ellen, I had to DVR the episode, so I could watch overandoverandoverandover on the big screen.

I vote we send the vid (and maybe even the little sweetness her/his self) to Copenhagen next week. “Coochie coochie coochie STOP Global Warming” Think it’ll work? Anyone?

210 NT Mel 12.02.09 at 11:23 pm

Oh, and B’serv…I can be your TA! You’ll pay moving expenses from DC, right? I’ve never been to AZ, but a job’s a job, right?

BTW…what do you teach, anyway? From your writing I guessed English Lit. I’ll specialize in the Romantics, Coleridge being my fav. work for you? Awesome!

211 DoxieLover 12.03.09 at 2:56 am

This video makes my day. I want that kitty!! ^.^

212 LadyDarya 12.03.09 at 6:01 am

So…if there a limit to watching this cause I think I am close to it…..it makes me smile and forget the things I work with….

213 Mary W. 12.03.09 at 1:07 pm

I’m personally responsible for about 50 views of this video. I lol’d for like 15 minutes the first time I saw and I haven’t been able to stop!

214 Melissa 12.03.09 at 3:12 pm

I can’t stop watching this video. That kitten has now taken full control of my mind.
You wanna make world peace? Show everyone on the planet this video! =D Love it!!

215 Lindsay 12.03.09 at 6:26 pm

I love this site.

[Kinda fond of it myself. - Ed.]

216 Tindi 12.03.09 at 6:31 pm

This kitteh has taken over the internets. I’ve seen it on a bazillion websites, and yet I keep coming back here (or straight to youtube, where I also saved one of an adult kitteh taking a faucet-shower) to watch it AGAIN.

[I know the video you mean. - Ed.]

217 lvdou 12.03.09 at 9:40 pm

可以用汉语留言吗?看不到图片!

218 blair 12.04.09 at 12:23 am

haha. Ivdou, you slay me.

219 Limertilly 12.04.09 at 2:33 am

That is definitely the cutest kitty i’ve ever seen in my entire life. and i’ve seen some cuties. how adorable.

220 btf 12.04.09 at 6:51 am

the sign of a true anal retentive – complaining about misspelling when there is such cuteness in the world. i think perhaps people are just so overwhelmed by the cuteness that their fingers won’t work properly.

221 kellie 12.04.09 at 6:57 am

omg. nowai.

*facekeyboardplant*

222 danielie 12.04.09 at 3:10 pm

There should be a warning for Cute Comas on this post. >_<

Surprise Kitty FTW. <3

223 milehiclubsg 12.04.09 at 8:17 pm

I LOVE THIS KITTY !!! Looking at this video lifts even the dampest spirits…

224 judiee 12.05.09 at 11:15 am

this is life ! <33

225 cuddlebear 12.06.09 at 8:46 am

absouloutly A-DORABLE!!!!

226 Anony"mouse" 12.06.09 at 10:23 am

one small little emote (is that the right word…?)

xD

227 MizRed 12.06.09 at 10:26 am

My head’s exploding from the cuteness. A-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h. . . .

228 hello 12.06.09 at 11:42 am

aww, just look at those paws. adorable!!!

229 taylor 12.06.09 at 4:35 pm

awww he’s so funny/cute(= i want am cat like that!!

230 lol315(= 12.06.09 at 4:37 pm

wow!!

231 blair 12.06.09 at 9:00 pm

23bleen post!

i’m coming back for more later

i know it

232 kristina 12.06.09 at 9:55 pm

AWWWW thats adorableee!!

233 Cress 12.07.09 at 2:11 pm

Oh. my. God. Now I can die. This is just the cutest ever ever ever.

234 paranoiagirl 12.07.09 at 4:15 pm

I can’t stop watching this video. It makes me squee every time :D

235 Kitten Lover 12.08.09 at 9:42 am

This is the cutest video I’ve ever seen. I’ve only watched it about a hundred times.

236 Angus 12.08.09 at 3:28 pm

The cutest kitten ever to show up on the web – period!

237 Evan The Girl 12.10.09 at 9:56 am

Best cure for finals blues EVAR!!!!

OOOo you look like a little monkey! Ah!! That’s something I would say!!

238 K-C 12.10.09 at 10:43 am

I told the kids in my classes to take a look at this cuty….

239 duigvefabvw78tr39vrgt0ju30iwrmg9b90hjow3pgjyu 12.10.09 at 12:18 pm

In the original video you can actualy see the kittens face and………………………

………. ITS SUPER CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!

240 fonfonru 12.11.09 at 6:58 am

OMG!! This is oxytocin overdose felinified!!

241 Andrea Ferrer 12.11.09 at 4:52 pm

This is very beautiful! This kitten is very, very, very cool! I do not speak English, I do not have many errors in spelling. Congratulations for the excellent video!

242 ezra 12.12.09 at 8:10 am

what a cute hamster, i love hamsters!

243 ezra 12.12.09 at 8:11 am

hamsters are kind of my thing, really

244 ezra 12.12.09 at 8:12 am

totally dig ‘em

245 emma 12.12.09 at 6:17 pm

so cute…><

246 Mallissa 12.12.09 at 7:46 pm

I watched this video so many times!!!!! I keep laughing, cuz that widdle kitty cat is so cute!!!!! The owner even speaks in baby-talk!!!! Tee-hee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

247 Bunny lover 12.13.09 at 12:32 pm

I saw that on Anderson Cooper 360 i still love it
:)

248 Bunny lover 12.13.09 at 12:33 pm

Smiley face! B) :p

249 Sky 12.13.09 at 6:19 pm

SQUEE!!!!!!!

250 DecemberGirl 12.13.09 at 8:27 pm

IM MELTING ITS SOOOOO CUTE

251 weatsiwah97 12.14.09 at 3:39 pm

that is so cute how did you teach him/her to do that
or did they just know how to do that if so really smart kitty

252 Paige Buell 12.14.09 at 4:20 pm

super cute i want it!:)

253 P@ige#$% 12.14.09 at 4:22 pm

luv it!:)

254 smilez 12.15.09 at 1:32 am

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i I think i need 2 go change my undies!!

must.have.that.kitty

255 Sam 12.15.09 at 2:28 am

Stratospherically cute!!!!!

256 Brynn 12.15.09 at 10:15 am

See, I was going to look at just one more page before I went to lunch, saw the link at the top, and decided this was a mooch better thing to watch.

257 borisdeosorno 12.15.09 at 11:49 am

saludos desde el sur de chile,muy divertido ese lindo gatito y si tienen problemas con su pc puedes pasar por intercambios que hay un chat de ayuda tecnica sin ser soporte gratis las 24 hrs donde gente de todo iberoamerica le podran ayudar en español a su problema bye

258 Lezlie 12.15.09 at 12:13 pm

I have tried 314 times NOT to smile, giggle, stomp my foot, or laugh out loud while watching this video. It is not possible. That is just the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. OMG!!! It’s just the best thing ever…Now, for my 315th viewing….

259 Heather in Oregon 12.15.09 at 12:54 pm

Every day I watch this video after looking at the new posts. I can’t help it! Its so cute!!

260 Sasha 12.15.09 at 7:27 pm

i watch this over and over again its so cute!!! I’m not even a big fan of cats!!

261 blair 12.25.09 at 2:34 pm

i keep finding links back to this in various places (chat logs, sent emails, etc.) and it keeps never being old

that right there is how you fall in love with your kitty

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