I wish I could sing the whole song about the burgrlar man but it’s too long. Oh what the hell.

I’lllll sing you a song about a burglar man
who went to rob a house
Thinking everything would be alright
He entered as quiet as a mouse.

Oh, thinking of the loot he’d get
under the bed he lay
later that night he’d have a fright
That would make his hair turn grey…

Abouuut 9:00 an old maid came in,
“I’m so tired” she said
Thinking everything would be alright
She forgot to look under the bed.

Sheeeee pulled out her teeth
her big glass eye,
the hair fell off her head,
That burgalar man had 19 fits as he crawled out from under the bed.

Sheeeeeee pulled out the pistol from the drawer
and to that burglar man said:
“Young man if you don’t marry me, I’ll blow off the top of your head.”

Heeeeee looked at the teeth, the big glass eye,
he had nowhere to scoot.
Soooo he turned to the old maid standing there and said,
“Woman, for the Lord’s sake SHOOT.

Thaaattt Burglar man is dead I’m sure but I don’t know where he’s gone.
Up above or down below,
I’m nooowww through singing my soooonnnngggg!!!