Gargamel’s New Pet

I’ve been trying to look more evil and less snuggley, I swear. And yes, I’ll try to grow into my paws faster. Look,  I know I have a lot to live up to, but I’m trying. Really. Please, I can’t sit in these Smurf undergarments any longer.

How would you feel if I stuck you in the Jolly Green Giant's briefs?

Azrael, a little help here?

I just found something that looks like a blue jellybean in here...

Papa Smurf had a big ass, Sandy S.



  1. Just. Too. CUTE!!

  2. “Papa Smurf had a big ass, Sandy S.”
    I just spit coffee all over my keyboard.

  3. I’m just here to say I want the paws. And that shade of blue is actually quite nice on that pup, smurfy or not.

  4. Heather Sherman says:

    @kittykye I just spit coffee all over my keyboard, too.

  5. What breed is this?! So cute!!!

  6. ButtaRumCake says:

    *smurf theme*

    It’s the ear floppage & beepable nosicle that put me on the flo’

  7. I’m not drinking coffee so God only knows what I just spit all over my keyboard. 😯

    Sorry, kid, you’ll never be anything other than snuggly. And floofy. And heartbreakingly adorable. *thud*

  8. Agreed– “Papa Smurf had a big ass…” is very funny.

  9. Andi from NC says:

    still laughing at the papa smurf thing….. (it was just so unexpected – and wonderful!!)

  10. Looks like a newfie puppy. He’s going to be a big boy!

  11. Nibbler, devourer of souls says:

    Weren’t their clothes white?

  12. It’s a Newfoundland doggie!!!! Going to grow up to be absolutely HUGE!!!!!!
    Adorable. Would stomp on my Schipperke, that’s for sure.

  13. Don’t worry Newfie, your ass will be much bigger that Papa Smurf’s, in short order!!!

    What an adorable little pupster. Too bad they only stay that little for such a short while!

  14. Forget smurfts! This is the future Wordl Champion of SUMO wrestling 😉

  15. Must. Nom. On. Paws. NOW.

  16. Queen of Dork says:

    His tongue is poking out! And it’s kind of purple!

  17. Mega-Depends? Wow!!

    Oh puppy…you might want to step out of those underpants…

  18. Awww. This little pup is so adorable 🙂 I wonder how large will it eventually grow?

  19. QofD, I wonder if that’s what happened to the rest of Papa Smurf.

    While I, too, thought the last line was HILARIOUS, I’m also loving hovertext #2! 😆

  20. Is it much farther to the Smurfing Underwear Monument Papa Smurf?

  21. Working the swing shift has the pup feelin’ blue.

  22. Puppy smurf? or a traitor?
    Finally diggin out their hidding spot.
    He can go through the village and chew the roofs off…king kong style..

    Papa smurf better have a big biscuit ;D

  23. It’s so fluffy!

  24. Von Zeppelin says:

    It’s been a long time since I watched the Smurfs, but I really don’t remember the heavy steel suspenders on their pants.

  25. “Papa Smurf has a big ass”– that deserves a James Brown type “HUH!”

    PS Stealing that puppeh for sure.

  26. Oh gosh… HOW can you possibly have this little pup in your vicinity and NOT nom the paws??? And the ears??? Oh, and just because I can, BEEP….

  27. I feel bad saying this, but it’s been bugging me and I wonder if anyone else agrees. I really don’t enjoy prongs’ updates. Meg and NTMTOM are much better. 😦

  28. Who’s a widdle evil boy? You are! *beep beep*

  29. PS BEEP!

  30. AuntieMame says:

    Even if they do, Ari, one hopes that they would be too tactful to say so…

  31. I have to disagree with the previous poster. I think Prongs’s comments are great and quite funny!

  32. Queen of Dork says:

    He looks so soft. I want to smooch him and nibble his ears.

  33. TrixandSam says:

    @Ari – please give Prongs a chance. Although not yet up to the speed of Meg or NTMTOM, Prongs is blossoming.

    As for Mr. Smurfy Undie Taker, I love those paws. So prim and proper!

  34. Ari, why would you even bother to say such a thing? Just read what you want to read and ignore the rest, if that pleases you. Geez Louise.

  35. It’s a stubbular, nubbular,
    Lub-ular, chubbular,
    Cubbular, huggular pup!

  36. loooooove the puppy fur!!

  37. BeckyMonster says:

    Prongs definitely has a different style than we are used to, but I like the harder edge sometimes. Just cut to the chase and be snarky about it!

    Variety, she is the spice of life!

  38. He’s all grown up now- two years old! He’s a labradore/chow mix. My hubby’s grandmother got him as a “gift”. (She was 80-something at the time.) Needless to say we took him in, and it’s been pure “joy” ever since. He loves water straight from the hose and milk cartons. Thanks for posting!!!!!!! ❤

  39. BTW- His name is Luke 24- we took him home on Easter Sunday, and that was the passage in the bible our pastor taught on.

  40. Oh my Sandy!! what a great mix, love the giant paws, soooooo adorable!! 🙂

  41. I think this is a great post. And if I didn’t I certainly wouldn’t personally attack the creator of the post. I’d just move on to the next post.

  42. WANT.

  43. Queen of Dork says:

    Oh! Part Chow. I guess that would explain the purple tongue? Don’t Chows have purple tongues? I wish I had a purple tongue but that only happens if I eat a grape pasickle.


    (10 points to anyone who can make the connection.)

  45. i luvs him! Sandy S….you are so lucky! cute. cute. and more cute.

  46. @ Prongs – i will read your posts everytime!…. unless it’s about spiders….really can’t handle them, sorry. ick.

  47. Queen of Dork says:

    DogEared: Scorpions (of which there are alot here in the desert) freak me out!

    [Relevant linkage added, because I seem to be stuck today 😐 – Ed.]

  48. QofD: ya know how when you hear somebody talk about creepy crawly thingies, ya kinda feel like YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT YOUR BARE FEET TO SEE IF SOMETHING IS ON YOU! …yeah, like that, thanks…..hahahahahaha. you are a riot (in my book, a riot is a good thing!)

  49. QofD : don’t do it…don’t click on that link….

  50. Queen of Dork says:

    One time last summer, a scorpion got in my bosses office! You can just believe I was looking at the floor ALL THE TIME! Then, there was an infestation of them in an apartment building here in town. They kept showing them on the news all over people’s floors and I was sooooooo creeped out! Also in the summer there are these huge, scary things called vinagaroons! (Harmless but scary looking). I love when summer is over here.

  51. I have to agree with Ari, I don’t like Prongs’ efforts as much either, in fact I came into this page just to see if anyone else was saying so.

    I don’t come here for cute pictures, I come here for the special brand of humor that Meg and NTMTOM have… and Prongs just doesn’t.

    [Says you. Humor, like most things (apart from maybe mathematics) is subjective. – Ed.]

  52. Queen of Dork says:

    DogEared. Too late. I clicked on it. Scary 80s hair!

    [Me again. 😉 – Ed.]

  53. well “vinagaroons” sounds like “macaroons” and the coconut variety are very tasty, i must say.

    and here’s an interesting saying i have to share with some of you:
    Sometimes in the winds of change, we find our true direction.
    (have a nice day)

  54. Queen of Dork says:

    Rats. I can’t make this so you can click on it. I was trying to share the vinegaroon with everybody.

    [Um, it works! – Ed.]

  55. Queen of Dork says:

    Oh! Cool! I did it.

  56. Queen of Dork says:

    Ed: You’re cracking me up! What did you think of Sir Vinegaroon?

    [I think our house already has an adequate population of pets, and ‘nuf sed. – Ed.]

  57. I feel bad saying this, but it’s been bugging me and I wonder if anyone else agrees. I really don’t enjoy Ari’s comments. Auntie Mame’s and DogEared’s are much better.

    @Ari – I kid, I kid. Everyone’s entitled to his/her opinion.

  58. Queen of Dork says:

    Prongs. I think you’re very funny and I really enjoy the things you post.

  59. Do you think you have the same kind of humor as Meg and NTMTOM?

    You certainly don’t take criticism well. Just an observation.

    [I’m not Prongs. I’m Theo. Even to this very day. – Ed.]

  60. Oh, okay. Sorry.

    I didn’t say Prongs wasn’t funny. I said his humor isn’t the same as Meg’s and NTMTOM’s, and that I didn’t like it as much. Both statements are, btw, objectively true.

    [Relevant linkage added, for obvious reasons – Ed.]

  61. Queen of Dork says:

    Ed: Thank the Good Lord above that I’ve never actually seen one of those in my house. On the street but not in the house. If I did, I think I would be packing and moving to cooler, higher places. Maybe the Andes. Or Base Camp at Everest. *shudder*

  62. resriechan says:

    @ peeps who don’t care for ….
    then change the channel or just don’t open that item !!!
    Works for me !!

    @ QoD: Ah, SO, deska !!! Now Ah “dun seen” both the orig. pic & captions and the evil weird lookin’ thingumabob that you mentioned & Ed. linked for ya.

    Am suitably skeered !!!

    [Actually QoD linked to the vinegar moon monster without any assistance from me – Ed.]

  63. I liked this posting. I thought it was funny. It always amazes me that there are dozens of people who come to this site to look at funny animal pics and then leave some of the rudest comments. Picking fights even.

  64. Queen of Dork says:

    Sarah! What a pretty name! I considered that name for my daughter.

  65. I’m leaving, but not without saying that it really isn’t the case that politely expressing an opinion is a) a personal attack, b) rude, or c) picking a fight.

    Have fun!

  66. resriechan says:

    @ Ed: Oh !! Okeydoke — I sit, corrected!
    Yay for QoD & linkage skillllzzzzzz !!!!

    Yay for fun things.

  67. Queen of Dork says:

    Hahahahahahahah! Vinegar Moon Monster. Hahahahahahahah! That really cracks me up!

  68. @ Prongs – thank you! you can sit at my table anytime. we will laugh, and have fun, just like we were instructed to do.

  69. oh and we will talk about dogs in swings. and cats with one eye. and blenders that are used for making adult beverages that we can put umbrella straws in. and maybe the weather…..

  70. can ya tell i’ve had a day FILLED with crazy people..??!! i could use a good rock back an’ forth on that swing for a while.

  71. TrixandSam says:

    @QofD: Jeezus!! You gotta warn us a little better when linking to things like that. Vinegaroon? I will never make homemade dressing for fear of thinking of that thing.

  72. Queen of Dork says:

    TrixandSam: I know. I kind of thought of that after the fact. My bad. Sorry about that!

  73. TrixandSam says:

    @QofD: apology accepted. I wasn’t angry. Just got the heebee-jeebees.

  74. Queen of Dork says:

    Imagine how it feels to see one of those things in real life. *yipes* 🙂

  75. 5^^now8ing says:

    @Queen of Dork: Please let me know where you live, so I WILL NEVER GO THERE! OMG! Scorpions sounded bad enough, but that vinegar thing — icky doesn’t begin to say it. (But you can come visit me in Kansas — it’s not you I don’t like, just wherever it is you live!)

  76. Queen of Dork says:

    5^^now8ing. I live in Las Vegas, NV. In the summer there are some truly creepy bugs here. Totally scary! Also killer bees. And it’s way too hot! I would move if it weren’t for my job. But once you get through those four really hot months, the rest of the year is quite nice and the desert is pretty!

  77. Poor puppeh, just can’t look evil in Smurf diapers!! Cute. (well of course it’s cute…..)
    By the way methinks if Ari “feels bad saying it’ — he/she should NOT say it!!

  78. WOW. This is a great thread. I’ve been reading it all jumbly-bumbly and trying to piece it together with hilarious results. I found all these references to a Vinegar Moon Monster which may or may not have been linked to by Theo in one of QoD’s comments, so I started looking for it and found Dee Snider! Frightening in his own way, but… (and yes, I eventually succumbed to my curiosity and read the comments in order, and found the real monster. THAT THING IS COOL!!!11!! Oh, sorry for shouting… it’s just… Whoa. So big and so many strange appendages).

    And, just to be nominally on-topic… that dog is adorable. But Papa Smurf’s britches won’t be easy to fill….

    It’s the end of a long, ruff day, and I’m feeling all cozy towards all y’all CO peeps. If I had a tail I’d be wagging it. ❤

  79. Laughing – out – loud! Hilarious.

  80. Q.o D.Bwaarghhgh!!! That is the final reason for me not to go to Vegas!! Talk about your creepy crawlies. vinegar-whatchamacallits are straight out of Stephen King’s nightmares…and his daydreams leave me with the heebie jeebies! 😯

  81. I like Prongs (Sarah). Her humor is not exactly like Meg’s or NTMTOM, and those 2 aren’t exactly alike. They are all funny, as is Teho.
    Kind of how I don’t find Family Guy all that funny, and Ren and Stimpy used to make me gag, but they are/were very popular, so someone must like ’em.
    I DID name my daughter Sarah, she just got married 2 wks ago saturday. Sarah is a lovely name, IMO.
    I spent the last hr or so laughing at this whole thread, there are a lot of funny people here.

    [So, just out of curiosity, which one am I? Do I get to be Ren Hoek? Maybe? – Ed. (Theo)]

  82. Paws and Claws says:

    My lil’ doggie would slide ride through them holes 😦 .. glad the big puppy is having fun

  83. Sandi's Mom says:

    I like all of the editors. Meg, Theo, NTMTOM and Prongs are all very talented. I can’t believe Meg would not find a talented and funny person to put on her website. You can not win awards if you do not have the talent. And Cute has both. Wonderfully cute puppy,also.

  84. Aww, it’s a poofy Newfie! So nommably sweet and fuzzy.

  85. OH.

    WHY OH WHY did I click on the VinegarMaroon thing???? Harmless!? I THINK NOT!
    Oh noeeeeees. I will be having the heebie jeebies for WEEKS!!!!

    I would move far, far, faaaaaaar away from THAT! Thankfully, I live on the east coast. Ya know, the only thing stopping me for moving to Australia (aside from, you know, the money, a job, distance from my family…) is the fact that they have killer like everything there.

  86. I srsly dislike the vinegar moon bug thingie. Lurve the picture and laughed at the 2nd caption.

  87. Luke is a “Chowbradore” Lab/chow mix. One day I will have a Neufie!!


  89. I wanna flop those ears and beep that nose!

  90. PUPPY PAWS. I forbid you to grow into them. FORBID! It would have been better if it had been a Newf pup. So I could imagine him coming back to that swing and being all, “Huh, could fit my head into this? MEBBEH.”

    He’s part Chow? Dig in, everyone! NOM NOM NOM…

  91. Dos he have a blue Chow’s tongue? He is absolutley adorable.

  92. 😈 Wearing my steel-toed shoes, I would be TAP DANCING up a storm on any scorpions that came near me 😈

  93. he is super cute!