Gargamel’s New Pet

by Prongs on November 11, 2009

I’ve been trying to look more evil and less snuggley, I swear. And yes, I’ll try to grow into my paws faster. Look,  I know I have a lot to live up to, but I’m trying. Really. Please, I can’t sit in these Smurf undergarments any longer.

How would you feel if I stuck you in the Jolly Green Giant's briefs?

Azrael, a little help here?

I just found something that looks like a blue jellybean in here...

Papa Smurf had a big ass, Sandy S.

{ 93 comments }

1 Sissy 11.11.09 at 6:23 am

Just. Too. CUTE!!

2 kittykye 11.11.09 at 6:27 am

“Papa Smurf had a big ass, Sandy S.”
I just spit coffee all over my keyboard.

3 Deana 11.11.09 at 6:31 am

I’m just here to say I want the paws. And that shade of blue is actually quite nice on that pup, smurfy or not.

4 Heather Sherman 11.11.09 at 6:38 am

@kittykye I just spit coffee all over my keyboard, too.

5 Elena 11.11.09 at 6:41 am

What breed is this?! So cute!!!

6 ButtaRumCake 11.11.09 at 6:42 am

LA LA LA LA LA LAAA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAA!
*smurf theme*

It’s the ear floppage & beepable nosicle that put me on the flo’

7 Rachael 11.11.09 at 6:43 am

I’m not drinking coffee so God only knows what I just spit all over my keyboard. :shock:

Sorry, kid, you’ll never be anything other than snuggly. And floofy. And heartbreakingly adorable. *thud*

8 LTP 11.11.09 at 6:47 am

Agreed– “Papa Smurf had a big ass…” is very funny.

9 Andi from NC 11.11.09 at 6:52 am

still laughing at the papa smurf thing….. (it was just so unexpected – and wonderful!!)

10 Kawibear 11.11.09 at 6:54 am

Looks like a newfie puppy. He’s going to be a big boy!

11 Nibbler, devourer of souls 11.11.09 at 6:56 am

Weren’t their clothes white?

12 Lose That Girl 11.11.09 at 7:00 am

It’s a Newfoundland doggie!!!! Going to grow up to be absolutely HUGE!!!!!!
Adorable. Would stomp on my Schipperke, that’s for sure.

13 Kristabelle 11.11.09 at 7:05 am

Don’t worry Newfie, your ass will be much bigger that Papa Smurf’s, in short order!!!

What an adorable little pupster. Too bad they only stay that little for such a short while!

14 Anne 11.11.09 at 7:06 am

Forget smurfts! This is the future Wordl Champion of SUMO wrestling ;)

15 Saffron 11.11.09 at 7:07 am

Must. Nom. On. Paws. NOW.

16 Queen of Dork 11.11.09 at 7:12 am

His tongue is poking out! And it’s kind of purple!

17 chanpon 11.11.09 at 7:25 am

Mega-Depends? Wow!!

Oh puppy…you might want to step out of those underpants…

18 Typo Tat 11.11.09 at 7:25 am

Awww. This little pup is so adorable :) I wonder how large will it eventually grow?

19 brinnann 11.11.09 at 7:26 am

QofD, I wonder if that’s what happened to the rest of Papa Smurf.

While I, too, thought the last line was HILARIOUS, I’m also loving hovertext #2! :lol:

20 Metz 11.11.09 at 7:30 am

Is it much farther to the Smurfing Underwear Monument Papa Smurf?

21 260Oakley 11.11.09 at 7:30 am

Working the swing shift has the pup feelin’ blue.

22 Suh 11.11.09 at 7:44 am

Puppy smurf? or a traitor?
Finally diggin out their hidding spot.
He can go through the village and chew the roofs off…king kong style..
pandamonium

Papa smurf better have a big biscuit ;D

23 raiu9 11.11.09 at 7:45 am

It’s so fluffy!

24 Von Zeppelin 11.11.09 at 8:19 am

It’s been a long time since I watched the Smurfs, but I really don’t remember the heavy steel suspenders on their pants.

25 Theresa 11.11.09 at 8:25 am

“Papa Smurf has a big ass”– that deserves a James Brown type “HUH!”

PS Stealing that puppeh for sure.

26 StormCat 11.11.09 at 8:34 am

Oh gosh… HOW can you possibly have this little pup in your vicinity and NOT nom the paws??? And the ears??? Oh, and just because I can, BEEP….

27 Ari 11.11.09 at 8:37 am

I feel bad saying this, but it’s been bugging me and I wonder if anyone else agrees. I really don’t enjoy prongs’ updates. Meg and NTMTOM are much better. :(

28 metsakins 11.11.09 at 8:59 am

Who’s a widdle evil boy? You are! *beep beep*

29 Theresa 11.11.09 at 9:03 am

PS BEEP!

30 AuntieMame 11.11.09 at 9:03 am

Even if they do, Ari, one hopes that they would be too tactful to say so…

31 gmm 11.11.09 at 9:05 am

I have to disagree with the previous poster. I think Prongs’s comments are great and quite funny!

32 Queen of Dork 11.11.09 at 9:05 am

He looks so soft. I want to smooch him and nibble his ears.

33 TrixandSam 11.11.09 at 9:12 am

@Ari – please give Prongs a chance. Although not yet up to the speed of Meg or NTMTOM, Prongs is blossoming.

As for Mr. Smurfy Undie Taker, I love those paws. So prim and proper!

34 Rachael 11.11.09 at 9:14 am

Ari, why would you even bother to say such a thing? Just read what you want to read and ignore the rest, if that pleases you. Geez Louise.

35 T.U.M. 11.11.09 at 9:30 am

It’s a stubbular, nubbular,
Lub-ular, chubbular,
Cubbular, huggular pup!

36 Marianne 11.11.09 at 9:48 am

loooooove the puppy fur!!

37 BeckyMonster 11.11.09 at 10:21 am

Prongs definitely has a different style than we are used to, but I like the harder edge sometimes. Just cut to the chase and be snarky about it!

Variety, she is the spice of life!

38 Sandy S. 11.11.09 at 10:34 am

He’s all grown up now- two years old! He’s a labradore/chow mix. My hubby’s grandmother got him as a “gift”. (She was 80-something at the time.) Needless to say we took him in, and it’s been pure “joy” ever since. He loves water straight from the hose and milk cartons. Thanks for posting!!!!!!! <3

39 Sandy S. 11.11.09 at 10:36 am

BTW- His name is Luke 24- we took him home on Easter Sunday, and that was the passage in the bible our pastor taught on.

40 Cata 11.11.09 at 10:42 am

Oh my Sandy!! what a great mix, love the giant paws, soooooo adorable!! :)

41 TOOM 11.11.09 at 10:57 am

I think this is a great post. And if I didn’t I certainly wouldn’t personally attack the creator of the post. I’d just move on to the next post.

42 Becky, Bubba's mum 11.11.09 at 11:33 am

WANT.

43 Queen of Dork 11.11.09 at 11:39 am

Oh! Part Chow. I guess that would explain the purple tongue? Don’t Chows have purple tongues? I wish I had a purple tongue but that only happens if I eat a grape pasickle.

44 Amy 11.11.09 at 11:42 am

IGNORANCE.

(10 points to anyone who can make the connection.)

45 DogEared 11.11.09 at 12:32 pm

i luvs him! Sandy S….you are so lucky! cute. cute. and more cute.

46 DogEared 11.11.09 at 12:34 pm

@ Prongs – i will read your posts everytime!…. unless it’s about spiders….really can’t handle them, sorry. ick.

47 Queen of Dork 11.11.09 at 12:38 pm

DogEared: Scorpions (of which there are alot here in the desert) freak me out!

[Relevant linkage added, because I seem to be stuck today :| - Ed.]

48 DogEared 11.11.09 at 12:40 pm

QofD: ya know how when you hear somebody talk about creepy crawly thingies, ya kinda feel like YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT YOUR BARE FEET TO SEE IF SOMETHING IS ON YOU! …yeah, like that, thanks…..hahahahahaha. you are a riot (in my book, a riot is a good thing!)

49 DogEared 11.11.09 at 12:41 pm

QofD : don’t do it…don’t click on that link….

50 Queen of Dork 11.11.09 at 12:44 pm

One time last summer, a scorpion got in my bosses office! You can just believe I was looking at the floor ALL THE TIME! Then, there was an infestation of them in an apartment building here in town. They kept showing them on the news all over people’s floors and I was sooooooo creeped out! Also in the summer there are these huge, scary things called vinagaroons! (Harmless but scary looking). I love when summer is over here.

51 Christine 11.11.09 at 12:45 pm

I have to agree with Ari, I don’t like Prongs’ efforts as much either, in fact I came into this page just to see if anyone else was saying so.

I don’t come here for cute pictures, I come here for the special brand of humor that Meg and NTMTOM have… and Prongs just doesn’t.

[Says you. Humor, like most things (apart from maybe mathematics) is subjective. - Ed.]

52 Queen of Dork 11.11.09 at 12:48 pm

DogEared. Too late. I clicked on it. Scary 80s hair!

[Me again. ;) - Ed.]

53 DogEared 11.11.09 at 12:51 pm

well “vinagaroons” sounds like “macaroons” and the coconut variety are very tasty, i must say.

and here’s an interesting saying i have to share with some of you:
Sometimes in the winds of change, we find our true direction.
(have a nice day)

54 Queen of Dork 11.11.09 at 12:51 pm

http://johnbokma.com/mexit/2006/12/31/vinnie-the-vinegaroon.jpg

Rats. I can’t make this so you can click on it. I was trying to share the vinegaroon with everybody.

[Um, it works! - Ed.]

55 Queen of Dork 11.11.09 at 12:54 pm

Oh! Cool! I did it.

56 Queen of Dork 11.11.09 at 12:58 pm

Ed: You’re cracking me up! What did you think of Sir Vinegaroon?

[I think our house already has an adequate population of pets, and 'nuf sed. - Ed.]

57 Prongs 11.11.09 at 1:08 pm

I feel bad saying this, but it’s been bugging me and I wonder if anyone else agrees. I really don’t enjoy Ari’s comments. Auntie Mame’s and DogEared’s are much better.

@Ari – I kid, I kid. Everyone’s entitled to his/her opinion.

58 Queen of Dork 11.11.09 at 1:12 pm

Prongs. I think you’re very funny and I really enjoy the things you post.

59 Christine 11.11.09 at 1:13 pm

Do you think you have the same kind of humor as Meg and NTMTOM?

You certainly don’t take criticism well. Just an observation.

[I'm not Prongs. I'm Theo. Even to this very day. - Ed.]

60 Christine 11.11.09 at 1:20 pm

Oh, okay. Sorry.

I didn’t say Prongs wasn’t funny. I said his humor isn’t the same as Meg’s and NTMTOM’s, and that I didn’t like it as much. Both statements are, btw, objectively true.

[Relevant linkage added, for obvious reasons - Ed.]

61 Queen of Dork 11.11.09 at 1:25 pm

Ed: Thank the Good Lord above that I’ve never actually seen one of those in my house. On the street but not in the house. If I did, I think I would be packing and moving to cooler, higher places. Maybe the Andes. Or Base Camp at Everest. *shudder*

62 resriechan 11.11.09 at 1:26 pm

@ peeps who don’t care for ….
then change the channel or just don’t open that item !!!
Works for me !!

@ QoD: Ah, SO, deska !!! Now Ah “dun seen” both the orig. pic & captions and the evil weird lookin’ thingumabob that you mentioned & Ed. linked for ya.

Am suitably skeered !!!

[Actually QoD linked to the vinegar moon monster without any assistance from me - Ed.]

63 LTP 11.11.09 at 1:26 pm

I liked this posting. I thought it was funny. It always amazes me that there are dozens of people who come to this site to look at funny animal pics and then leave some of the rudest comments. Picking fights even.

64 Queen of Dork 11.11.09 at 1:30 pm

Sarah! What a pretty name! I considered that name for my daughter.

65 Christine 11.11.09 at 1:33 pm

I’m leaving, but not without saying that it really isn’t the case that politely expressing an opinion is a) a personal attack, b) rude, or c) picking a fight.

Have fun!

66 resriechan 11.11.09 at 1:56 pm

@ Ed: Oh !! Okeydoke — I sit, corrected!
Yay for QoD & linkage skillllzzzzzz !!!!

Yay for fun things.

67 Queen of Dork 11.11.09 at 2:52 pm

Hahahahahahahah! Vinegar Moon Monster. Hahahahahahahah! That really cracks me up!

68 DogEared 11.11.09 at 3:02 pm

@ Prongs – thank you! you can sit at my table anytime. we will laugh, and have fun, just like we were instructed to do.

69 DogEared 11.11.09 at 3:03 pm

oh and we will talk about dogs in swings. and cats with one eye. and blenders that are used for making adult beverages that we can put umbrella straws in. and maybe the weather…..

70 DogEared 11.11.09 at 3:04 pm

can ya tell i’ve had a day FILLED with crazy people..??!! i could use a good rock back an’ forth on that swing for a while.

71 TrixandSam 11.11.09 at 3:45 pm

@QofD: Jeezus!! You gotta warn us a little better when linking to things like that. Vinegaroon? I will never make homemade dressing for fear of thinking of that thing.

72 Queen of Dork 11.11.09 at 3:47 pm

TrixandSam: I know. I kind of thought of that after the fact. My bad. Sorry about that!

73 TrixandSam 11.11.09 at 4:20 pm

@QofD: apology accepted. I wasn’t angry. Just got the heebee-jeebees.

74 Queen of Dork 11.11.09 at 4:21 pm

Imagine how it feels to see one of those things in real life. *yipes* :)

75 5^^now8ing 11.11.09 at 5:00 pm

@Queen of Dork: Please let me know where you live, so I WILL NEVER GO THERE! OMG! Scorpions sounded bad enough, but that vinegar thing — icky doesn’t begin to say it. (But you can come visit me in Kansas — it’s not you I don’t like, just wherever it is you live!)

76 Queen of Dork 11.11.09 at 5:05 pm

5^^now8ing. I live in Las Vegas, NV. In the summer there are some truly creepy bugs here. Totally scary! Also killer bees. And it’s way too hot! I would move if it weren’t for my job. But once you get through those four really hot months, the rest of the year is quite nice and the desert is pretty!

77 Rooanne 11.11.09 at 5:13 pm

Poor puppeh, just can’t look evil in Smurf diapers!! Cute. (well of course it’s cute…..)
By the way methinks if Ari “feels bad saying it’ — he/she should NOT say it!!

78 cath 11.11.09 at 7:06 pm

WOW. This is a great thread. I’ve been reading it all jumbly-bumbly and trying to piece it together with hilarious results. I found all these references to a Vinegar Moon Monster which may or may not have been linked to by Theo in one of QoD’s comments, so I started looking for it and found Dee Snider! Frightening in his own way, but… (and yes, I eventually succumbed to my curiosity and read the comments in order, and found the real monster. THAT THING IS COOL!!!11!! Oh, sorry for shouting… it’s just… Whoa. So big and so many strange appendages).

And, just to be nominally on-topic… that dog is adorable. But Papa Smurf’s britches won’t be easy to fill….

It’s the end of a long, ruff day, and I’m feeling all cozy towards all y’all CO peeps. If I had a tail I’d be wagging it. <3

79 BunMom 11.11.09 at 7:12 pm

Laughing – out – loud! Hilarious.

80 Wend 11.11.09 at 8:42 pm

Q.o D.Bwaarghhgh!!! That is the final reason for me not to go to Vegas!! Talk about your creepy crawlies. vinegar-whatchamacallits are straight out of Stephen King’s nightmares…and his daydreams leave me with the heebie jeebies! 8O

81 Patty 11.11.09 at 9:04 pm

I like Prongs (Sarah). Her humor is not exactly like Meg’s or NTMTOM, and those 2 aren’t exactly alike. They are all funny, as is Teho.
Kind of how I don’t find Family Guy all that funny, and Ren and Stimpy used to make me gag, but they are/were very popular, so someone must like ‘em.
I DID name my daughter Sarah, she just got married 2 wks ago saturday. Sarah is a lovely name, IMO.
I spent the last hr or so laughing at this whole thread, there are a lot of funny people here.

[So, just out of curiosity, which one am I? Do I get to be Ren Hoek? Maybe? - Ed. (Theo)]

82 Paws and Claws 11.11.09 at 10:18 pm

My lil’ doggie would slide ride through them holes :( .. glad the big puppy is having fun

83 Sandi's Mom 11.11.09 at 10:34 pm

I like all of the editors. Meg, Theo, NTMTOM and Prongs are all very talented. I can’t believe Meg would not find a talented and funny person to put on her website. You can not win awards if you do not have the talent. And Cute has both. Wonderfully cute puppy,also.

84 Noelegy 11.12.09 at 5:10 am

Aww, it’s a poofy Newfie! So nommably sweet and fuzzy.

85 Kristabelle 11.12.09 at 7:36 am

OH.
MY.
dOG.

WHY OH WHY did I click on the VinegarMaroon thing???? Harmless!? I THINK NOT!
Oh noeeeeees. I will be having the heebie jeebies for WEEKS!!!!

I would move far, far, faaaaaaar away from THAT! Thankfully, I live on the east coast. Ya know, the only thing stopping me for moving to Australia (aside from, you know, the money, a job, distance from my family…) is the fact that they have killer like everything there.

86 Judy M 11.12.09 at 8:12 am

I srsly dislike the vinegar moon bug thingie. Lurve the picture and laughed at the 2nd caption.

87 Sandy S. 11.12.09 at 10:58 am

Luke is a “Chowbradore” Lab/chow mix. One day I will have a Neufie!!

88 hollie 11.12.09 at 1:21 pm

I LOVE YOUR PHOTOS THEY ARE CUT

89 Samantha 11.12.09 at 2:08 pm

I wanna flop those ears and beep that nose!

90 Tacti 11.13.09 at 10:32 am

PUPPY PAWS. I forbid you to grow into them. FORBID! It would have been better if it had been a Newf pup. So I could imagine him coming back to that swing and being all, “Huh, could fit my head into this? MEBBEH.”

He’s part Chow? Dig in, everyone! NOM NOM NOM…

91 Katrina 11.13.09 at 12:26 pm

Dos he have a blue Chow’s tongue? He is absolutley adorable.

92 Teresa 11.14.09 at 8:27 pm

:twisted: Wearing my steel-toed shoes, I would be TAP DANCING up a storm on any scorpions that came near me :twisted:

93 aubrey 11.22.09 at 7:49 am

he is super cute!

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