Well, Blow Me Down!

Avast there, ye sea dogs!  Just because I’ve only got one eye, ye’ve got no call ta be throwin’ me in the trash with the rest of the bilge water!  That’s all I can stands, I can’t stands no more!  (Now where did I put me spinach?)

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Have you considered adding an eye patch and a parrot, Laura S.?

144 comments … read them below or add one

  1. HomoDM says:

    aw, now I has a sad :(

  2. Cla says:

    Yarrrr!!! bleen!

  3. Anne says:

    Sorry, Capt’n.. I’ve got yer spinach…. I’ll go ‘n’ jump off the ship, sir ;)

  4. I’m strong to the Finish Cause I eats me Spinach
    I’m Popeye the sailor CAT!!!!!

  5. Cla says:

    Not so sad; is a happy loved healed cat. The best of a sad situation, surely?

  6. DKN says:

    *toot toot*

  7. I call MAtchinks… Pink nose and ears and pink garbage can… YEs I know it’s a stretch .

  8. Queen of Dork says:

    Popeye Kitty! (and he lives in a garbage can. Much like Oscar).

  9. Hyuck Hyuck Hyuck… see Url ;)

  10. sooz says:

    sad…

  11. Mandy says:

    Ok nuffers… he’s wearing a neck scarf.. A little kitty accessory. I doubt these are abusive pet parents. Either good job adopting family for taking in a special needs cat or good job cat on such an awesome wink face :)

  12. Rooanne says:

    Awwwwww, not sad. He looks well cared for. He has a stylish scarf on & is in a clean wastebasket. And his one eye is SO blue, it makes up for not having the other one!

  13. Queen of Dork says:

    He looks cute and okay to me.

  14. Rachael says:

    Not sad at all – you can see how well loved he is. Hurray for his good hoomans.

  15. Queen of Dork says:

    His eye is the color of the sky on a cloudless day.

  16. 260Oakely says:

    In the land of the three blind mice, the one-eyed cat is king.

  17. ysubassoon says:

    It appears that this kitty has been inspired by Maru’s recent Adventures in a Garbage Can. He must be working his way up to the tall kitchen can that Maru was using for his play.

  18. Marge says:

    Yaarrr!

  19. Snowpea says:

    Blue eye, baby’s got blue eye…

    (and he’s a happy fellow, that much is clear)

  20. Kar says:

    I have to agree, there’s some matchink there between that peenk nose and trashcan. (Which clashes wildly with the pelt-of-Oscar carpeting) That hankerchief reminds me of “Designing Women” where Bernice wears her Christmas tree skirt thinking it was a skirt-skirt.

    Sweet little face. He deserves two eyes but it looks like he’s doing fine with one.

  21. tara says:

    beautiful kitty!!

  22. Queen of Dork says:

    *must burst into song again*
    Heeeeesss Popeye the Sailor Cat,
    He lives in box with hats!
    His one eye is pretty
    He shops in the city,
    He’s Popeye the blue-eyed Cat!!!

  23. Stunbunny says:

    Please… PLEASE tell me his/her name is Winky!!!

  24. HomoDM says:

    I’m sure she’s very well cared for, it’s just that… damaged animals pull at my heart strings, for some reason. Even damaged stuffed animals.

  25. nycat says:

    Nice bandanna, kitteh!

  26. Rachael J. says:

    I have a one-eyed pug! We named her Chihuly, after Dale Chihuly, the one-eyed glass artist :)

    http://evilrachie.evilboy.org/animals/ChichiGreta.jpg

  27. Paunchie says:

    I shall call him Winky!!

    Stunbunny beat me to it.

  28. Theresa says:

    “I loves to go swimmin;
    With bowlegged wimmin,
    I’m Popeye the Sailor Maaaaaaaaaan!”

  29. Theresa says:

    PS unutterably sweet pink nosie!

  30. Theresa says:

    PPS [Popeye laugh] ug ug ug ug!

  31. Queen of Dork says:

    Theresa: Once again, you astound me. :)

  32. Queen of Dork says:

    Theresa: Please join VonZ and I at the Russian Tea Room. There will be quiche. You both must except your rewards.

  33. Theresa says:

    [beauty queen wave]

  34. bookmonstercats says:

    What a stylish bandana. I haz a jealousy.

    My eyesight is so bad that, when I haven’t got my specs on, I have to close one eye to read, or the page turns corners. Also, my muddy brown/green eye isn’t as pretty as this kitty’s. I know it’s not the same as the kitteh, who hasn’t got any choice about it, but I call “sympathetics”.

  35. Trixie says:

    Reminds me of that line from Ace Ventura…. “HE FOUND…. CAPTAIN WINKY!”

  36. Queen of Dork says:

    He-he.

  37. thicktortiethintabby says:

    @260Oakely, that’s completely wonderful. I hereby adopt your statement as my new personal mantra. Hope you’ll allow it?

  38. 260Oakely says:

    @thicktortiethintabby Use and abuse to your heart’s content. Cute avatar, btw.

  39. bb says:

    He needs some kisses.

  40. cath says:

    ****earworm alert***

    Well he’s got an eye
    Of the bluest sky
    As if it thought of rain
    It’d hate to look into that eye
    And see an ounce of pain

    (Apologies and props to QoD (#15) who gave me the idea…)

  41. Theresa says:

    (turning on CO karaoke machine)

    OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
    Sweet kit o’ mine!!!! (EVERYBODY!!!)

  42. Queen of Dork says:

    Rock the Boat! (don’t rock the boat baby!)
    Rock the Boat! (don’t tip the boat OVER!)

    ROCK THE BOOAAAAT, OH AH OH!!!!!!!!

  43. snorgler says:

    @260Oakely — brilliant. Just brilliant. (Golf clap.)

  44. chanpon says:

    Blue, blue eye….I’m lost in it…*saves kitty from recycling bin and a lifetime of Oscar jokes*

  45. skippymom says:

    Theresa, when I was a child and my father used to sing the Popeye song with the lines about swimming with bowlegged women, I always assumed that he had cleaned up the lyrics to protect the delicate ears of the young. I figured the real words referred to barenaked women. Now I’m wondering, was this just my precociously dirty mind at work?

  46. cheesybird says:

    Awwwww!! What a tewtal cutie-pie! Beautiful blue eye there!

    Nothing sad here. I’ve known a number of much-loved one-eyed cats and they live perfectly normal happy kitty lives.

  47. BC in Toronto says:

    Using a garbage can as a Crow’s Nest ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crow%27s_nest ) is very original kitty. Too bad there are no crows up there.

  48. shahinrani says:

    This reminds me of the one-eyed cat at one of the barns I used to work at. Her name was Spud. She was all kinds of awesome.

  49. Illise says:

    so cuteeeeeeee with one eye two or three he will always be cute

  50. Liz says:

    260Oakely, you take the day!

    Best…. comment…. ever.

    I wish I had a jaunty neck-kerchief and a matching basket to sit in…

  51. ClaireZ says:

    Really? am I the first to think of the classic tune “I’m Popeye the sailor man/I live in a garbage can”

  52. Ryan says:

    Awww, this one reminds me of my little pirate kitty, Lucy. She had a tumor in her eyeball, so we had to get the whole thing taken out. She was still beautiful and perfectly happy, though. :)

  53. Queen of Dork says:

    ClaireZ: I just made up a whole song about that.

  54. Resriechan says:

    Re. Theresa & QoD & earworms…

    (sigh)

    “I am!”

    (sigh)

  55. Resriechan says:

    (Note to Anybody Else: that was –I HOPE — a somewhat clever reference to the dialogue from the Annoyed White Cat w/ the Humans Doing Annoyingly Cute Things Video, from about a week ago.

    Theresa & QoD: Y’all make a Big Stoopid Grin break out on my face, even when I’mTRYING to be Aloof & Dignified!!!)

    Signed,
    (sigh.)

  56. ceejoe says:

    matchinks for the blue blue eye and the carpet too! what a cutie!

    for an amazing story about a complety blind kitteh, read Homer’s Odyssey: http://www.booksamillion.com/product/9780385343855
    awesome book!

  57. Resriechan says:

    PS : Where’s Pyrit today??? Expert consultation needed, heah !!!

    “Helllllloooooooo, PY-rit?????”

  58. T. says:

    The leeps, people! THE PEENK LEEPS!

  59. Holly says:

    I just love this kitty so moishe. And anything that brings Popeye’s laugh to mind is fabulous in my book. Theresa spelled it well: ” ug ug ug ug!”

  60. skippymom says:

    If anybody’s interested, there’s a new book out called Homer’s Odyssey about a cat who had NO eyes (had to have them removed as a kitten due to an infection) and who grew up to live a full and happy life.

  61. Queen of Dork says:

    Resrie: Aloof and dignified is kind of hard to do here. (PS…I got my food. Yum!)

  62. lifecoach says:

    Cats are cuter when they’re slightly mangled.

  63. Queen of Dork says:

    Res: The fries and ketchup are especially yum.

  64. Resriechan says:

    (waving to QoD ‘cross thishere Nation of Ours ….!!!!
    Hooray for days off & munchies !!!)

  65. Queen of Dork says:

    Resriechan: Nom. nomnomnom. Nom nom nom! (nom). Nom nom nom. (yum) nom nom nom.

  66. Theresa says:

    PS:
    \Who lives in a wastebasket under the sea . . .?

  67. Resriechan says:

    (resigned, affectionate sigh & grin)

  68. Berg says:

    Adorable cat, and I bet he/she gets around just fine with only one eye. Animals adjust fairly quickly, after all.

    When I was in high school, we adopted a three legged beagle who lost her leg in a car accident when she was not quite six months old. Within a few weeks she built up the necessary muscles and learned how to get around. And I can tell you: when she put her nose to the ground following a scent, not even my track star brother could keep up with her!

  69. Resriechan says:

    @ Theresa:

    Are we doin’ “Octopus’ Garden”, now?
    (Starts song, w/o waiting for anybody else ennyhow…)

    “I’d like to be, Under the Sea
    In an Octopus’ Garden, In the Shade…”

  70. Queen of Dork says:

    Theresa: SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!

  71. Queen of Dork says:

    Aaaaandddd something and something exorbant is he…

    (SPONGE. BOB. SQUARE. PANTS!!)

  72. Queen of Dork says:

    Something and something and laugh like a tree…

    SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS,
    SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS,

    SPOOONNNGGEE BOB, SQAURE PAAANNNTTS

    (tootlie toot toot toot).

  73. Get it says:

    @ 26, Chihuly = Brilliant!

    Our neighbor has a one-eyed kitty. He’s got the best personality, just very in your face and vocal, friendly.

  74. Deb! says:

    When one is THAT beautiful, one eye is all that’s needed!

  75. KIttehsMom says:

    Sweet!

    I think he needs lots and lots of kisses all over his little face.

  76. I think Popeye cat needs a kitty girlfriend named Olive Oyl

    Tee heee hee!

  77. Hmmm sailor songs…

    Yo hoe Yo Hoe a Pirates Life For me

    Yo Hoe Yo Hoe the pirates life for me….

  78. Metz says:

    That is THE MOST beepable nose I have EVER seen on a kitteh! *quivering in anticipation of beepage*
    *salutes* Excuse me Cap’n. Request permission to BEEP freely sir.

  79. AnnieCat says:

    aww -_-
    what a wittle kittehkinz

    he needs an eye patch :D

  80. Queen of Dork says:

    Metz: Beep!
    Kittyadventures: Aye mate!

  81. skippymom says:

    Hmm, I’m sure I mentioned Homer’s Odyssey before anybody else had, but then another comment snuck in before mine. Not that it’s a competition, I just hate to look as though I haven’t read the comments before posting one.

  82. Queequeg says:

    Casting for “2008 Presidential Election With Cats: The Movie!” …I think we’ve found our Sarah Palin!
    “You Betcha!” (wink)

  83. Brie says:

    I only need one eye to see how cute that kitty is!
    And the Popeye jokes are funny.

  84. Rachel217 says:

    That kitteh must be renamed Seymour. Because if anyone needs to see more, it’s a one-eyed cat…..

  85. Teresa says:

    AWW :) What a cutie :) It is obvious from this picture that this one- eyed kitty is well loved :)

  86. victoreia says:

    @Rachel217: GROAN!

  87. victoreia says:

    (also: Very punny!)

  88. Teresa says:

    Your story, Berg, reminds me of my cousin’s story about a young dog that was abandoned near the oil rig site he was working at :( The poor dog got hit by a big rig and had to be rushed to a vet :( The entire crew paid for the operation which resulted in the removal of the dog’s left front leg which was too bad damaged to be fixed :( The dog healed and was back with the crew who called him “Tripod” :) GIGGLE :lol: My cousin said the crew would tell Tripod that a big truck was being bad and Tripod would go up to that truck and bark and chomp on its mud flaps until the crew said “It is ok, Tripod. That truck has learned its lesson.” My cousin said that was one strange dog but very protected of the crew who fed it :)

  89. ArfArf says:

    Cute or sad tag? (Definitely heavier on the cute, tho).

    260Oakely : i snorted coffee up my nose. Good work.

  90. darling creature says:

    “I yam what I yam!” (I can’t believe someone didn’t beat me to it!)

  91. Laura H says:

    Awww, Teresa! That’s adorable :D

  92. BKO says:

    The expression is a perfect mix of disapproval and a willingness to suck it up and provide some cheap laughs for the humans who have given him a good home. Not sad in the least.

  93. thicktortiethintabby says:

    Thanks, @260Oakely! That’s my “handsome” little boy, so sayeth the vet tech on his boarding “report card” from four years ago that I still have on my refrigerator… Ahem.

  94. ceejoe says:

    skippymom – my comment (about Homer’s Odyssye) seemed to be lost in cyberspace for awhile… I thought it wasn’t going to post at all. Wasn’t that a great book!?! I laughed… I cried…

  95. skippymom says:

    ceejoe–thanks for the response. (hope I didn’t sound like a jerk!) I have to admit I only browsed the book, but Homer seems like a hell of a great cat. Of course, before I considered reading it at all, I had to check the end and was relieved that he doesn’t die! Long live Homer!

  96. LadyDarya says:

    I have to agree with skippymom and ceejoe – a must read book would be Homer’s Odyssey – I would say that it could change opinions on special needs pets quickyl. I to laughed and cried in spots….

  97. Queen of Dork says:

    I seriously don’t get why I got in trouble.

    *pout*

  98. skippymom says:

    QofD, you didn’t get in trouble. When Theo removes “those” comments, he also removes the ones commenting on them. He also did that to one of mine directed at you about the one in question. Make sense?
    No worries, dear.

    [In a word, yes. I'd really rather un-publish these, too, but I'll make an exception. - Ed.]

  99. Queen of Dork says:

    skippymom: I feel a little better. But how come my innocent little comments were all MODERATED like that? *feelings very hurt*

    [I wasn't trying to hurt your feelings, I was trying to clean up somebody else's mess. And to extend the metaphor, you keep walking on my freshly-mopped floor, and, well, it's slippery there. - Ed.]

  100. skippymom says:

    QofD, that’s just how it works, I guess. Maybe Theo will explain it to you. Really, you needn’t have hurt feelings.

  101. Queen of Dork says:

    Thanks, skippymom.

  102. Sherry says:

    I love that blue eye and his snazzy scarf. TOO Cute!

    (@260Oakely – ha! Remind’s me of Tom Waits’ Singapore..! Love that song…)

  103. Sarah says:

    Recently I thought I might be getting a one-eyed kitty, because I captured a stray cat with an infected eye who’d been hanging around my place (and sneaking in to eat from my cat’s bowl). I took him to the vet hoping he could be patched up and then I’d adopt him, because he seemed like a nice boy, but sadly, he was too sick and had to be put down.
    Sorry to harsh the mellow, I guess I just want to say that I’m glad that after whatever adventure lost THIS cat his eye, he found a safe home with people who are kind to him (and pose him for awesome photos). Not all pussycats are so lucky, so please donate some money or food to your local animal shelter if you can.

  104. Queen of Dork says:

    Sarah: Okay!

  105. memyselfandi says:

    Awwwww, this is making miss my wittlwe baby, Fluffy (he – hes, HE – came with that name). He’s since gone to kitty heaven, but he had issues with his one eye (not caused by anything – it just happened) so he had to have an operation to have it removed. I was soooo sad, but he was as good as new once he got used to it. Still ran around like a cute little lunatic! Kitties are very adaptable. I wish I could give him cuddles right now.

  106. Berg says:

    @Teresa: We used to call our beagle “Tripod,” too. I guess we weren’t as creative as we thought…

  107. Wendy says:

    I do love this kitty’s expression. So easy to read all kinds of brave solemn cheer into it. I love me some kitties…all kitties…every kitty.

  108. earlybird1 says:

    what, no hovertext? *goes into withdrawal*

  109. earlybird1 says:

    OK, now it comes up. *withdrawal averted* must be my computer. Hooray!

  110. Amy says:

    There was a one-eyed kitty at our local shelter recently. He was a total sweetheart adn he was adopted quickly so that may be this litlle Popeye’s story! He looks well-cared for and loved–his face just has character!

  111. T says:

    The round little face, the plushy snorgable fur, the pricked happy ears, the bold forward whiskers–this little guy looks happy and healthy, and he probably doesn’t even realize he’s missing a small component. That sweet face is the countenance of a well-loved kitty!

  112. Beagler says:

    He is Cyclops leader of the X-cats and he shoots lasers out of that eye. LASERS!

  113. Noelegy says:

    Skippymom, I read an excerpt from “Homer’s Odyssey” one day at the doctor’s office, the one that ended with her saying, “Thou wert much cat.” Choked me up. If I ever welcome a one-eyed kitteh into my life, and it’s a boy (because with a girl, this would just be awkward), he’s getting named Odin.

    This ginger boy is adorable, and so spunky and sweet! He looks like he has a good home.

  114. Arielle says:

    Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads
    A whale of a tale or two-hoo
    ‘Bout the flappin’ fish and the girls I’ve loved
    On night like this with the moon above
    A whale of a tale and it’s all true
    I swear by my tattoooooooo!

    Just thought of this. Cute pirate kitteh!

  115. Anne V. says:

    My first rescue girl Betty (aka Queen of the Cativerse) came to me in my backyard one morning two months after my mom died–a dear 2 month old baby siameser with her left eye literally ripped from her skull (sparing further horrific details…) at that moment I knew I must help her…two days later back from the vet, half her face shaved and with many stitches she proceeded to climb upon the highest bookshelf in my house–and she hasn’t missed a beat since! Now approaching her 11th year…. the first of many.

  116. Buckets says:

    We recently adopted a one eyed kitty from the ASPCA, poor little guy got hit by a car but they patched him up. He is a spunky little guy, having one eye does not slow him down a bit!

  117. E says:

    Cute overload used to show pictures of cute things with funny commentary. What happened?

  118. AuntieMame says:

    Uh, did you go blind maybe, E? Or is your computer blocking the entire site?

    I don’t understand your beef. MY Cute Overload is still full of cute things and funny commentary.

  119. DogEared says:

    i second the comment about having such a beautiful blue eye, it makes up for only having one.
    and GOOD JOB to all of you that adopted special needs kittehs/pets! thank you!

  120. DogEared says:

    i guess E didn’t see the next post with the stinkin’ cute weiner doggies…!

  121. kibblenibble says:

    Sweet Kitty, he’s well-loved. Now we all love him, too! It feels good, how animals and CO spread all the warm fuzzies around! :-)

    your pal, kibblenibble

    PS, Theresa, your Popeye laugh reminded me of my little Conure, Scout, who passed away. He laughed EXACTLY like Popeye.

  122. Like the kitty from The Last Unicorn! Only no peg leg.

  123. Noelegy says:

    E, the Cute comes in all shapes, sizes, colors, ages, and numbers of limbs and peepers. I feel sorry for you that you can’t see the Cute in this photo.

  124. Nuri says:

    CUUUUTE!!! I’ve wanted a one-eyed kitty ever since I read Tom Sawyer. So far I’ve only had a three-legged one.

  125. Mindflex says:

    awwww! pirate kitty :)

  126. Gracie says:

    Cute kitty ! I wanna hug the little cutie patutie !

  127. Me says:

    Aw great to see him well cared for. I will babysit!

    Still a beautiful creature. God loves even the imperfect!

  128. Me says:

    Love the Popeye reference in the comments. TOO CUTE!!!

  129. robinv says:

    I have a one-eyed boy. He lost his eye in an unfortunate incident. Once the pain ended, he went on with his happy life. He is the love of my life and I am grateful he wasn’t hurt any more than he was.
    We call him the prettiest blue eye boy in the whole world. (I won’t tell him about this sweet cat’s picture.)

  130. robinv says:

    http://www.asomewhattallgirl.com/2009/06/puddy-and-his-missing-eye.html
    Here’s a link to my blue eyed boy’s story,…. thanks

  131. Arielle OMG and the perfect song for a red headed Blue eyed Pirate Kitty! ;)

  132. Me says:

    robinv-thanks for sharing. Can learn alot from animals!

  133. Chris says:

    I have a one-eyed kitty too!! He was a stray and apparently lost a fight with another kitty. I was going to call him Captain Jack, but once I got him home, I found out WHY he lost his eye.

    He has NO fight reaction. He loves everyone. So his name is Jack-Jack!

    He gets around with no issues, but periodically gets excited and rolls over onto things that “were not there!!”. The following attack and crazies is always fun! Sometimes he also misses when attacking said objects. Then he gives me his confused look, “Mom, where is it??”

  134. ana banana says:

    This picture belongs in a postcard soooooo cuuuuute

  135. kk3 says:

    To Rachel217 – you said, “That kitteh must be renamed Seymour. Because if anyone needs to see more, it’s a one-eyed cat…..”

    I think he should be renamed Seymour, because people need to learn to see more than just a missing eye…..

  136. kk3 says:

    Question….can a kitty get a pinker nose than that???!!! I think NOT!! C-U-T-E!!!

  137. Dawnkeyotie says:

    Lordy, but that is a cute one. How proud is he of is pink trashcan??? Lovin him and weetle peenkness.

  138. Silvia says:

    Ohhhhh…poor kitty….

  139. Suh! says:

    The one blue eye warms your heart!

    little sweet heart

  140. melissadesa says:

    QofD, you, m’lady are making me laugh left, right and centre. I’m full of chortles and snirks.

  141. melissadesa says:

    Someone needs to send this to Toni Morrison btw!!!

  142. Teresa says:

    @Laura H, thank you :D It was a long time ago my cousin had told me that story :D

  143. Teresa says:

    @Berg :D The name “Tripod” is an unique name :D I only heard it from my cousin and never heard of anyone else calling their cat or dog that name :D

  144. Sinamon says:

    he is SO handsome! if he had both eyes, i may have to look away from his sheer handsomeness. couldn’t take it all in!