Top half: “stretchy!”
Bottom half: “playing it cool”
STRETCH-HANCE!
Nice e-long-gay-shons, Eve P.
From the monthly archives: October 2009
Hit the hamster-sized snooze button, wouldja?
October 20, 2009 By
And push some of that blue fluffy stuff my way. I’m going back to bed.
Amy F., turn those lights OUT
Huh?
October 20, 2009 By
When you start saying “Must…snorgle…nosicles!” or when you reach for my nose and inexplicably exclaim “Beep!” and then look around and say, “Shifty eyes” to no one else in the room, I get concerned that maybe I’m not hearing things so well.
And I can only assume that’s because you haven’t trimmed my ear hair.
Beep! Beep! Harumph, Kate Elizabeth Q.
How to Survive a Slasher Movie
October 20, 2009 By
Rule 1: Don’t Go Upstairs. Serial killers love to hide in attics, belfrys, cupolas — anyplace that can be reached by a long, slow climb up an endless flight of stairs.
We traced the calls, Cheng L. — they’re coming from inside the house!!
We Glare—Because We Care!
October 20, 2009 By
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Photos: Sad Scottish Fold by Stephanie R., flickr fan by BeccaG
How Reflective Human Dramas from 1981 Instill Fear and Loathing in Collies
October 19, 2009 By
It happens about once or twice a year, so you’d think I’d be used to it. But, no. At least I can recognize the triggers now. You know, if someone says something about fishing or back flips, then I know it’s coming. I’ve stopped trying to hide; it’s no use. Always just a matter of time before she pops in “On Golden Pond” and dresses me up like Henry Fonda.
At least you’re over your “Tootsie” phase, Glenna M.
Awkward Family Photos
October 19, 2009 By
Hurley and Preston are just hangin’ out. Real casual, on the tree in the front yard. Nuthin’ unusual here—EXCEPT THEIR HAIRCUTS!
Sophie G., this photo fits riiiiiiight in at awkward family photos…
C.O. Moving Tips
October 19, 2009 By
When packing your cute creatures for a cross-country move, be sure to wrap them in several layers of shock-absorbent packaging. Using a sock, as shown here, will protect Teh Qte from bumps and bruises without the use of wasteful plastics.
San Diego will make a nice change from Maine, Kendra H.
THIS JUST IN: New episode of Simon’s Cat
October 18, 2009 By
Simon’s cat is getting into troubs again. Poor Simon, he just goes about his daily life, and his cat antagonizes him at every turn. This time, the Kitteh Terrorism involves… a heat lamp.
Susan H., I think the “moww” sound effects are my favorite part. See ALL episodes here…
Bearlization
October 18, 2009 By
Check out this panda Mom, she’s all holding her head going: “I had this dream! This dream last night that I had a behbeh! It was so real!!!”
BEAR-HANCE!
Nice Panda molecule, Steve W.
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