Cute Overload :D
And the winner is… Muffy! Basset Hound! Congratulations! Muffy will be receiving a free wall and desk calendar for her correct answer. I think the schnozzle gave it away.
This little morsel is so small and delectabuhl.
What will he grow up to be? A collie? A German Shepherd? A Chihuahua? A Free Cute Overload 2010 calendar to the first correct answer in the comments!
Debra D., don’t tell anyone what the real answer is… By the way, you can look inside the calendars here…
That is all. You may return to your non-wombat-in-a-box-looking-duties now.
Joanna B. Could be worse. (Se7en alternative box ending video by Mr. Derek N.)
“Oh, that’s it, pal — I am so biting you! You’re in for a chomping, mister! Prepare yourself for the unforgiving wrath of my jaws, ’cause here it comes! OK, I’m really gonna let you have it! Just wait until I sink my fangs into your fuzzy little head, pencil-neck! You’ll rue the day you were pollinated! All right, no more practice chomps–it’s slobberin’ time! You want a piece of this, well do ya? ‘Cause you’re gettin’ it! Oh, don’t think I won’t do it! Knock-knock! Who’s there? Biting! Biting who? Biting you, starting now! I really mean it this time! You’re getting the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth! The next thing you’re gonna taste will be the bittersweet kiss of calcium death, with a saliva chaser! Oh, don’t even think about running away! Stand up and take what’s eventually coming to you!”
Sweetness meets sweetness
Will your haiku stay crunchy
Even within milk?
Dig ‘em, Megan G. (No, wait, that’s Smacks.)
Wait a minute. I thought we agreed that you would create an emulsion of a 16-oz prime New York strip. You know, on the bone, seared, broiled in a 1600 degree oven, and blended into a delightful goo. With fries. Also goo-ed. Yet now I hear I’m getting a mixture of salty water and B12??? Can I speak to the president of something please?
“Tough Cookie” was found in a box after being hit by a car. She recovered and is presumably doing well with her new owner.
Creamed spinach IVs and all thanks go to Lyndley P.
It was peculiar, yes. Mr. Fred Jingles had never come across such an uneven ottoman that thumped every second.
Would it kill you to offer him a pillow, Jen W.?
Marching up the street, on flat and webby feet,
Here comes the ‘Tock Patrol!
Wiggling their ‘tocks, in kinky knee-length socks,
Look out! They’re on a roll!
The bravest of the brave, no mission they’ll decline,
It’s action that they crave, no behind left behind!
Victory is their motto, Adventure is their goal,
They’re the geese of the ‘Tock Patroooool!
Now drop and give me twenty, Ryan W.!
Hey there, kids! Welcome to my super-fun TV playhouse! All my favorite TV pals are here, like Bucky Bear, and Sally the White Object That Might Be a Bunny (I think she passed out on the swing set)!
And you’re just in time to see me hop on my flying carpet and travel …
To the moon! OK, here I am on the moon… The lunar surface is really bumpy…
… and it smells just like fabric softener! Oh, well, as long as I don’t meet up with any scary moon monsters I should be…
… fine.
Benny’s TV Playhouse is a Jess E. Production! Benny trained by Jess E.! Sets designed by Jess E.! Benny designed by Benny’s mom and dad! Photos by Jess E. and Jess E.’s Mom! Executive Senior Script Consultant, NTMTOM! Fake moon landing set by NASA (I knew it)! See’ya next week, kids, YAAAAAY!!!
Doctors have yet to determine a trigger, but all unanimously agree that when one lapses, they all lapse. One of the more tragic cases focuses on Hammy. When asked how he got himself into such a sad mess, he responded:
“Maru, OK! I learned it by watching Maru!“
Poppy was one-of-a-kind, Karen B.
Attention Passengers.
There will be a 30-minute wait for the Dangling Paw Red Panda Monorail.
Please expect multiple bamboo-nomming delays. [sigh]
Squirrel reinforcements are on their way with back-up nuts.*
*Wait What!?
Brian B. took these shots at the Smithsonian Zoo.
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