Like I told James Lipton: On one foot, was it the role of a lifetime? Absolutely – I owe Beatrix a great deal. But on the other, I can really deal without the paparazzi.
Be vehwy, vehwy quiet, Alex M.
From the monthly archives: October 2009
Don’t make me say it
October 1, 2009 By
What should I title this post. Whaaaaaaat should I title it? I must think hard about a reference for this peckish pygmy. I can’t think of anything! If only I could reference a ridiculous, aggressive marble-munching game from my childhood!
Via The Bobbeh Implosion who found this on a sweet lil’ Tumblog called You’re a Strange Animal.
Don’t Get Swell-Headed, But You’re Cute
October 1, 2009 By
Sender-inner Tiffiny R. proposes a new Rule of Cuteness™: If your food is bigger than you are, it’s cute, which contradicts the earlier rule: Never eat anything bigger than your head and other drawings. (We’re still not sure how the other drawings factor into it.)
‘TocktoberFest
October 1, 2009 By
Welcome to ‘Tocktober, People. Now put on your Bonnie Raitt wig (I know you have one) and sing it with me!
Turtles are tockin’, tockin’ ’bout turtles,
This one needs Shoehab, would you believe it?
And then these bunnies, doin’ one-eighty,
Try to ignore it but they keep singin’…
‘Tocks just a little too round,
‘Tocks just a little too close,
You stare just a little too long.
Maybe you’re seein’, same thin’ we do darlin’.
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [stoats singing backup]
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [hamsters singing backup]
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
How ’bout buttoooocks?
I feel so foolish, I never noticed
Your ‘tocks are bulbous, could you be posin’ for me?
It took this website to make me wonder,
Now I’m convinced that I’m goin’ under.
Thinkin’ ’bout ‘em every day,
Dreamin’ ’bout ‘em every night.
I’m hopin’ that they feel the same way,
But that’s impossible—’tocks can’t have feelin’s darlin!
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [frogs singing backup]
A little mystery to figure out
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [baby seals singing backup]
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
How ’bout buttoooooooocks?
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about babe,
A little bee butt to figure out.
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about,
How ’bout buttooooooocks? Ooh…
Listen to ‘em baby
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [frogs singing backup again]
A little tailio won’t hurt ‘em
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [baboons singing backup]
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
How about love, love, spots, and love
Whoowhoo mmmm hey oohh whoowhoo
About love, love, love, love
How about they ‘tock about it? uh huh
‘Tock about love……..
Apologies to Bonnie Raitt. Take a bow, ‘Tocktober! Excellent pic spotting, Chief Sister Officuh.
Turtle ‘Tocks by Kasey S., Bun’Tocks by Debra R., elephant log ‘tocks by Sheri, Frog ‘Tocks by Mary Jo E., Sprawled Bunneh ‘Tocks by Heather R., French Bulldog ‘Tocks photo by Carolyn M. sent in by Carolyn C. NBC ‘Tocks by Elena A., Bee ‘Tockage by Uncle Andrew, Alpaca Night ‘Tocks by Julie K., Duck! Duck! ‘Tocks! by Melissa S., Pan-’Tocks by Roxanne S., Giraffe ‘Tocks by Kellene F., ‘Phant ‘Tocks Sent in by Kate E. taken by Carolyn G.
In two weeks, she hopes it looks like a macadamia nut.
October 1, 2009 By
Ever since Eveyln said her ass was the size of an acorn, Ruth had exhausted herself doing Pilates.
Self-conscious squirrels are a sad breed, Maggie H.
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