Three Heads Are Cuter Than One

It’s Halloween, and time once again for examples of costumed pet redonkulousness, courtesy BuzzFeed.  A few favorites:

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Why is this iPhone costume scary?  Because it’s in … a dead zone (ooooo-WEEEEE)!

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Now when he was a puppeh / He nevah thought he’d see / People put a hat on him / Just like a boy king…

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34 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Jen says:

    Who in the world makes iPhone dog costumes?!

    Baarroooooo?

  2. Blondie says:

    Oh goodness. I was going to dress as a personal ad this Halloween. I could just dress my dog as “a happy relationship” and be set.

  3. hmmm says:

    Who knew that Cerberus was so cute?

  4. skippymom says:

    In picture number one, the dog in the middle looks so proud, like “Yes, yes I do indeed have three heads. You are most welcome to admire all of them.”

    Either this, or “Extra heads? Sir or madam, I have no idea of what you speak. Good day to you now.”

  5. Resriechan says:

    Skippymom — nice versatility, there. For meself, I like your second character the best….

  6. Theresa says:

    “Gotta condo made of stone-a!”

  7. Gwendylu says:

    I think that the first one is like really funny. And that is the third one.

    Hes sitting like a royal person.

  8. Brian Fowler says:

    #1 is Cerberus, he’s Fluffy. That’s why his human is (sort of) dressed like Harry Potter.

  9. Maria says:

    The wee little Harry Potter with Fluffy (Hagrid’s dog in the first book/movie, “Sorcerer’s Stone”) is nine kinds of kyoot. The doggie playing Fluffy is totally method…

  10. Resriechan says:

    @ Theresa. OK, here’s where I make the most-outrageous self-confession I’ve ever made.
    (“EVERYBODY RUN FOR THA HILLZZZZZZ!!!!!” — Whoooosh — Crowds go running away at top speed)

    Er, that lyric? “The CondO” “madeof Stone-ah”? um, well, see, “wha’ ha’ happen’, wuz ……my geekiness led my alleged mind ….to….shall we say ….replace the term “Condo” with an excruciatingly similar word…. & the idea of its being “made of Stone” ….is also just slightly ironic . There, did I manage to paint a word picture (“Ewwwwwww !!!!!”) without actually bruising anyone’s Boundaries unnecessarily??? Yep, I were mighty odd, I were….

  11. Queen of Dork says:

    Hey! The King Mutt guy would look nice next to my cat when he lies in the “Sphynxy Boy” position.

    Blondie: Wow! On another thread you talked about doing the lighting for West Side Story in Rockville?! Man! Usually, my daughter and I go home for Christmas to visit our big ole silly family in Silver Spring! But this year I decided not to go. Bummer because a) I ADORE West Side Story. (I met Jerome Robbins one time) and b) It would have been nice to have met you.

  12. RoseyPosey says:

    OK, Fluffy and Harry Potter though officially made me burst out laughing. That is HILARIOUS! Give that kid’s mom the full-sized candy bar!

  13. Von Zeppelin says:

    Picture #3: A furrier and more friendly version of the dreaded Anubis, God of the Dead:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Anubis_standing.svg

  14. Queen of Dork says:

    I think, for Halloween, I’ll dress my cat as a Muggle. And my daughter as a cat.

  15. Skip says:

    Love the Steve Martin reference!

  16. Shadyman says:

    Not even a passing Harry Potter reference for the first one? Look at the scarf! The scarf!

  17. Birdcage says:

    King Mutt for the win (in my books). Hey: I’m dressed like a pirate with my parrot on my shoulder for “effect”. Bring on the trick-or-treaters!

  18. J. says:

    Halloween has gone to the dogs.

  19. Coquette says:

    Harry Potter and Fluffy are FABULOUS. I’d give that kid a few extra candies, and his mom a few more.

    King Mutt looks like a good, kind-hearted ruler though – no tyrant there, no sir. Nose fluff is all you need to be a good pharaoh.

  20. graceofbass says:

    Very nice Steve Martin King Tut ref. That was back when Saturday Night Live was funny.

  21. victoreia says:

    Great, another earworm!

    And I love Fluffy! (Although two of his heads look a little droopy; maybe they didn’t get enough sleep?)

  22. DaytimeDeb says:

    What??? No App for walkies? Poor puppy. How will he leave his Halloween tricks and get his treats? Thanks NTMTOM for making me laugh out loud and scare the baby. :-)

  23. DaytimeDeb says:

    Oh, I just reread. There IS an app for walkies. Yay for pupster! Note to self: Get eyes checked.

  24. Juniper Jupiter says:

    King Mutt!! He’s my favorite doggy!
    King Mutt!! Likes to chase his froggy!
    Born in Alexandria (Egypt)
    Moved to Alexandria (Louisiana)

    KING MUTT!!!
    :D

  25. SusaninMI says:

    omg the three-headed dog is the best!

  26. gail the second says:

    @SusaninMI: I agree. It was a clever idea. However would you mind having an easier-to-remember username for when people with very small Internet windows are trying to ‘@’ you, so we don’t have to scroll up and down to try and get your username. Thanks. :)

    @everyone: Last Halloween I dressed up as Death, you know that guy dressed in black with the tentacles and the scythe and the making people die, aaaagh, (Sorry, just making a Professor Frink reference, you know the guy from the simpsons?)
    So anyway, I dressed up as Death and I dressed my dog up as a skeleton. I reckon it scared a few people into giving us lots of candy. (I have a six year old who loves candy but hates going Trick Or Treating.)

    As for the King Mutt picture, howsabout:
    King Muttenkhamen
    Oops. I reckon that’s where it came from: King Tut. I’m so embarrased! :$ !

  27. gail the second says:

    Double embarrased. :$ doesn’t work. It’s meant to mean an embarrased face.

  28. Emo Gazanthe VIII says:

    @ gail the second: Do you know French? This is your first paragraph in French.

    “@ SusaninMI : je suis d’accord. C’était une idée intelligente. Néanmoins pourriez-vous avoir un nom d’utilisater plus facile à mémoriser pour lorsque des très petites fenêtres Internet tentent ‘@’ vous, donc nous n’avons pas à faire défiler vers le haut ou vers le bas pour essayer de votre nom d’utilisater. Merci.”

    Consider me a genius, Gail.

  29. emmberrann says:

    @Emo: Qu’est-ce? Comment? S’il vous plait, repetez puisque je comprends.. [j'sais pas toucher les accents pour etre veritablement correcte.]

  30. Emo Gazanthe VIII says:

    @emmberrann: Did you just say….

    What is this? How? If you please, repeat so I understand. [I don't know how to type with accent sensitivity to be truly correct.]

    Yeah, I know, I’m showing off a wee bit, but I don’t get how you know French and still don’t know what I said before.

    Am confused.

  31. Emo Gazanthe VIII says:

    @emberann: See gail the second’s unbearably long post.

  32. Emo Gazanthe VIII says:

    The srike still didn’t work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :@

  33. Emo Gazanthe VIII says:

    The emoticon didn’t work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :|
    And with post 31, it was meant to have ‘unbearably’ with a STRIKE THROUGH IT!!!!!!!!
    Try again.
    unbearably

  34. scott says:

    I wish iwas that for halloween i probliy would get more candy