THIS JUST IN: iPup!

by Meg on October 31, 2009

Spooky! Slide to unlock! Slide to unlock!!!

Via Chief Sister Officer and Paul S.!

{ 62 comments }

1 Kris 10.31.09 at 8:38 pm: H-D iPup!
shown with Sniffers App
2 megscole64 10.31.09 at 8:41 pm: OMG That is too freaking funny. I love it!
3 kibblenibble 10.31.09 at 8:56 pm: I need to kees that smooshy face. Mwah! Happy Halloween!
4 LC 10.31.09 at 8:58 pm: oh em geeeeeeeeeee !!!!! can i buy this phone at the apple store or do i have to go to at&t?!
5 Jen 10.31.09 at 8:58 pm: For some reason this post reminded me of this video:
“Charles Has A Licking Problem”
6 MK 10.31.09 at 8:59 pm: That. Is adorable. <3333
7 Jen 10.31.09 at 8:59 pm: holy crap this thing actually posts the video and not just the link. wow, fancy!
8 victoreia 10.31.09 at 9:03 pm: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[takes breath; looks again]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
9 Kory 10.31.09 at 9:35 pm: Second serving?
10 ffleur 10.31.09 at 11:03 pm: the dog looks distinctly distainful. He’s all “I’m not digging this at all. Its just a high-tech vet-collar!” *sniff*
11 blair 11.01.09 at 12:08 am: does that pup come in Android 2.0?
12 Nandalal Alley 11.01.09 at 1:29 am: As if digital pups aren’t enough, you have a live one… cute.
13 Queen of Dork 11.01.09 at 1:40 am: I’m loovving the daintiness of the paws! (pitter-pat, pitter-pat)
14 Resriechan 11.01.09 at 2:13 am: 1) Feelin’ Charles’ pain …. He needs to schedule an appt (not an App, an appt) with Dr. Lipschwitz. Prongs, could you please check, on Dr. L’s availability?

2) To Her Meg-nificence: Kin a gal
git a little “Product Cuteness” Tag, “up in heah”?

Otherwise, All seems well. Carry on, troops!
15 260Oakley 11.01.09 at 3:06 am: Must be a Lhasa Appso
16 Queen of Dork 11.01.09 at 3:58 am: Hello? Is anybody out there?

Hello, hello, hello….
Is anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me,
Is there anyone home?
17 Resriechan 11.01.09 at 4:02 am: (waving furiously..
Here we are, QoD !! We’re OVER HERE !!)
18 Queen of Dork 11.01.09 at 4:05 am: *brings snacks for all*

Oh. I thought I got lost.
19 Queen of Dork 11.01.09 at 4:25 am: Hey! It’s Nosevember, right? HAPPY NOSEVEMBER EVERYBUNNY!!1 YAY!
20 Resriechan 11.01.09 at 4:57 am: @ QoD:

Did you bring any Lime Jell-O, or any ice cream? Sore throat ‘n all, y’know …..
21 Queen of Dork 11.01.09 at 5:04 am: *enters room with tray*

Hi. It’s nurse Stef. Eat all of this chicken noodle soup. Drink this orange juice. Take these vitamin C tablets. Here’s a stuffed animal to cuddle. (His name is Bun-bun). Then, get lots of sleep. Lots. You should be on the mend in the morning. Be sure to beep Bun-bun’s nose. That always helps.

*exits room squeaking in white squeaky nurse shoes* *and hat*
22 Queen of Dork 11.01.09 at 5:13 am: P.S. Resriechan: Even though your stuffed animal nurse friend’s name is Bun-bun, he’s a teddy bear. (Don’t ask. just hug and rest).

The end.
23 Resriechan 11.01.09 at 5:18 am: oh, Nurse???? one little question. It all sounds very therapeutic. I’ve already *beeped* his nose, thanks (is Bun-Bun the T. Bear male or female?)

Am I *REQUIRED* to drink the OJ? I know it’s got all the Right Stuff in it & I really appreciate everything that the Hospital’s doin’ …but….I just never did like OJ. I’m weird, that way …. Can I have some Kool-Aid, instead? Only if you have it in the kitchen. Otherwise, I’ll just get myself some tap water. I don’t wanna be any trouble; I know you’re a Busy Lady.
oh — geez, that means there are actually TWO questions. Here goes:
24 Resriechan 11.01.09 at 5:27 am: (wow — that just shows you how tangled-up my brains are, inside my head. from this Pestilence….the part about 2 questions, was supposed to come BEFORE the qu. about the OJ. !!)
25 Queen of Dork 11.01.09 at 5:30 am: No. You may not have Kool-Aid instead. There is no nutritional stuff in Kool-Aid. However, you may substitute the OJ for grapefruit juice if that’s preferrable to your tasty buds. Bun-bun is a boy. A very cute little purple teddy bear boy. He’s there for you. Keep up with the nose beeps. He likes it and it builds up your immune system.

*squeaks out of the room again to let Resrie rest*
26 Resriechan 11.01.09 at 5:38 am: (settles back against the pillows, snuggling Bun-Bun & occasionally whimpering)
27 Queen of Dork 11.01.09 at 5:40 am: Calling all Peeps!: Prayers and good healing vibes to our friend and fellow peep poop, Resriechan! She may be suffering from the dreaded Yuck Crud.

Resrie: Get Well!!!!!!
28 Resriechan 11.01.09 at 5:42 am: ( Said, with congested “dose”: Tank oo, QoD !!! Ye’re the bestest!)

(sigh of endurance)
29 ButtaRumCake 11.01.09 at 5:45 am: Awwwwww feel better Resriechan!! I’m crossing my fingerz it’s not da floo. I had the floo in July…..with new-moan-ya. I wasn’t a pretty sight…even in the sunshine *sigh*
30 Queen of Dork 11.01.09 at 5:55 am: ButtaRumCake: I know: I think I just had it myself and it was terrible. Good vibes to Resriechan. We feel your pain.
31 J. 11.01.09 at 6:06 am: There’s even an app for that.
32 Resriechan 11.01.09 at 6:15 am: Hi ButtaRum: Thx. At least, we dknow that oo made it throooo & are still alive. Hopefully my shelflife will do similarly. At first, it seemed just to be a Code in da Dose…but last night it got ickier (cough) (gasp/ wheeze) (Ka-choo).

I dragged myself up already, in a quick burst of Stiff Upper ,and threw all the Bed Linens in the Laundry…Kill those germies !!!! Go, Team !!! (gasp, wheeze)

(sigh.)
33 Dreamspinner Cheryl 11.01.09 at 6:18 am: Poor Charles. Dr. Lipschwitz clearly needs to lower his antipsychotic dose-he’s exhibiting serious tardive diskinesia! Either that, or he can’t get the the last of that pb+j sammich out of the roof of his mouf…..
34 Lerrinus 11.01.09 at 6:22 am: @ Resriechan: Get well soon Ressie!

@Oakley: L to the O to the L! Bravo!
35 Resriechan 11.01.09 at 6:50 am: Thx, Lerrinus!!!
Have a spooky day after H’ween!!

(wheeze.)
36 Tastes like chicken 11.01.09 at 7:05 am: Japanese Chin! Totally cute! Even better in the flesh!
37 DJ 11.01.09 at 8:46 am: The pup is thinking “For the love of God, someone please jailbreak me”.
38 Pebble 11.01.09 at 9:48 am: again?
39 nycat 11.01.09 at 10:05 am: Unrelated to the iDog, but the engineers behind cat yodeling had this out yesterday:
40 Wend 11.01.09 at 10:15 am: @ Resriechan… appple juice w/ vit C in it is OK, too; but definitely NO Kool Aide. Ugh. I am not a health nut or anything, but plain water is infinitely preferable to atrificial color, artificial flavour, and gobs of sugar. I refused to give that stuff to my kids, and I am certainly not going to let you drink it while you are sick.

All of which to say, Hope you feel well soon. Take care of yourself.
41 Queen of Dork 11.01.09 at 10:19 am: nycat: Thank you! That was totally priceless! I love those cat engineer guys. They are hilarious. The Cat Yodeling video cracks me up every time I see it! (“I can’t get my cat to yodel…I don’t even know where he’s at”) he-he.
42 Queen of Dork 11.01.09 at 10:26 am: Wend: Thank you. I’ve been e-mailing Miss R and I also recommended that she watch something funny as laughter helps heal.

*nurse shoes squeaking down the hall. clutching clipboard with R’s chart on it.*
43 Resriechan 11.01.09 at 10:39 am: Ooooooh, Wend: YOU CARE !!! I can tell !!!

(but I liiiiiiiiiiike Kool Aaaaaaiidddddd……..pout)

Thank you for being such a dedicated member of my Health Maintenance Organization!!

@ QoD: maybe WD-40 would work on the squeak in those Nurse Shoes.
And thanks, for maintaining custody of my Medical Records !!
44 Paunchie 11.01.09 at 10:46 am: His face looks grumpeh. His body is . . . DIGITAL! Wha??
45 Paunchie 11.01.09 at 10:49 am: Poor Oscar! It’s not fair, I know…. <—- engineer kitty
46 Queen of Dork 11.01.09 at 10:51 am: Resriechan: Nurse’s shoes are supposed to squeak this way. It’s the Law.
47 Resriechan 11.01.09 at 11:02 am: @ Nurse Q:

BWA HA HAH A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHBWA GHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:

tee hee tee hee tee hee BWA HA HA HA HA (& etc.)

(talkaboutcher LOL’S!!! I ain’t laughed that rowdy, in MONTHS !!!!!….Surely that caused Endorphin Man to go crazy in my immune system..)

Five buckets of popcorn, in this review of Comment # 47.

(AND:
you capitalized the “L” in “Law” to make it Even. More. Official.!!!!!
*snerk*!!)
48 Queen of Dork 11.01.09 at 11:20 am: And I stamped it with red ink. And it’s signed and notarized.
49 Resriechan 11.01.09 at 11:22 am: Wowwwwwww. You’re GOOD !!!
50 Queen of Dork 11.01.09 at 11:24 am: Thank you. (It’s been signed by the Governor of things.)
51 Queen of Dork 11.01.09 at 11:50 am: Peeps: I’m a little concerned about the CO admins. They seem to be gone! And where is Hon Glad? And, my gosh, we haven’t heard from Wannadance in so long. Where is everyone?

*Echo…echo…echo…echo.*
52 Resriechan 11.01.09 at 12:02 pm: (bounce.) (“Echo” “Echo”)
53 Resriechan 11.01.09 at 12:04 pm: (Crickets chirping)
(Chirp, chirp)

(Echo)
54 Queen of Dork 11.01.09 at 12:06 pm: Resriechan: Well, the CO admins are probably busy. But seriously, what happened to Wannadance? I sure hope she is okay.
55 Resriechan 11.01.09 at 12:09 pm: Yeah — hasn’t it been about 2 months since a post from WD?

And not much either from Argyle D. lately. Maybe I need to take showers more frequently & use more deodorant.

(BTW — the Shapoopie ! is on right now….)
56 Theresa 11.01.09 at 12:10 pm: Oh boy, do I have to do the “Now batting for Pedro Borbon” gag again?

BTW, isn’t there any way both the Yankees AND Phillies can lose
(returning to my lab to work on it)
57 Resriechan 11.01.09 at 12:23 pm: (?? Ya ni panimayu??….)
58 Queen of Dork 11.01.09 at 12:36 pm: Theresa: you must poison them with tincture of brocoli.
59 Queen of Dork 11.01.09 at 12:37 pm: Just kidding, nuffers
60 Resriechan 11.01.09 at 12:42 pm: @ Nurse Q:

I think today, there aren’t even any Nuffers out there (that’ll raise someone up !!)
61 gorilladuck 11.01.09 at 12:54 pm: Part dog, part machine, and all cute
62 maryjonana 11.01.09 at 6:53 pm: “There’s an app for that” has just taken on new meaning!