Knock-knock! (Who’s there?)
Isabelle! (Isabelle who?)
Isabelle broken or something? How come I gotta knock?
Knock-knock! (Who’s there?)
Annie! (Annie who?)
Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
Knock-knock! (Who’s there?)
Norma Lee! (Norma Lee who?)
Norma Lee this is where I deliver the punchline!
Knock-knock! (Who’s there?)
Toyota! (Toyota who?)
Toyota be a law against bad knock-knock jokes!
There’s something fisheye going on here, Sanchia T.
This is an officially sanctioned Cute Overload “Knock-Knock Jokes” thread!
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landshark!!
*SQUEEEEE*
Ahhh…the days when SNL used to be funny and unique.
Good one NTMTOM, as usual.
Unfortch, don’t have a knock knock joke. Am still waking. Brain needs caff.
Dang… That is a whole lotta close-up yoogly!! Cute but yoogly! Cuoogly. Or, uglute. Take ur pick.
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad there’s nothing to nuff about here?
**ducks rotten tomatoes and flees the stage**
Too funny!!! Is that a pug and a boston?? It’s hard to tell!!
Landshark!!! We always say, “Candygram!” at our house.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Suspense
Suspense who?
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Violet.
Violet who?
Violet you talk me into posting a knock-knock joke is beyond me.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Control freak. And now you say “Control freak who?”
alwayscatadditct- I was going to do that whole thing, and you saved me the typing!!
Trabb’s Boy – Control Freak who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido I have to stand out here?
———
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
:::sings::: Sam and Janet Evening:::
—
Knock-knock! (Who’s there?)
Dwayne! (Dwayne who?)
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!
[I un-fixed your spelling, there.
- Ed.]
Zee French Bulldawg has zee cutest face Zimaginable.
Squee~
My joke repetoire just got a little bigger!
Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Maru!
Maru who?
Maru-mmate kicked me out; can I stay with you?
Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Winston!
Winston who?
Winston, lose some.
Knock Knock Jokes Woo Hooo!
Knock knock!
who’s there?
Hello Kitty!
…
…
[sound of window opening]
[hurried footsteps on fire escape]
…
Knock knock?
“knock knock!”
“who’s there?”
“interrupting cow.”
“interrupti-”"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
(i also know a better one with an interrupting starfish. FACEGRAB!)
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting co — MOOOO!
Darn. Jinx.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting Starfish!
Interrupting St—-
(Knock knocker shoves open palm into door-opener’s face)
Awww, lala beat me to it!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gestapo.
Gestapo who?
“VE VILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS!!”
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles.
I have no comment but i want to know more about your services and if possible I wish to be a member because I love animals very much especially dogs
Say “knock-knock.”
Knock-knock.
…………………???????
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Spaghetti-head McGee.
Spaghetti-head McGee who?
You know more than one Spaghetti-head McGee?!
lala and others: There’s also an “interrupting koala” version where you hug the respondent, and an “interrupting turtle” where you say nothing but thrust your head sharply forward with a bug-eyed expression. (That one is best immediately following the cow.)
And, of course:
I’ve got a great knock-knock joke! You start.
Okay, knock knock.
Who’s there?
…
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Nuffing.
Nuffing who?
Nuffing to get excited about.
KNock Knock
Whos There?
Zany
Zany who?
Zany bondy Home?
knock knock.
Who’s there?
I got up.
I got up who?
Well, the bathroom’s over there….
ba da dum!
@boler welcome to the club you don’t do anything to join you just join in.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Madame
Madame who?
Madame foot is caught in the door!
Knock,knock
Who’s there?
Freezer
Freezer who?
Freezer jolly good fellow.
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s only a joke!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Wha? Cows Don’t go “Who?”, Cows go “Moo!”
What Knockers!
Thank you.
@Kar: Nice!
T.U.M. = W.I.N.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Theo.
Theo who?
Theowta be a law against this!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen….
@Shiny: eh?
omg…you peeps are hilarious. And I now have enough knock knock joke ammo to decimate the nieces and nephews this year at Thanksgiving!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gunga Din.
Gunga Din who?
Open de door, I Gunga Din!
Knock Knock
whos there?
Bunny
Bunny who?
a bunny thing happened on my way to the office.
I am @ work giggling myself silly! These are the best knock-knocks EVAR!!!!!
I’m gonna try these on my 11-year-old tonight!
LOLZ @ Cath…GungaDin HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
@Theo – Thanks for un-fixing my spelling. I always said it as “dwowning” also, but I did know if others did. haha
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wish.
Wish who?
Wish I knew me some knock knock jokes.
[quickly limps off stage]
@ Trabb’s boy: Hi Mom!! *waves*
@ cath
Hi, dear! *waves back* Who the hell are you?
Love, Trabb’s Boy
These knock-knock jokes are cracking me up!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
What are you, an owl?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig up your feet or you’ll twip
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Knock Knock Knock Knock?
Who’s there?
Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock
Oh, it’s Philip Glass.
WOW, Theresa. That one made me laugh so hard that my flatmates started knocking on my door to see what was wrong. I’m so dragging that out at my next modern music lecture on Thursday.
One of the few jokes I can remember from my youth:
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cantaloup
Cantaloup who?
Cantaloup tonight, my dad’s got the car.
or….
Cataloup tonight, my dad’s got the ladder.
Cataloup tonight, my dad’s got the shotgun.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Dude…that’s just gross.
@Jupiterstar,
I hope you said
Who’s there?
What sort of hosts are these? Leaving those adorable guests to stand out there repeatedly knocking – the nerve!
Then again, neither guest brought a gift I see. Shame, shame.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH PHILIP GLASS!!
Trabb’s Boy, I love the control freak one! I must remember to share with my therapist. She seems to think I am a bit of a C.F. But I told her she is wrong so that is that.
Theo: The “hello kitty” is hilarious!
ShinyHappyGoth: I wonder if I know anybody who will still fall for that one. I’ll give it a try later today.
T.U.M….. incorporating Maru and Winston, WIN! You da man (Actually I have no idea of you are then man or the woman, or something else altogether, so no offense if I called you a man and you’re not… oh dear, I’m still so worried about ’nuffers that I get nervous everytime I post….)
Ok, so cute overload finally made me look up something – Philip Glass. And, come to find out, he’s from Baltimore! Go us!
I am going to use that knock knock joke the next time I see my choir director.
knock knock
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito bit me!
knock knock
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy bit me again!
@Theresa….AWESOME Philip Glass joke
Curled tongue in pic 2 has keeeled me.
Knock knock
Who’s There?
Tom Sawyer
Tom Sawyer who?
Tom saw yer underwear.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
General Lee
General Lee who?
Generally I do not enjoy knock knock jokes but the ones in CO are great!
Thank you, Theresa. Isn’t she great, folks? (Crowd roars approval, standing ovation, Theresa graciously receives immense bouquet of roses, gives crowd the Queen Elizabeth Wave)
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep! beep!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open. Why’d you knock?
Only a dolphin? Well, alright.
Why thank you Von Zep, and all my loyal subjects. Here I go, and all the people rejoice:
Here’s my fave, courtesy of M*A*S*H:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abe Lincoln.
Abe Lincoln who?
Don’t you know who I am?!?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thomas Jeferson.
Thomas Jefferson who?
Was Abe Lincoln just here?
Remember Theresa, it’s
Wrist-Wrist
Elbow-Elbow
hand never goes above the tiara.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
“Mad Cow”
Mad Cow who?
“Mooooooo mother****er, mooooo!”
or, slightly more family-friendly:
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita hug!
Thank you, Theresa, for the video of your modest progress from Buckingham Palace. I thought the coach a little. . . plain. Surely an important occasion calls for something a bit more elegant. Perhaps a 1976 Chrysler Cordoba, with the “soft Corinthian leather.”
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Zebra
Zebra who?
Ze Bra holds up Ze Boobs.
I told this this weekend. It was my favorite at like 6 y/o because I could say BEWBS! in a joke.
AH! What a lovely day on Cuteoverload!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Unite.
Unite who?
Unite a person, you call him sir.
VonZep, what Buckingham Palace? That was me, going from home to my subway stop.
@ Kar and Theresa
I always heard:
Elbow-Elbow
Wrist-Wrist
Touch your pearls, then blow a kiss!
I mean…what kind of royalty would you be without pearls….*shudders*
=)
Yep – my 11-year-old giggled herself silly!
THANKS CO!!!
Great knock-knock jokes! I don’t have a knock knock joke but this joke is kind of cute.
What’s brown and sticky?
(gee, I don’t know. What’s brown and sticky?)
A brown stick!!
*running and ducking from rotten vegetables filling the air*
*dies laughing*
At my house it always goes like this:
Knock, knock.
Me: Who’s th..
Dog: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF….
I wonder how many interrupting cows have simply left in frustration.
You guys forgot Interrupting Iguana, where you stick out your tongue.
For you nerdy types, there’s also interrupting coefficient of friction.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana wish you a spooky Halloween!
(Works for many special occasions: Iguana wish you a Merry Christmas, Happy Birthday, etc.)
Kristabelle,
one is a frenchbulldog and the other one is a pug
please visit the comic strip version of them on http://www.the-slyndicates.blogspot.com
Squeeeeee!
*groan*
Squeeeeee!
*groan*
Squeeeeee!
*groan*
Squeeeeee!
*groan*…
[ad infinitum]
Emily S,
I think that’s for Beauty Pageant Queens when they touch their sash like they don’t quite believe they’ve won.
I don’t think we need Princess Anne or Her Royal Highness blowing kisses like a bad Marilyn Monroe impersonator.
1) Madly Adorable doggy-woggies — could use a *Slobbery Tongue Enhancement Closeup*, tho !
2)Nice goofysillly k-k jokes ! Hooray for feeling 8 years old & not regretting it!
3) Theresa & VZ: tres elegante, Madame & Monsieur !!!! The Brits are so skilled at Pomp & Stuffiness, are they not?
(VZ, at this moment, are you still *pretty certain,* that you are a male hominid?
Last time we checked — during the Feetsball Discourse — you mentioned various possibilities but stated that you *were pretty sure* of the gender & species identification…If it has shifted, then, the ending to my #3 needs adjustment(s)) ….
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
There who?
What?
Well, if you want to know who this guy There is, you’ll have to give me some more details.
(I don’t think anyone’s done this one yet.)
(Def. one for the younger set. Anyway, nowhere near the luminosity of Lady Theresa.)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Gezundheit!
(Or “Bless you!”)
(Or “You’re sooooo good-looking!”)
shiny>> that one was BRILLIANT!!!
ehrm…
i was commenting on the one where the other person starts the joke.
HILARIOUS, that one!
@ Emily S.: Somehow, that sounds naughty when I read it. Some oddity of my brain, no doubt.
@Queen of Dork: My favourite dumb not-knock joke:
Q: What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
My favourite knock-knock:
A) Say, ‘Knock-knock’.
B) Knock-knock
A) Who’s there?
B) …
Oh, shiny beat me to it and I missed it on first scan. Still my fave though.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Salmon.
Salmon who?
Salmon enchanted evening.
(Especially effective when it immediately precedes the “Sam-and-Janet” version.)
Hilarious! Its like the dogs know your lookin. Love the jokes!
I dont know any knock knock jokes at the moment…
But my favorite is about a one eye parrot and pirate that I can never tell with a straight face.
Knock knock
Who’s here?
Wet.
Wet who?
Wet me in, it’s waining!
I swear I just made this one up … inspired by all of you …
Knock knock.
Who’s here?
Wurlitzer.
Wurlitzer who?
[Elvis voice] Wurlitzer one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, now go, cat, go …
Ya didnt pay ya loan now we need ta talk!
Of course were just ganna talk…
But we run a business…
And the boss aint happy
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther bunny!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep & run over the Esther bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry – the Esther bunny will be back next year!
Sorry, y’all … I’m apparently re-living my early childhood back in parochial school.
Thanks for making this dreary, cold, wet day brighter and full of laughter.
KNOCK, kNOCK.
WHO’S THERE?
GRACE.
GRACE WHO?
GRACE SKIES ARE GONNA CLEAR UP – PUT ON A HAPPY FACE!
@home and maggie’s mom
of course the whole thing:
Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Ether
Ether who?
Ether bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juan
Juan who?
Juan more ether bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stella
Stella who?
Stella nother ether bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin other Ether Bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Samoa
Samoa who?
Samoa Ether Bunnies.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beryl
Beryl who?
Beryl of ether bunnies.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey have to listen to any more ether bunny jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Consumption.
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about all these ether bunnies?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo “beep, beep”…run over all the ether bunnies.