Friday Haiku: Gotta Have My Pops!

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on October 23, 2009

Sweetness meets sweetness
Will your haiku stay crunchy
Even within milk?

rat

Dig ‘em, Megan G.  (No, wait, that’s Smacks.)

{ 99 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Caitlin 10.23.09 at 5:58 am

Awwww, cute ratty! What big ears!

2 Dora 10.23.09 at 6:02 am

Oh the injustice
All the delicious morsels
And I cannot swim!

~Dora D.

3 brinnann 10.23.09 at 6:05 am

A balanced breakfast
Requires breakfast balance
Too early for this

4 Von Zeppelin 10.23.09 at 6:06 am

Yes, of course it’s sweet
It’s high fructose corn syrup
Mother Nature’s best

5 Aquamarine 10.23.09 at 6:12 am

oh, you are all so good at this haiku business!!! i am so LMAO!

6 ButtaRumCake 10.23.09 at 6:14 am

Why is it that every time I read a ‘ku, I’m always a’countin’ to make sure it’s a’five-seven-five?

*sigh* I’m twisted….

7 Colonel Jenna 10.23.09 at 6:21 am

Bright eyes shining black
nose goes boldly to sweet treat
meal is best when shared

8 Stunbunny 10.23.09 at 6:23 am

“Honey…” she exclaimed.
“A rat’s eating my breakfast.”
“I’ll get him a spoon.” (that’s what he said!)

9 Saffron 10.23.09 at 6:26 am

Granola is bland
I prefer synthetic food
Pops or Cap’n Crunch!

10 Kathryn 10.23.09 at 6:32 am

Rat in mi kitchen
What Ima gonna do? I’m
gonna feex dat rat…

…a bowl of cereal, I’m gonna feex dat rat

With apologies to UB40.

11 Theo 10.23.09 at 6:41 am

I’m fairly certain
Haiku form is not about
“That’s what SHE said” gags

;) Stunbunny.

12 Katiedid 10.23.09 at 6:41 am

Yellow puffs of corn
Dancing in a bowl of milk
You all shall be mine

“Yes, eat up my food,”
Slinky cat lurks in the back,
Just waiting to pounce

13 LOLDemon 10.23.09 at 6:42 am

Bowl of tasty treats
Poses puzzle I can’t solve:
Do I eat or swim?

14 ceejoe 10.23.09 at 6:46 am

picture of twue wuv
peep and pet sharing a bowl
without fear of germs

15 Brie 10.23.09 at 7:15 am

You guys wrote some amazing haikus! (haiki?)
Whatever, you guys are good and that ratty is cute.

16 kittyadventures 10.23.09 at 7:16 am

Milky bowl of joy
It’s Sweeter than sweet , that’s sweet.
Two pals Breakfast treat

17 rodona 10.23.09 at 7:29 am

Mr. Rat check moat
after tossing Brush Man in.
Rats hate salesmen.

18 doggabone 10.23.09 at 7:34 am

@Theo: I say bonus points for anyone who works “that’s what she/he said” into a haiku.

It’s been said what’s said
Should not be “that’s what he said”
But by whose say-so?

[ :lol: - Ed.]

19 Sinick 10.23.09 at 7:35 am

Creme-de-la-creme Rat
Add bowl of milk and honey
Cute and crunchy nom!

20 Rachael 10.23.09 at 7:43 am

Yellow orbed goodness
Sweet delight for the senses
Ratty takes the plunge

The little guy/girl is uber adorabuhls! I would gladly share any meal with a creature of such discerning taste.

21 gizmo 10.23.09 at 7:49 am

Friends should share a meal
Eating together is fine
But this makes me ill

22 Birdcage 10.23.09 at 7:53 am

In Canada, pops
look different than US.
I say, why is that?

23 Suzanne 10.23.09 at 7:54 am

Nibble little mouse
who’s that eating at my house
Silly witch ~ breakfast!

24 Hon Glad 10.23.09 at 8:01 am

Is all this for me
Winter time will soon be here
A leaf softly falls

25 Momcat 10.23.09 at 8:10 am

Never thought I’d see
A rat I could think was cute.
This one changes me.

Rats eat high fructose
And other nuclear junk.
Still here, mere mortal!

26 Tygress22 10.23.09 at 8:13 am

You guys are the best
I needed you in High School.
Failed this assignment.

(that’s totally true too…lol)

27 metsakins 10.23.09 at 8:16 am

My poor kitteh Sol
no longer shares my breakfast
I now use soy milk.

but all is not lost
hubby still uses cow milk
Sol can share his bowl.

28 Julia 10.23.09 at 8:30 am

Sweet corn on my tongue
I can taste it now yum yum
Thank God for tip toes

29 brinnann 10.23.09 at 8:34 am

Just looked at the pic
Second time around, earsies
Are deadifying!

30 kittyadventures 10.23.09 at 8:36 am

Metsie LOL

31 ceejoe 10.23.09 at 8:54 am

metsakins – lol! same w my kitties – but no hubby to save them…

32 doggabone 10.23.09 at 9:03 am

@Hon Glad: Brilliant! :)

33 catloveschanel 10.23.09 at 9:10 am

Waiter, there’s a mouse
in my soup. I thought I said
chocolate fondue – EEK!

34 Lose That Girl 10.23.09 at 9:13 am

I’m not going to even try!!

[oh come on, that could be your second line, right there - Ed.]

35 brinnann 10.23.09 at 9:16 am

C’mon Lose That Girl. You can do it! I was afraid, too, at first. It’s easier than it looks.

36 Katrina 10.23.09 at 9:21 am

Rat has a sweet tooth
Rat likes his high fructose corn
Beady-eye-factor

37 Mamamclain 10.23.09 at 9:28 am

Yellow Corn Pops Are
In This Bowl When I Clearly Asked
For Pancakes This Morn

38 Mamamclain 10.23.09 at 9:28 am

Oh count fail on line two… doh!

39 Jenni S 10.23.09 at 9:33 am

Sweet little rodent
Cute but – a pet in my dish?
Break out the Lysol

40 Lisa 10.23.09 at 9:34 am

Mamamclain:

Yellow corn pops are
In this bowl. I clearly asked
for pancakes this morn.

41 Aquamarine 10.23.09 at 9:36 am

can haiku have two stanzas?

o sweet corn morsel
how can you be so tasty
and yet so poofy?

i fear once again
that bio-engineering
may have run amok

42 KittyAdventures 10.23.09 at 9:36 am

Corn pops for breakfast
oh what fun in my rat tum
Nibble slurp and crunch

43 Bryn Greenwood 10.23.09 at 9:38 am

Cute blond with big ears.
How much did I drink last night?
Breakfast awkwardness.

44 gizmo 10.23.09 at 9:50 am

Start the day off right
Milk and cereal are part
of a balanced meal

45 Laura 10.23.09 at 9:51 am

Reaching, yearning, rat
Tries to eat sweet cereal.
Noiscicle now wet.

46 Mamamclain 10.23.09 at 9:57 am

@ Lisa: Aha! Thanks…. Haiku is not my thing, Lime-ricks on the other hand, I can do well. I put the dash there cause I think I am funny….

ahem..

47 brinnann 10.23.09 at 10:00 am

Bryn had beer-goggles
That have now worn off in time
For the walk of shame.

48 paranoiagirl 10.23.09 at 10:05 am

Breakfast with rodent
“Silly human”, he mumbled
“Why so tall, table?”

49 MissKitty 10.23.09 at 10:13 am

Milk cold on toesies,
but noms look so delicious
Better just stretch. Ehn.

50 One Eyed Daruma 10.23.09 at 10:14 am

Can you see my tongue?
A tongue ‘hance would be awesome.
It’s totally true.

51 Heather in Oregon 10.23.09 at 10:22 am

awww, this rat reminds me of one who use to share my life. They make such sweet pets. She use to lick my hand all the time and she never ever took a nom, not even a teeny little one!

52 Theo 10.23.09 at 10:31 am

Iceberg! Right ahead!
No, a whole FLEET of icebergs!
Fetch Titanic Rat!

53 StormCat 10.23.09 at 10:35 am

Never understood how to create a Haiku, but you folks are just slaying me!!!

54 Meredith 10.23.09 at 10:39 am

Breakfast inspector!
Yes, everything seems good here.
A leeck for the road.

55 Theo 10.23.09 at 10:41 am

StormCat — 5 syllables first line, 7 in the second, 5 again in the third line. Try to make each line able to stand on its own. Maximum meaning, minimum verbiage. Oh, and if you want to be all traditional and poetic, try to include some sort of seasonal reference; I don’t usually bother.

56 KittyAdventures 10.23.09 at 10:47 am

@ Meredith ROFLMAO!!!111!!11111

57 victoreia 10.23.09 at 10:50 am

I’d try my hand at
haiku, but my mind is a
total blank. So there.

58 KrisD 10.23.09 at 11:06 am

Yellow pops of corms
Float like fallen leaves in milk
Golden rat DOES WANT!

59 gillian 10.23.09 at 11:10 am

no time for haikus til later……my public radio station needs my services
@birdcage -reason for different shaped pops has to do with 2 things:
1) type of corn hybrid used. we have alot of gmo’s in US sad to say.
2) type of “gun” corn is popped in (yes its called a gun).
its basically a steam jacketed pressure vessel which is pressurized and when
opened a drop in pressure occurs causing the steam inside kernel to flash and
expand, “puffing” the grain. same process for puffed wheat or corn. i know, tmi…….

60 Rachel 10.23.09 at 11:14 am

Yay for ratties! This site needs more. :D

61 Mary (the first) 10.23.09 at 11:28 am

Rat tastes corn pops, milk.
A tad bland. Something’s missing.
Maybe it needs salt?

(see, cuz ye’r s’posed ta include a seasonal reference, and all…..)

[ :lol: That actually took me a second. *groan* :P - Ed.]

62 emily rachel 10.23.09 at 11:59 am

kellog’s new corn pops
ninety-five percent starched corn
hundred percent fun

63 Rachael 10.23.09 at 12:07 pm

Somebody just shoot me. I had to read Mary (the first)’s haiku 5 times before I figured out the “seasonal” reference. Really, I’m just too stupid to live this late on a Friday afternoon. :D

64 Loris 10.23.09 at 12:08 pm

I do not get up
For less than five thousand.
Puffs?! Oh, OK then!

65 Loris 10.23.09 at 12:10 pm

The green painted leaf
Makes it look so nutritious.
The rat is not fooled.

66 Sprock 10.23.09 at 12:10 pm

Partially hydrog-
enated vegetable oil,
yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.

[Oh for pete squeaks THIS IS NOT A HAIKU :P (LOL!) - Ed.]

67 gillian 10.23.09 at 12:14 pm

Rachel, oh Rachel….
Dont be so hard on yourself!
Its just *Pop* culture

68 beardediris 10.23.09 at 12:15 pm

Food taster for king.
Prevents poison coup d’etat.
Oh la la! Here goes.

69 Suzanne 10.23.09 at 12:20 pm

@Sprock – too, too, too funny! BRILLIANT! Even if Ed says no…although the “pete squeak” gets a giggle.

@Mary…also too, too, too funny!

70 Aquamarine 10.23.09 at 12:23 pm

@beardideris: GOOD!!!!! :-D

71 hrhsqueak 10.23.09 at 12:35 pm

All this is for me?
Sweet crunchy corn pops *and* milk?
Beady gratefulness.

[Y'know "gratitude" also works ;) - Ed.]

72 Pear3 10.23.09 at 12:49 pm

It’s alright Rachael
I had to read it ten times
Before I got it

73 skippymom 10.23.09 at 12:51 pm

Okay, I don’t get Mary’s seasonal reference at all. Either I’m not trying hard enough, I’m trying too hard, or I’m just out of it. Sigh.

74 KittyAdventures 10.23.09 at 12:58 pm

@ Skippy Mom Sal is a season… get it??? hehehe

75 chloebean 10.23.09 at 1:15 pm

Sweet little ratty
Share some cereal with me
But I might squeeze you

76 skippymom 10.23.09 at 1:19 pm

Oh. It’s a seasoning reference. Never would have gotten there. Thanks, Kitty.

77 Kiragirl 10.23.09 at 1:25 pm

After sharing some
delicious breakfast nuggets,
let’s spoon together.

78 KittyAdventures 10.23.09 at 1:25 pm

I am immpressed you got it even with my typos LOL.

79 Kiragirl 10.23.09 at 1:30 pm

@Jennie, too funny, That is definitely the first time I’ve read the line “Break out the Lysol” in a haiku LOLOLOL

80 skippymom 10.23.09 at 1:31 pm

Well, it taked me a minoot even after I read your splanation, K.

81 darkshines 10.23.09 at 1:32 pm

Mmmm, I love moo juice,
AND sweet cereal too?!
I must have been good! :D

82 Kiragirl 10.23.09 at 1:38 pm

Season reference
also took me a minute
I’ve taken a fall

83 Pear3 10.23.09 at 2:01 pm

Mary (the first) is
Too sharp for our Friday heads
We need some corn pops

84 Shadowtiger 10.23.09 at 2:43 pm

Corn Pops in a bowl on the table,
Along comes a rat with eyes sable,
“A treat I can munch?
I’ll have it for lunch!
I’d like you to share if you’re able.”

Whiskers a-quiver.
Cute rodent nomming beckwiss.
Milk like winter dawn.

85 Mary (the first) 10.23.09 at 2:54 pm

OMG, my ‘ku
Has caused comments! I’m Honored!
And glad! (but not Glad)

86 Happycat 10.23.09 at 3:07 pm

Mary the First FTW!
salt…seasonal…hahaha (yeah, it took me ages to get it, too)…Friday afternoons and my brain is drained.

Lucky little rat
eats his high charging breakfast
Gonna crash later!

87 Gigi 10.23.09 at 4:39 pm

@ Mary (the first) A haiku with a pun in it… I’m in heaven!

88 Mary (the first) 10.23.09 at 4:43 pm

@Gigi: “is this heaven?” “no, it’s.. cute overload!”

[well it ain't Nebraska ;) - Ed.]

89 SusaninMI 10.23.09 at 7:01 pm

Do my eyes deceive?
The land of milk and honey!
Humans make great friends . . .

90 kibblenibble 10.23.09 at 7:05 pm

CO folks’ haikus
creative and humorous
make this lady’s day

91 Jessy 10.23.09 at 8:30 pm

Bounteous breakfast,
Buoyant Pops in milk, a rat’s
Cornucopia.

92 pipegeek 10.23.09 at 11:29 pm

flattened dumbo ears
highlight nomming rattie face
you now have the plague

93 Patti 10.24.09 at 12:58 am

“I have gift for you
Gift is pretty golden rat”
that is what he said !!

Will that do – I hope it is acceptable – did not someone want a “that is what he said” in a Haiku, I live the other side the pond (UK) and I love cute overload.
I write haiku – often – sometimes they help to sort out problemos.
**gets up faces west and makes lovely Japanese BOW – Oh SO**

94 binky-mama 10.24.09 at 2:01 am

Oh dear lord help meh….that looks like dumbo rat….aaaaaaand my heart is in a puddle. Sorry, I fail at haiku.

95 Nucleus 10.24.09 at 3:28 am

Here I was, looking
At a wombat in a box
I could have seen rat!!

96 Vanessa 10.24.09 at 5:57 am

You’re all brilliant!

97 andrea b. 10.24.09 at 8:50 am

Well loved rat, here – eat.
Corn pops in cream. You see?
See how I love you?

98 andrea b. 10.24.09 at 8:51 am

oops! missed a sylabobble:

Well loved rat, here – eat.
Corn pops in cream. You see now?
See how I love you?

99 Katharine 10.24.09 at 10:38 am

You wow editor.
Your haiku so erudite.
Cute has no season.

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