Caturday. The last word.

And finally tonight, here’s what your cats are really thinking when you’re yakking at them all baby-talk-like:

You’ll remember this famous translator from “Two Cats Talking” right Neil F.?

49 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Kate says:

    Awww I LOVE this!!! My cats probably do the same thing!

  2. Stephanie says:

    Hahahaha…awesome!

  3. Anne says:

    Hahaha…. best bit is the comment about YouTube….

  4. thepetmuseum says:

    That was hilarious.
    I get the disgusted huffy noises from one of the fur tribe already though…

  5. Resriechan says:

    Generally I’m annoyed by characters that are all “Whateverrrrrr”.

    But the cutesy (guy?) & the “I’m only doing this for liver & catnip” voice?
    This actually runs some competition w/ the Simonscat “Let me in” & “Catmando”
    for the funniest & most-true cat representation ever on CuteOverload. And, for my sense of humor, THAT’s sayin’ a LOT. So’s the cat.

    Bravo!!! Bravo!! Author !!! Author!!!!

    Signed,
    “The crowd goes wild (RRRRROarrrrrrrrr!)”

  6. Queen of Dork says:

    Resriechan: (say in Beavus and Butthead voice) hehe..she said Liver. (yum) :)

  7. Resriechan says:

    Hi Beavis!! Didn’t know you’d be awake. Believe it or not, I’m so dorky that I know the names B&B & I know that they’re sarcastic cartoon figures…..but I’ve never watched a show since to me they seem snide, which isn’t the *type of sarcasm* that I enjoy????? That sounds so snooty, doesn’t it. Ah well.

    Are you recuperated & how is Julia Childs doing today? Didja see my philosophy question about Julia Childs & your song du jour “Brick House” (think it’s under the Moth link…)??

  8. Queen of Dork says:

    Hi Res!

    B&B is a stupidly hiliarious show! Total stupa. I’ll look for your moth link comment. and btw…Julia Child ROCKS!

  9. Kar says:

    Poor kitty. Not only does his master deserve a gift in his loafers, he also deserves major grief for the blue toenails. Doesn’t even match his slacks.

  10. Kar says:

    Here’s the original if you haven’t already seen it.

    I love the little undercurrent purr.

  11. Kar says:

    Dang it, my html skills have faded. Here’s the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2ZZeetWiZM

  12. Resriechan says:

    Alternative Caption:

    “We are Cat and We are NOT Amused”.

  13. Kallisto says:

    So, so true. I like this.

  14. Poohbear says:

    HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA !!! *pant pant, wipes tear*
    Thank you Meeeegggg !!!! Too funny. You just know that this is EXACTLY what he’s thinking. I’ve known cats like that.

  15. earlybird1 says:

    LOVE IT! The timing of the voice-over is perfect! LOL!

  16. Rachael says:

    Purrrrrrrrrrfect! :D

  17. I was waiting for that cat to rip out the throat of its owner.

  18. Chilliepie says:

    I will bet you a million dollars that’s exactly wat my cat thinks. i luved the part with youtube! :p

  19. kas says:

    that was so funny … made me laugh out loud

  20. DogEared says:

    hahahahahaha…soooo true! and so cute.

  21. AmyJ says:

    Awesome awesome! Love the bored, reluctant “I am” response.

    And Kar, are those blue toenails? If so I’m relieved. I thought it was blackened from some nasty accident or something.

  22. Gigi says:

    I watched it first ting in the morning after feeding my cats, now I’m wondering what they were saying to me wile I was preparing the food. Maybe better I don’t know hey?

  23. Jezebel says:

    Give that cat a steak!

  24. yotan says:

    Love it, very well done.

  25. Hehehehe Poor Kitty..

  26. LisaL says:

    Lol, that was fantastic

  27. metsakins says:

    I am…. best. line. evah.

    (Wonders what solomon was thinking during our who’s the cutest cat in the world discussion this morning? Probably better off I don’t know.)

  28. kibblenibble says:

    Hiss-terical. What a gorgeous kitteh is Jupiter!

  29. Resriechan says:

    “And the Academy Award for Most Nonplussed Cat, for the year 2009, goes to …..”

  30. Emily says:

    Utterly fabulous! There is some major creative genius in the world!

  31. Theo says:

    [mumbled] “You better not put this on YouTube…” :lol:

  32. J. says:

    @Lose That Girl: YUP. :-)

  33. tattingchic says:

    That is hilarious! Cats probably do think that exact thing when we’re getting all mushy with ‘em! LOL!

  34. Paunchie says:

    who’s my kitty? who’s my kitty??!!

    sigh, I am (annoyed voice)

    LOLOL

  35. Paunchie says:

    Jupie!! (maa maa maa!)

  36. Amanda says:

    I love Jupie! This was cute but I love the original much better. Jupie Jue is the best.

  37. pitkat says:

    Oh, that was effing HILARIOUS!!!!!!

  38. lvsidahi says:

    That was so like my sister’s cat! So cute an funny! Adorable!

  39. Blondie says:

    I don’t care who you are, that right there is funny!

    My little girl is just like that, except she starts using expletives after about 15 sec.

  40. Teresa says:

    GIGGLE :lol: You tell him, kitty :lol:

  41. January says:

    Most excellent…I always knew he was thinking these things.

  42. claudia says:

    that is soooooooo funny thanks for the laff

  43. Jiffknee says:

    Oh, goodie. I know have hot tea in my sinus cavities . . . I mean, I’m all for a Neti Pot nasal wash, but at work?

    And the coworkers are looking at me like I’m a nutbar (again).

    Hee-larry-us.

  44. Jiffknee says:

    Doh! Now, not know.

    What can I say. It’s Monday

  45. Resriechan says:

    @ Jiffnee: if ‘t helps at all, in some locations, your Monday (YIKES) is almost over……Endurance.

  46. mfar says:

    MORE, please – I want MORE translations. This is utterly genius!

  47. Stephie says:

    Haha this is so funny! I love it.

  48. Resriechan says:

    “Hey you GUY-UYZZZZZZ!!”

    sometime yesterday I checked out this item’s spot @ Youtube website and as of that moment, (not sure, whether the CO hits are tabulated within this # or our hits are in addition to this #) they showed over 850,000 hits on this ornery but patient white furry fellow.

    Signed,
    (annoyed) “I am.”
    (resigned sigh).

  49. Nyaong says:

    I just love it!!!!!
    especially the part mentioning “Youtu*e” hahahaha