Concerned citizens! Beware the growing scourge of our nation’s kitties: Pot addiction. This desperate craving plunges innocent kitties into a nightmare of depravity, squandering their youth in so-called “pot parties.” Parents, does your kitty have a pot habit? Look for these warning signs:
- Preference for squeezing into round spaces instead of boxes;
- Furtively reading gardening magazines;
- An involuntary twitching at the words mulch, sphagnum, and photosynthesis.
Our thanks to upstanding citizen Leany A.