On this day, in late August of 2007, today, the 31st, which is definitely today, something else happened. This is not that story.
Caked and wrinkly, turtle ‘tocks
Crinkly, crusty turtle ‘tocks
Rumpled, puckered turtle ‘tocks
Ridged, and dimpled, turtle ‘tocks.
Furrowed, folded, crumpled, crusty-tacular, Cheryl H.