Stoic sentinels
See the long and short of it
Haiku their vision
Choo lookin’ at me, Kayla C.?
Friday Haiku: What’choo Lookin’ At?
October 9, 2009 By
Stoic sentinels
See the long and short of it
Haiku their vision
Choo lookin’ at me, Kayla C.?
Obviously they pose in homage to The Police’s breakthrough first album (well woof digging up, folks)!
With apologies to the Beatles….
Making memories,
Three of us riding nowhere.
On…our…way…back…home.
I’m with the pug.
Hi! I’m Larry.
This is my brother Darryl,
and my other brother Darryl.
Let’s rock & roll.
such beautiful dogs! i like how the pug looks the complete opposite direction XP
Funny!
Love it!
I wanna tailgate with these guy! Cuties!
dawgpup
I always though pugs had to look at every thing at right angles.
HUSKY is beautiful. Looks so soft. I’ll take that one…
Can they talk? The dark grey one looks like the old guy, the pug is the boss, and husky is the tried and true get the job done. Making a movie…Just noticed the hello kitty in the next car…bet they wouldnt allow that in their car! LOL
Three superheroes
Saving the world from evil
Look out, bad doers
The guards stand alert,
Watching for Hello Kitty.
Fail, guys. Epic fail.
@Blondie…AWESOME.
Costco superstore.
A case of dogs can be bought.
Variety pack.
Sorry about double post, but I just noticed the Hello Kitty headrest in the car next to the doggies. OMG, I want one for my car!
It’s those goodfellas
Joe Pesci in the middle
Funny like a clown
Tailgating is fun
When SOMEONE remembers keg!
Take the hint Pug-O!
Dog trio weak link
Reveals ignorance when he
Cant tell left from right
Theo stole my words
Right from under these doggies
Lick his kneecaps boys
Pug: the Godfather.
“Dese are my ‘associates’–
Mad Dog and Knuckles.”
Crowded husky says:
Next time we’re taking my car
To the tailgate bash.
Patiently we wait for you
We wilt in the hot summer sunshine
Can treats be far away
Where are our owners?
Should we make a run for it?
Nah, who would feed us?
That “husky” looks like a Malamute to me.
5-7-5, people.
Pug goes his own way
Doesn’t follow all the trends
Hangin’ with his buds
Dyslexic pug can’t
understand sign says “Look Left”
Always ruins shot
the dawgs can’t help it
pug says he’s above all this
whatever, Peewee
We’re on the alert
Always ready to fight crime…
“Look guys! A seagull!”
Tailgating today
No on cares about the game
It’s all about FOOD!
No junk in this trunk
Three purebred dogs want to know
“Where is our limo?”
SQUIRREL!
Two from Men in Black
Guard the Cosmic Emperor.
Where’s my sunglasses?
Carpooling canines.
Malamute says to the pug,
“It’s your turn to drive.”
It’s Octoberfest!
They smell bratwurst on the grill;
goes well with good beer.
That’s a malamute. More massive and floofy than a husky.
“How you doin’, babe?”
Can’t wolfwhistle with dog lips
Pug checks out Kitty
Cross country road trip:
Dawgs will guard the chuckwagon.
Kittehs not welcome.
It almost looks like a Mal / Collie mix, how great would that be?
Foxy bitch at 10 o’clock
Shake that tail baby
Pug only reads digital
[That's 7-5-7, silly. - Ed.]
Privacy Tail fail
Photoshop recovery
click for large version
don’t miss the background
innovative theft-proofing
are airbags branded?
I’ll ask one more time
Give my bones and squeaky toys
Or go for a ride?
What is it about
this picture? Sunny car plus
cute pups equals mob?
Li’l Orphan Puggy
Says “Bye Mrs. Cattigan,
Going to my new home.”
Heads turned away
Grace and Daddy Warbucks shun
Hard Knock Life she leaves.
dubya tee eff, Metz
I don’t see no redheads here
Irish Setter time?
Artistic License
Needed another angle
was bored with mobsters.
But is creepy now
what with that bonus picture
Run Orphan Puggy!
Hangin’ with the boys
Little trevor never got
First dibs on the girls
No poetry here, just an observation.
That is a tiny car for big dogs…must get really cozy with the hatch closed and the person driving.
Malamute bad breath,
Gaseous mastiff. The pug says,
“getting my own car.”
Famous pug poses
As bodyguards watch the crowd
No autographs please
Shake that tail baby
Foxy bitch at 10 o’clock
Pug reads digital
[Ed., fixed it!]
[OK, that works. Heh. - Ed.]
Pug taunts the bullies
Come git me now ya bitches
Meet my leetle frenz!
@Sprock…Hee-lair-ee-ous!
Pug looks photoshopped.
Pixels just don’t seem quite right.
What’s he doing there?
Not the pug, SkipMom.
Don’t think about it too much.
Dum de doot de doooo…
Theo: just reread your comment 40, clicked and–Oh. Giggle, snort.
[Word. - Ed.]
(But I still think the pug looks sort of like he/she is superimposed on the picture.)
Best I can do (which is not really all that good, but I have to try)…
Three dogs in the back
Seeing diff’rent perspectives
Pug has stunted growth
I vote for Blondie for the win (comment #4)
Classic goofball characters/ slightly obscure TV references. + out of Larry, Darryl & Darry, I believe only Larry EVER spoke. There MIGHT have been some moment when unexpectedly one of the Darryls spoke, but I can’t quite get the answer to that, focussed in my mind today & cannot do the research just now. (sorry folks; je n’ai pas le temps aujourd’hui pour faire d’Haiku & compter les syllabes !!! Je m’excuse, s’il vous plait. Merci.)
Peace, grooviness (or goofiness, if you so prefer !) & Tailgate parties to all.
Who let the dogs out?
Pugsy Malone and da boys
Now what’s it to you?
Never mind the dogs
That Hello Kitty pillow;
Can it be for real?
Should we dis-em-BARK?
Get it? BARK, but like, you know…
We dont know you, dude.
Canines watch tennis
While some enjoy a good game
Others look for snacks
Smiling huskie mix.
Pug with splayed toes. Stern boxer.
Sunshine. Life is good!!
hmm.. tried to do my haiku before reading comments so I wouldn’t be influenced and now I discover that I might have two of those puppers misidentified…I will try again…
Smiling Malamute.
Pug with splayed toes. Stern mastiff.
Sunshine. Life is good!!
that looks like my friends pug
Three innocent dogs
Secretly one of them says
“How YOU doin’, babe?”
[Based on stealth pic]
Well you know, they’re dogs.
I mean what ya gonna do,
move to the White House?
Theo, the gentleman
is as funny as NOMTOM
in his Theo way
[We go way back.
- Ed.]
matchingks on pug and mastiff collars! I bet the owner made them!
@Blondie & Leslie, OMG, Larry, Darryl and DarrylQ My mom and I used to scream laughing at them– my grandma hated it. And she hated it more because we laughed so much, and we used to laugh harder because she hated it so much.
Good times!
floofy, jowl-y, short.
3 friends sit in a hatch-back
watching time go by.
I LOVED that show, and that was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the picture. So my haiku was more of a 4-7-8… My apologies to the true poets out there.
BTW – the Darryl’s talked in only one episode that I know of, and it was the final one.
Three dogs in the Hood
Looking all around for babes
Chillin in the trunk
Omg they are so cuteeeeeeeeeeeee the malamute is beautifull at first look from the distance i tough he was a Collie lol love the dislexic pug lol
Would prefer to be
Carried on a palanquin
But this will suffice
[Ooh, good word.
- Ed.]
Wouldn’t a dyslexic pug be a gup?
gup! *snort!*
hey whatever happened to Reality Challenged Friday ? Alternate Reality Friday? Whatever it was called.
It was called Reality-Casual Friday.
I dunno; peeps have been pretty happy with haiku, lately.
Husky-Collie Mix,
Neapolitan Mastiff,
and a Pug look left.
Forget about the dogs, people. i think what really matters is that awesome hello kitty headrest cover in the top left corner.
I… I can’t forget.
The dogs are always with me.
I’m sorry, I… *SOB*
Watchin’ Girls Go By
Me-Oh-My A Lovely Way To Spend
An After-no-oon
*this one is to draw out those who are willing to not only date themselves (heh) but also willing to out themselves as 70′s/80′s country music listeners.*
*(note song has been modified to fit Haiku form)*
carp! wayyy to many syllables in that 2nd line!
what teh heck was I thinking?
(oh, yeah, um nevermind)
This is what happens
when you mess with a classic
I’m sorry Ronnie.
Watchin’ girls go by
me-oh-my lovely way to
spend an afternoon
Theresa:
Are all of your personal memories, so wrapped up in focussing on the inclusion of everyone’s approval in the family? Wow. You were surely some self-effacing & codependent folks !!
(Was grandma pretty much of a judgemental grumpy jerk at all times? or was it just, about that TV show specifically?)
And also Theresa (sp? sp?) # 26 BWA HA & furthermore, HA.
Please feel free to contact me if any clarification is required.
Thank you for your assistance in these matters.
Signed,
Your Humble Servant
Blondie: That was such a good show. Remember the episode where Stephanie was getting ready to wash a turkey with soap?
3 snorgling opportunities
I’ll have one scoop of vanilla Husky-Collie mix and one chocolate Mastiff, please. Oh, shoot. I forgot to tell them to hold the pug. I really don’t like the way they taste. I guess I could just give it to someone else. Whose idea was it to use them to top off a sundae, anyway?
Three dogs sit in yellow car
Some dogs look right, others left
And some look both ways.
3 dogs and a (hello) kitty
XD in the car beside it on the seat thing :]