Cute Overload :D
You can never go wrong with a nice shot from the Sears Portrait Studio…
I can’t wait to see what they do for Easter, Alex R.
I call matchingks! Collars and toy!
They’re so lovey that even the pillow behind them smooshed in the shape of a heart! Awwwwwwwwwwwww!
D’awwwww. Them thinks them still tiny pupses.
(HELP – BRAIN MELTING)
Te-heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…the crooked smile of the guy in the right reminds me of my own dog, to whom i always say “Baron you need braces.”!
Hello o o o o o o o [echos]
Is there anybody out there ere ere ere ere [echos]
My uncle had a sandy coloured Labrador called Kim, someone said to my Uncle “your dog really likes beer, does he, said my Uncle” he then found out that Kim would go walkies to the local pub.
Prongs – love the hover text
Their noses remind of the dark snout on a piggy from another post. These two are such cuddle buddies! Their chew toy even matches their matching collars! Awwwwwwwwww.
“Now smile boys!” :-D
Except for the fact that they look like siblings, they almost have that “busted making out in the basement” thing going. “Dim all the lights sweet darlin’, ’cause tonight it’s you and me…”
I like the matching underbites here. Awkward family photos, anyone?
Hovertext cracked me UP. lolol
One of my dogs has a pretty serious overbite and one has a moderate underbite. I can’t decide which is cuter but I’m a big fan of doggy dental irregularities in general. The possibilities for facial expressions are almost endless.
One thing I do know: if these labs ever get tired of “making out” with each other, I’ll grab my pucker and be there in a heartbeat to fill in. Such beautiful faces!!!!
The adorabuhlness of this is making me woozy.
I’m still trying to figure out whose limbs are where. For the dog on the right, where are her hind legs ?!?
the hovertext, it kills me ded.
The hovertext was great.
Jimi Hendrix comes to mind, “SCUSE ME, while I kiss this guy”
The color coordinated bow’s supposed to go on top of the head or on the ears.
Not the butt.
Very honkable nosicles!
You guys now running a puppy porn shop?
Is it just me or do those two labs look like they were caught in the act?
(Okay, maybe it’s just me.)
The one on the right looks like my late friend Phil Carey, and the one on the left looks like his wife, Helen.
and brave people, to have white furniture in a doggeh-household!
The front leg of the pup on the left which is draped between the front paws and across the flank of the pup on the right… do you see a paw? It looks like it’s a peg leg.
I don’t know what I’m looking at here.
But cute puppehs!
Ummmm, catloveschanel, Jimi H was excusing himself to kiss the SKY. Or was yours a joke and I’m being a jerk?
Love the pups, who even when caught, don’t seem inclined to move an inch! ;-)
All you need is the cat making himself comfortable on top of the pile. No kneeding needed. He piled the puppies exactly the way he wanted to.
Altho that does add a twist to the p0rn thought…)
that’s hilarious… looks like they were caught mid-fighty-bitey when someone yelled “photoshoot!” and they got their fake smiles on.
also, catloveschanel… I think Jimi was saying “kiss the sky” not “kiss this guy”. Right??
@Sher, catloveschanel was referring to a classic “misheard lyric”.
You can take a look at http://www.kissthisguy.com for more.
I suppose the blue thing by the dog on the left’s butt could be mistaken for a vibrator..but thats just me. =)
@skippymom: My favorite has always been “There’s a bathroom on the right.”
okay, can someone tell me where is the left hind footsie of the kewtsie on the right? this is like looking at a doggie escher…..i see his haunch but no paw….i am tres confoos……
Babs: I am very fond, for obvious reasons, of the story about the college professor who thought the refrain of “Give Peace A Chance” was “Oh, we are sailing with Skippy the cat”.
The problem is that once someone tells you about that misheard lyric (or other classics like “Theeeere’s a bathroom on the right”), you’ll hear it that way for the rest of your life…
Add me to the list of fans of the hovertext!
See, skippymom, that’s exactly what I mean! That’s an awesome one.
Thanks for the link skippymom. Totally within the realm of what I’d expect Jimmi to do, actually. Misheard or not? Discuss. ;-)
I believe the legend goes that on occasion Mr. Hendrix did in fact sing the alternate version, just to mess with people’s heads.
[Heck, it's what I'd do. Y'know, if I could shred on an upside-down axe. - Ed.]
When I was little, I thought the lyrics were “stuck in an old tire again.” Mostly because I’d never heard of Lodi.
I’m sure you all are familiar with The Clash’s song, Lock the Cat Box. “Charlene gimme latte! Lock the cat box, lock the cat box…” Or Foriegner’s Cat Box Hero.
Lock the cat box! Great! (Except, when I was young and we used to dance to that, we hadn’t yet heard of “latte” ha ha.)
Lock the Cat Box! That’s funny. Glad there are so many Jimi-lovers here!
Misheard lyrics are also known as “mondegreens.”
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Resriechan, have you seen the bumper sticker that says “Visualize Whirled Peas”?
Sailing with Skippy the Cat! hahaha! good one.
I guess the right one is sitting on her back legs, sure does look odd though. Where are your legs girl??!!
Off course there’s the classic Elton John lyric: Don’t let your son go down on me….
GIGI!! lol naughty!!
Gigi, that is one of my favs!! Do you know “Big Ol’ Jed had a light on?”
Gigi! Lol, I never heard that one
@ Robin Harper, yes love that one, and the Beatle’s Lucy’s in a fight with Linus.
Oh, that’s good, I never heard that one! HOW do I get a cool little code name like everybody else? :-)
Ok, I’ve never heard of the Lucy’s in a fight with Linus one. As for the doglets, they were definitely “caught in the act”. Clearly. That is a guilty look if ever I saw one. Times 2.
At Christmastime my father used to sing, “Check the b*lls on a long-haired collie”. OK, that one was not actually a case of mishearing.
@ Robin Harper: All ya gotta do is go down to the same “Leave a Comment” box & just under the Name box, make a different clever name there but still in the email box below it needs a real email (prob your same email will let you change the name in the first box. Just change how your “Name” box reads, before posting your next comment !!! Have fun & enjoy silliness/ fluffiness/ cuteness;….
there are lots of folks here who use either literary or music or grammatical errors as part of their name. Often there are multiples of a basic first name; thus the CO “Not that Mike, the Other Mike” !!!! There actually is, in addition to Meg who runs CO, there is also a Meg (the other one) !!!
OK must submit my fav scrambled lyrics:
“Precious and few are the moments we toucans’ share”
and “After all the whooey we been through”
Thank you, Resriechan! Now can you guess who I am?? MMuuuoooohhaahaahhaaa! (evil laughter)
Unfortunately this is the cutest/cleverest thing I can come up with at the moment…pretty weak….
Privacy chew toy?
Check out Dave Barry’s Book of Bad Songs for a great section on misheard lyrics. Or just check out the whole book, period. It’s awesome.
They look like my (late) sister’s dogs Ladderbelly and Wasichu.
My brother was very fond of the Rolling Stones’ “I’ll Never be Your Pizza Burger.”
I thought it was “I’ll never be your pizza burnin’” ;)
LOVE the matching toy and collars. My sweet golden has the same bone in Orange and it is certainly NOT a vibrator! :P
The Billy Dean song, “We Just Disagree”? I used to hear it as “There’s only you and me, and preachers disagree.”
Then there was “Ghost spiders in the sky.”
@ Aquamarine :
“Why yes, yes, I can” and “You’re welcome; glad that it were useful!!”
Guess my mom managed to get SOMETHING useful outta me after all….
Hope you’re having a “Golden” day (get it? the dawgs here ‘r G. Retrievers; golden day, etc, etc & so forth & so on & etc…..okay, yewgitthapoint.)
My all time fave was the Doors’ classic: “Hello, I love you, let me jump in your gown.”
Love the chew toy on the dog’s butt. So dog-like.
Upon closer inspection, I do believe that one on the left has her upper lip curled under. I do like the look of that on a dog.
I’ve always liked Alanis Morrisette’s “It’s not fair to deny me, of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me, you, you, you, oughta know!” My son, (aged 7) came up with that one.
Aquamarine: Your very, scary, evil laughter scared me! And cracked me up!!!
Couples-in-their-barefeet shots are such a cliche. These two do it as well as any I’ve seen, however.
I never liked Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit until I read about a guy who thought the lyric “I feel stupid / And contagious” was “I’ve got soup, it’s / In containers”. That makes the whole song.
[bwAAAAAHAHAHHHAHA*snork*gasp*AHAHAHAHAAAAaaa... - Ed.]
@ QoD :
(about to “hit tha’ hay, ‘cuz today was just TOO exciting for me (literally; emotionally. exh…..email me elsewhere :); I am monitoring it; nightynightyzzzzzzzz love moi)
when i was little i asked my mom who Aunt Chelsea was, because in all the christmas songs it says “in Aunt Chelsea’s stable”. i didn’t know it was latin…
They have more legs than a bucket of chicken !
I am the lord of the darned seatee = I am the lord of the dance, said he.
This just makes me want another yellow lab. I thought I was content with just the one but oh how they look in PAIRS!!!!
P.S it’s not an over bite. My girl does the same thing with her lips. It’s like she sucks her lip in sometimes. It’s cute as heck. I think it adds character :)
Ahhhh. They look so smoooooth…. **snorgles their smooth white bellies**
And look how all their paws are entertwined!! :)
And of course there was that poor girl in “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds”: “The girl with colitis goes by.” :mrgreen:
@ Theresa, best one yet! LOL
@ puppies, so much to snorgle. So little time…
Pale doggie faces with black licorice nosies = instant ded from squee.
Speaking of Christmas carols, I think my favorite is the song about Round John Virgin.
mems13, my dog does this too! his lips get stuck up in the weirdest positions. Sometimes it looks like he’s snarling when he’s just laying on the couch because of it.
Love this pic! I wish my beagle would cuddle with my mom’s lab, he’s anti social though.
My favorite misheard lyric is probably “rockin’ the cat box”
Resriechan: I hope you had a golden day too, although it’s too late to RETRIEVE it, now that it’s gone…..sorry, didn’t mean to PUNish you like that…..okay, I’ll stop now….this thread is so yesterday….on to piggie tocks!
Gorgeous labs. I am still chuckling at the “modesty bone”.
[Funny you should mention... - Ed.]
Kat, I know! Hehe I tell her to stop giving me lip when she does it. Interestingly enough, we have a beagle too. Well, he is more my husbands dog. They (my lab and the beagle) love to cuddle, but when we go to the dog park the beagle is pretty anti social as well where as my girl is a social butterfly. I wonder if it’s a breed thing? I don’t know too many beagle owners…
One of my personal favs, that my dad used to sing, “secret asian man, secret asian man; they’ve given you a number, but taken away your name…”
“There might be a little dust on the bible
But don’t let it fool ya about what’s inside
There might be a little dust on the bible
It’s one of those things that gets sweeter with time.”
I had no idea it was ‘dust on the BOTTLE’ until I was singing it out loud and someone corrected me. D’oh!
[I'm not familiar with the song -- either version -- but this is pretty funny. - Ed.]
@Padfoot…. Re.: #81 (above)
Wait — Did you say “modesty bone”????? I only just got that one