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You can never go wrong with a nice shot from the Sears Portrait Studio…

A nice soft, filtered light will do wonders; these two are actually raccoons.

I can’t wait to see what they do for Easter, Alex R.

85 comments … read them below or add one

  1. sunnymum says:

    I call matchingks! Collars and toy!

  2. sunnymum says:

    They’re so lovey that even the pillow behind them smooshed in the shape of a heart! Awwwwwwwwwwwww!

  3. Theo says:

    D’awwwww. Them thinks them still tiny pupses.

    (HELP – BRAIN MELTING)

  4. Beauty_Without_Cruelty says:

    Te-heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…the crooked smile of the guy in the right reminds me of my own dog, to whom i always say “Baron you need braces.”!

  5. sunnymum says:

    Hello o o o o o o o [echos]
    Is there anybody out there ere ere ere ere [echos]

  6. sunnymum says:

    Whew!

  7. Hon Glad says:

    My uncle had a sandy coloured Labrador called Kim, someone said to my Uncle “your dog really likes beer, does he, said my Uncle” he then found out that Kim would go walkies to the local pub.

    Prongs – love the hover text

  8. Queen of Dork says:

    Their noses remind of the dark snout on a piggy from another post. These two are such cuddle buddies! Their chew toy even matches their matching collars! Awwwwwwwwww.

  9. Katiedid says:

    LOL..
    “Now smile boys!” :-D

  10. Andi from NC says:

    Except for the fact that they look like siblings, they almost have that “busted making out in the basement” thing going. “Dim all the lights sweet darlin’, ’cause tonight it’s you and me…”

  11. Courtney S. says:

    I like the matching underbites here. Awkward family photos, anyone?

  12. marthava says:

    Hovertext cracked me UP. lolol

  13. Rachael says:

    One of my dogs has a pretty serious overbite and one has a moderate underbite. I can’t decide which is cuter but I’m a big fan of doggy dental irregularities in general. The possibilities for facial expressions are almost endless.

    One thing I do know: if these labs ever get tired of “making out” with each other, I’ll grab my pucker and be there in a heartbeat to fill in. Such beautiful faces!!!!

  14. metsakins says:

    The adorabuhlness of this is making me woozy.

  15. ding says:

    I’m still trying to figure out whose limbs are where. For the dog on the right, where are her hind legs ?!?

  16. seth says:

    the hovertext, it kills me ded.

  17. catloveschanel says:

    The hovertext was great.
    Jimi Hendrix comes to mind, “SCUSE ME, while I kiss this guy”

  18. Kar says:

    The color coordinated bow’s supposed to go on top of the head or on the ears.

    Not the butt.

  19. LS says:

    Very honkable nosicles!

  20. J. says:

    You guys now running a puppy porn shop?

    Is it just me or do those two labs look like they were caught in the act?

    (Okay, maybe it’s just me.)

  21. skippymom says:

    The one on the right looks like my late friend Phil Carey, and the one on the left looks like his wife, Helen.

  22. ceejoe says:

    beautiful puppehs!
    and brave people, to have white furniture in a doggeh-household!

  23. Annapolitan says:

    The front leg of the pup on the left which is draped between the front paws and across the flank of the pup on the right… do you see a paw? It looks like it’s a peg leg.

    I don’t know what I’m looking at here.

    But cute puppehs!

  24. Sher says:

    Ummmm, catloveschanel, Jimi H was excusing himself to kiss the SKY. Or was yours a joke and I’m being a jerk?

    Love the pups, who even when caught, don’t seem inclined to move an inch! ;-)

  25. Blondie says:

    All you need is the cat making himself comfortable on top of the pile. No kneeding needed. He piled the puppies exactly the way he wanted to.

    Altho that does add a twist to the p0rn thought…)

  26. Natalie says:

    that’s hilarious… looks like they were caught mid-fighty-bitey when someone yelled “photoshoot!” and they got their fake smiles on.
    also, catloveschanel… I think Jimi was saying “kiss the sky” not “kiss this guy”. Right??

  27. skippymom says:

    @Sher, catloveschanel was referring to a classic “misheard lyric”.

  28. skippymom says:

    You can take a look at http://www.kissthisguy.com for more.

  29. Spryte808 says:

    I suppose the blue thing by the dog on the left’s butt could be mistaken for a vibrator..but thats just me. =)

  30. Babs says:

    @skippymom: My favorite has always been “There’s a bathroom on the right.”

  31. Robin Harper says:

    okay, can someone tell me where is the left hind footsie of the kewtsie on the right? this is like looking at a doggie escher…..i see his haunch but no paw….i am tres confoos……

  32. skippymom says:

    Babs: I am very fond, for obvious reasons, of the story about the college professor who thought the refrain of “Give Peace A Chance” was “Oh, we are sailing with Skippy the cat”.

  33. AmyJ says:

    The problem is that once someone tells you about that misheard lyric (or other classics like “Theeeere’s a bathroom on the right”), you’ll hear it that way for the rest of your life…

    Add me to the list of fans of the hovertext!

  34. AmyJ says:

    See, skippymom, that’s exactly what I mean! That’s an awesome one.

  35. Sher says:

    Thanks for the link skippymom. Totally within the realm of what I’d expect Jimmi to do, actually. Misheard or not? Discuss. ;-)

  36. skippymom says:

    I believe the legend goes that on occasion Mr. Hendrix did in fact sing the alternate version, just to mess with people’s heads.

    [Heck, it's what I'd do. Y'know, if I could shred on an upside-down axe. - Ed.]

  37. Wvaden says:

    When I was little, I thought the lyrics were “stuck in an old tire again.” Mostly because I’d never heard of Lodi.

  38. Blondie says:

    I’m sure you all are familiar with The Clash’s song, Lock the Cat Box. “Charlene gimme latte! Lock the cat box, lock the cat box…” Or Foriegner’s Cat Box Hero.

  39. skippymom says:

    Lock the cat box! Great! (Except, when I was young and we used to dance to that, we hadn’t yet heard of “latte” ha ha.)

  40. catloveschanel says:

    Lock the Cat Box! That’s funny. Glad there are so many Jimi-lovers here!

  41. Camille says:

    Misheard lyrics are also known as “mondegreens.”

  42. Resriechan says:

    @ skippymom:

    Below please see our agency’s suggestion for a new slogan for Bird’s Eye Frozen Vegetables/ Peas, ideally targeted toward young children & toddlers:

    “Give Peas a chance!”

  43. skippymom says:

    Resriechan, have you seen the bumper sticker that says “Visualize Whirled Peas”?

  44. Paunchie says:

    Sailing with Skippy the Cat! hahaha! good one.

    I guess the right one is sitting on her back legs, sure does look odd though. Where are your legs girl??!!

  45. Gigi says:

    Off course there’s the classic Elton John lyric: Don’t let your son go down on me….

  46. Paunchie says:

    GIGI!! lol naughty!!

  47. Robin Harper says:

    Gigi, that is one of my favs!! Do you know “Big Ol’ Jed had a light on?”

  48. catloveschanel says:

    Gigi! Lol, I never heard that one

  49. Gigi says:

    @ Robin Harper, yes love that one, and the Beatle’s Lucy’s in a fight with Linus.

  50. Robin Harper says:

    Oh, that’s good, I never heard that one! HOW do I get a cool little code name like everybody else? :-)

  51. Mary (the first). says:

    Ok, I’ve never heard of the Lucy’s in a fight with Linus one. As for the doglets, they were definitely “caught in the act”. Clearly. That is a guilty look if ever I saw one. Times 2.

  52. Chen says:

    So cute!!

  53. skippymom says:

    At Christmastime my father used to sing, “Check the b*lls on a long-haired collie”. OK, that one was not actually a case of mishearing.

  54. Resriechan says:

    @ Robin Harper: All ya gotta do is go down to the same “Leave a Comment” box & just under the Name box, make a different clever name there but still in the email box below it needs a real email (prob your same email will let you change the name in the first box. Just change how your “Name” box reads, before posting your next comment !!! Have fun & enjoy silliness/ fluffiness/ cuteness;….
    there are lots of folks here who use either literary or music or grammatical errors as part of their name. Often there are multiples of a basic first name; thus the CO “Not that Mike, the Other Mike” !!!! There actually is, in addition to Meg who runs CO, there is also a Meg (the other one) !!!

  55. Claudia C. says:

    OK must submit my fav scrambled lyrics:
    “Precious and few are the moments we toucans’ share”
    and “After all the whooey we been through”
    Peas, Out!

  56. Aquamarine says:

    Thank you, Resriechan! Now can you guess who I am?? MMuuuoooohhaahaahhaaa! (evil laughter)

    Unfortunately this is the cutest/cleverest thing I can come up with at the moment…pretty weak….

  57. Jen8 says:

    Privacy chew toy?

  58. llism says:

    Check out Dave Barry’s Book of Bad Songs for a great section on misheard lyrics. Or just check out the whole book, period. It’s awesome.

  59. Queen of Dork says:

    They look like my (late) sister’s dogs Ladderbelly and Wasichu.

  60. Theresa says:

    My brother was very fond of the Rolling Stones’ “I’ll Never be Your Pizza Burger.”

  61. Taranormal says:

    I thought it was “I’ll never be your pizza burnin’” ;)

    LOVE the matching toy and collars. My sweet golden has the same bone in Orange and it is certainly NOT a vibrator! :P

  62. Noelegy says:

    The Billy Dean song, “We Just Disagree”? I used to hear it as “There’s only you and me, and preachers disagree.”

    Then there was “Ghost spiders in the sky.”

  63. Resriechan says:

    @ Aquamarine :

    “Why yes, yes, I can” and “You’re welcome; glad that it were useful!!”
    Guess my mom managed to get SOMETHING useful outta me after all….

    Hope you’re having a “Golden” day (get it? the dawgs here ‘r G. Retrievers; golden day, etc, etc & so forth & so on & etc…..okay, yewgitthapoint.)

  64. Arr Arr says:

    My all time fave was the Doors’ classic: “Hello, I love you, let me jump in your gown.”

    Love the chew toy on the dog’s butt. So dog-like.

  65. vlohma says:

    Upon closer inspection, I do believe that one on the left has her upper lip curled under. I do like the look of that on a dog.

  66. janet2buns says:

    I’ve always liked Alanis Morrisette’s “It’s not fair to deny me, of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me, you, you, you, oughta know!” My son, (aged 7) came up with that one.

  67. Queen of Dork says:

    Aquamarine: Your very, scary, evil laughter scared me! And cracked me up!!!

  68. Biscuit Tin says:

    Couples-in-their-barefeet shots are such a cliche. These two do it as well as any I’ve seen, however.

    I never liked Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit until I read about a guy who thought the lyric “I feel stupid / And contagious” was “I’ve got soup, it’s / In containers”. That makes the whole song.

    [bwAAAAAHAHAHHHAHA*snork*gasp*AHAHAHAHAAAAaaa... - Ed.]

  69. Resriechan says:

    @ QoD :

    (about to “hit tha’ hay, ‘cuz today was just TOO exciting for me (literally; emotionally. exh…..email me elsewhere :) ; I am monitoring it; nightynightyzzzzzzzz love moi)

  70. Arielle says:

    when i was little i asked my mom who Aunt Chelsea was, because in all the christmas songs it says “in Aunt Chelsea’s stable”. i didn’t know it was latin…

  71. Ruth says:

    They have more legs than a bucket of chicken !

  72. Hon Glad says:

    I am the lord of the darned seatee = I am the lord of the dance, said he.

  73. mems13 says:

    This just makes me want another yellow lab. I thought I was content with just the one but oh how they look in PAIRS!!!!

    *sigh*

  74. mems13 says:

    P.S it’s not an over bite. My girl does the same thing with her lips. It’s like she sucks her lip in sometimes. It’s cute as heck. I think it adds character :)

  75. KittyMarthaPoo says:

    Ahhhh. They look so smoooooth…. **snorgles their smooth white bellies**

    And look how all their paws are entertwined!! :)

  76. Theresa says:

    And of course there was that poor girl in “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds”: “The girl with colitis goes by.” :mrgreen:

  77. snorglepup says:

    @ Theresa, best one yet! LOL
    @ puppies, so much to snorgle. So little time…

  78. T.U.M. says:

    Pale doggie faces with black licorice nosies = instant ded from squee.

    Speaking of Christmas carols, I think my favorite is the song about Round John Virgin.

  79. Kat says:

    mems13, my dog does this too! his lips get stuck up in the weirdest positions. Sometimes it looks like he’s snarling when he’s just laying on the couch because of it.

    Love this pic! I wish my beagle would cuddle with my mom’s lab, he’s anti social though.

    My favorite misheard lyric is probably “rockin’ the cat box”

  80. Aquamarine says:

    Resriechan: I hope you had a golden day too, although it’s too late to RETRIEVE it, now that it’s gone…..sorry, didn’t mean to PUNish you like that…..okay, I’ll stop now….this thread is so yesterday….on to piggie tocks!

  81. Padfoot_Lives says:

    Gorgeous labs. I am still chuckling at the “modesty bone”.

    [Funny you should mention... - Ed.]

  82. mems13 says:

    Kat, I know! Hehe I tell her to stop giving me lip when she does it. Interestingly enough, we have a beagle too. Well, he is more my husbands dog. They (my lab and the beagle) love to cuddle, but when we go to the dog park the beagle is pretty anti social as well where as my girl is a social butterfly. I wonder if it’s a breed thing? I don’t know too many beagle owners…

  83. jabberwocky says:

    One of my personal favs, that my dad used to sing, “secret asian man, secret asian man; they’ve given you a number, but taken away your name…”

  84. Blondie says:

    “There might be a little dust on the bible
    But don’t let it fool ya about what’s inside
    There might be a little dust on the bible
    It’s one of those things that gets sweeter with time.”

    I had no idea it was ‘dust on the BOTTLE’ until I was singing it out loud and someone corrected me. D’oh!

    [I'm not familiar with the song -- either version -- but this is pretty funny. - Ed.]

  85. Resriechan says:

    @Padfoot…. Re.: #81 (above)

    Wait — Did you say “modesty bone”????? I only just got that one
    Hmmmmmmmmmmmm…