THIS JUST IN: A puppeh with pink glasses

This pup is seeing 20/10, People, and he’s reading the eye chart on the wall and it says:

I

OWN

YER

ASS

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Impressive at such a young age, @Mishmashed!

Comments

  1. skippymom says:

    Hmmm, who does this puppy look like?

  2. AuntieMame says:

    Sally Jessy?

    [Whoa, flashback. I'd totally forgotten about her. - Ed.]

  3. Nose freckles rock, as do tiny puppehs in ridiculously large pink glasses!

  4. Queen of Dork says:

    skippymom: Sir Elton John as a child?

  5. Thanks. >:<
    Now I'm ded.
    Harumph.

  6. I believe my brain is now mush or at the very least gooified from the cutest puppeh ever

  7. LOL 20/20 in TWO DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS!!!

  8. I believe it was Dorothy Barker who said “Doggies don’t make passes at Puppettes who wear glasses”.

    But she was wrong! Who would not want to snorgle this puppeh???

  9. Resriechan says:

    clean linens, ‘n wrinkled puppies, ennyone?

  10. Baby puppy with professor glasses is doing investigational research on snorgling. I signed up. Can’t wait to get started!

  11. Yes you puppers. Yes, you do.

  12. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
    *faints

  13. So damn cute he looks like he has always used glases lol

  14. The baby blue eyes! The EYES! I cannot stand it!

  15. Pink glasses match pink nose!!

  16. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

    Metz: Would that be 40/40?

  17. Resriechan says:

    @ Meaghan:

    perhaps a pair of photos would do the job: this guy, next to the pic of the shaven (shorn?) white kitty with the also stunningly blue eyes ….? Did you see that one? Its title was “Help me out, man”.

  18. oh
    my
    goodness
    : )

  19. Mary (the first). says:

    I want to smooch every one of those freckles on his nose/lips. SMMOOOOCCCHHH

    (p.s.@Skippymom, with all due respect I suggest Sir Winston C. .. not the cat.. the real one..

  20. Mary (the first). says:

    (or Wilford Brimley. One or the other.)

  21. Aw, love that his glasses match his nose! :-)

  22. frailgesture says:

    Eleanor Roosevelt?

  23. Resriechan says:

    @ (don’t know how to do the crossed out frailgesture):

    You are a very wise & perceptive individual. Perhaps you might consider application to work at international embassies or poss the united nations.

    Signed,
    Your Obedient Servant..

  24. I always wondered if there are any animals out there that actually have poor vision and have to wear glasses. Talk about a designer nerd puppy! If anything cuter than this existed, it would probably be that! Check out my blog to see pigs bred as pets… it is the latest trend! Rupert Grint has one!

  25. victoreia says:

    @frailgesture: *snerk*

  26. earlybird1 says:

    May I just mention the tiny proportion of legs to head? This ratio may cause viewers to spontaneously ‘splode. Not to mention the eyes pointing every which way but straight. *sighs with happiness*

  27. Aiiiieeeeeeee! *head explodes*

  28. earlybird1 says:

    AND THE EAR FLAPS, PEOPLE!! (realizes the merlot glass may have something to do with this gushing). Puts it down sheepishly.

  29. earlybird1 says:

    No, I will not blame the merlot. Puppeh gets all the credit! :D

  30. Samuel L Jackson, just take a look:

    http://gretachristina.typepad.co/.a/6a00d8341bf68b53ef010535cab162970b-800wi

    The have the exact same expression.

  31. Bebeh bulldog, it’s a bebeh bulldog . . .

  32. Puppy reminds me of cookies and cream icecream <3

  33. I cannot believe CNN isn’t picking up on this story.

  34. Love the “glasses” resting on the nose chub, adorable! “-D

  35. [cueing "Blue Danube" on vinyl]

    Chub chub chub chub chub.
    Chub chub! Chub chub!
    Chub chub chub chub chub,
    Chub chub! Chub chub…

  36. Queen of Dork says:

    Patito Gigante: CNN cannot report on this story as puppy’s lawyers have already pre-threatened horribly expensive lawsuits if they do.

  37. Glasses frames are matchingks with nose!

  38. You’ve got such a nuzzle-able head, puppy. Nuzzle, nuzzle.

  39. lol!!!!!!!! so CUT3!!! xD

  40. Resriechan says:

    (wondering about the choice of Blue Danube. Vinyl? check. I get that.)

  41. When glasses match color of snoutular region = cuteoverload !

  42. omg why oh why oh why is this puppy so much cuter with those little glasses on?

  43. The eyes are just ever-so-slightly Marty Feldman-ish.

  44. kibblenibble says:

    I concur with the many CO commenters: The peenk nosie, freckles, and teeny velvet ear flaps are irresistable, and the glasses magnify all the Qteness exponentially. Thanks again CO, for making my day!

  45. soxfan413 says:

    Nose chub! Mr. (or Ms.) Potatohead glasses, I’m guessing. Love it!

  46. SQUEEEEE!

  47. Prosh face chub rolls.

  48. They look like Harriet the Spy glasses, ‘cept pink instead of black.

  49. @skippymom:

    I’m getting a young John Denver here…

    (And JD, in turn, reminds me of Scooter from the Muppets, but I’m not sure if that’s intentional on the part of the Muppeteers, which then in turn makes me think how Steven Colbert is just like Sam the American Eagle, and I think I remember hearing somewhere that that was intentional on the part of Colbert, but maybe I’m just making that up, but then that makes me think…*gasp! huff! puff!* Now, what was I saying? Oh, yeah, young John Denver. That’s who this pup looks like.)

  50. Perfect for anything and everything.

  51. Yes, he/she owns my ass, not to mention my heart and soul. I am all yours, little freckled pupster. Do with me as you will (and please spare me no mercy). *thud*

  52. @Resriechan (lol this is late)

    I just looked it up (the striked text), it’s:
    text here
    text here
    But without the spaces.

    This is my first time commenting, I am so nervous! X-D

  53. Okay let me try that again:

    t e x t h e r e

  54. ;A; Okay this is the last try.

    texttexttext

    But without the dashes.

    [OK, it's just the "strike" tag. It looks like «strike»example text«/strike» except with SINGLE angle-brackets, y'know, like less-than and greater-than signs. - Ed.]

  55. Does da wittle puppeh need a seeing eye person? If so, I volunteer! : )

  56. I love how his glasses match his little pink nosicle.

  57. I think she looks a little like Kelly Osbourne when she’s worn the Sally-Jesse-esque glasses. Something about the pouty, chubby face…

  58. maddiehope says:

    That produced an audible “AAAAWWWWW!” in the middle of the office. TOTALLY worth it.

  59. Can’t get much cuter! I love how only one eye is looking in our direction.

  60. Resriechan says:

    @ J:

    BWA HA HA HA (etc., etc, & so forth!)

  61. Queen of Dork says:

    I still think he looks a bit like a young Sir Elton.

    Resriechan: I’m once again stuck at home. Now I have pinkeye. *gross*

  62. Queen of Dork says:

    Hey!! Where the *&$%%^@ has my avatar gone off to now?!

  63. Queen of Dork says:

    Avatar: Would you PLEASE stay put?

    [Are you typing in your info every time you comment? You can set up a WordPress account (free, remember) with your avatar, and just stay logged in... - Ed.]

  64. I agree with AuntieMame…. TOTALLY Sally Jessy

  65. @ Pear.. Welcome to jungle. (cue evil laugh)Bwahahahahhahaahha!!!!1!!!11!

    Oh Blue Danube on Vinyl would be awesome.. although I enjoy music on DVD’s and MP3 players and such the sound of a record really is very nice too! I guess it is the crackles.

    [Heh. How about wax cylinder? - Ed.]

  66. thelibrarianne says:

    I’m dead. This puppeh killed me. Death by adorable-ness.

  67. Resriechan says:

    @ QoD: so THIS is where you went.
    I know the inkeye thing is more than a minor drag.

    @ thelibrarienne:

    nice screen name. It’s smart to spell it that way here. Rumor hazzit that there are more than 2 or 3 librariologists in this neighborhood. One particular rumor has been put out, that I, myself, *might be* one of That Group.
    Our sources have, however, been unable as of yet, to confirm that rumor,

  68. Resriechan says:

    (oops “the Pinkeye thing”, not “the Inkeye thing”)

    “D’oh !”

  69. He most be in love! From what I can tell, those are rose coloured glasses!

  70. Could we mebbe see a rear view of this puppeh? It is, after all, TOCKTOBER.

  71. GreyandWhite Kitty says:

    Those frames and the bright colours are very popular these days. He’s a trendy pup.

  72. skippymom says:

    Seconding Theresa’s request. The last several posts have featured hardly any ‘tocks at all, for crying out loud.

  73. We want ‘tocks, we want ‘tocks!!!!

  74. so cute! try the link below to see it on a cute girl…

    [Not the same, though. - Ed.]

  75. Mary (the first). says:

    We want ‘tocks, we want ‘tocks!!!!! (banging metal cup on cell bars) (oops.. may have revealed too much of my private life there)

  76. AuntieMame says:

    I probably wouldn’t have thought of Sally Jessy Raphael, either, except that somewhere recently I ran across a video clip of a commercial she made way back when, with Little Richard and Pat Morita (and some other guy, can’t remember who), I think for Hamburger Helper or one of those other dinner helper products. The one where Pat is setting the table and Little Richard is trying to sneak out, but SJ makes him go help with the table. So he moves a fork a half inch to the right and says “There! I helped!” :D

  77. Resriechan says:

    @ Auntie Mame:

    1) I heartily endorse the PRODIGIOUS (slightly weird vocab word for the day) scope of yer memoire.
    2) Thank you for the recreation of that Hallmark (Hamburger Helper?) moment. It made me LOL.
    3) SJR specs = fire engine red. Other than the slight color shift, altogether you provided me (& others I’m sure w/ many warm fuzzies in the past 24 hrs).

    Peace & hamburger helper (or not) to all.

  78. Resriechan says:

    @ Pear: DO NOT FEAR the first commenting. We will (probably) allow you to return unscathed.
    [With one notable exception, of course... - Ed.]

    I’m sure what you wrote is PRECISELY correct. I, however, seem to “feelin’ fuzzy” (NOT quite as pleasant as “feelin’ groovy”; although it seems to occur to me often) & not quite understanding what part is directed at me? Please forgive my inadequacies ….aka ….in other (ever so affectionate & welcoming vocabulary)words….(HUH????) please elucidate & again HAVE NO FEAR
    (just ignore the man behind the curtain; remember they told us that, in “The Wizard of Oz”? Still true.)

    kisses, hearts, cute puppies (but befuddlement )from my end.

    It’s not you, it’s me …(etc etc).

  79. Resriechan says:

    OH NOW I GET IT !! aka “D’OH!”

    Pear: I just went alllllllllll the way back to thu beginnin uh the commentz here & realized that you meant my not knowing how to copy the crossed out text that Frail Gesture used, to carefully edit him/herself in order to prevent the “famous people” and “wrinkled DAWGS” comparisons & commentroversy of the other day.

    Okay. Cancel the whole note from a moment ago.
    Sorry. I’m not really here, I’m just a Fig Newton of someone’s imagination.

    **whistles the famous “I’m innocent; I didn’t do anything illegal” tune & walks away into the darkness, hoping noone is laughing at her …*

  80. Queen of Dork says:

    Fig Newtons…yummmm. ummm. yummm. munch, muuch. yummmmm… ummmmmm.ummmm

  81. Queen of Dork says:

    Oreos. yummmmmmm. (fried?) ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  82. I would have said Drew Carey…

    [...and I'm sure he's very grateful that you would - Ed.]

  83. TigerLuvr says:

    Oh my god so cute!!!!!

  84. sophia L. says:

    that is the most cutest dog in the world. =)

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