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From the monthly archives: October 2009
Night of the Living Meerkats
October 31, 2009 By
Over here, guys! Brains! Braaaaaaaaiiiiinnnnns!
Braiiiinnnssss? BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSS!!!!
Sorry, no more braaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnsss…
From Halloween at the Bristol Gardens Zoo. Photos by Matt Cardy/Getty Images.
You’re Trick-or-Treating in That?!
October 31, 2009 By
Pffthht — er, I mean, it’s very, um, distinctive. I especially like the way the silver lamé tutu complements the spaceman helmet. And the corrugated-tin epaulets with the pink satin trim make a very, um, interesting statement.
So you run along, get lotsa candy, etc. You’ll be back early, I assume. (snort, pffht!)
Evil never looked so garsh-darned adorable, Eden B.
Blooming Doom
October 31, 2009 By
Authorities believe the photographer is also the owner of these cicadas pugs. She has not been seen since this photo was taken, and with the petals found ditched on the side of the road, police are fearing the worst.
Halloween is a dangerous day.
Photo from Boston.com, via Josh N.
Three Heads Are Cuter Than One
October 31, 2009 By
It’s Halloween, and time once again for examples of costumed pet redonkulousness, courtesy BuzzFeed. A few favorites:
Why is this iPhone costume scary? Because it’s in … a dead zone (ooooo-WEEEEE)!
Now when he was a puppeh / He nevah thought he’d see / People put a hat on him / Just like a boy king…
That Little Hangy Thing Looks Like Fun
October 30, 2009 By
Yeah, I don’t see a canary down there, so it looks like you’ll be OK. But again, that scenario typically applies to coal mines only, so I’d advise you to see a medical professional for a second opinion.
I hope you’re not allergic to floof, Allison L.
Technically, This Isn’t Stalking
October 30, 2009 By
Every time I see her, I just can’t look away. I try to tell myself I’m over her, but then I see that face, those eyes… and that’s when I say to hell with the restraining order…
Here I am, my darling! I’ve missed you so much — did you miss me, too? I got so worried when you didn’t answer my last 47 letters that I just had to see you…
Wait, who’s this? Not him again! I thought I told you to stay away from him! Can’t you see he’s no good for you? He’ll never love you the way that I love you! Never!
Yes, just the two of us now… Oh, my sweet, how I’ve longed for this moment to come once more… to gaze into those faraway eyes, to kiss those full pouting lips, ohhhharrghthphth hrrarghtphht slobber slobber mmmghpth hmrrphth…
Alllll rightie then, Julie O.
The Neighborhood Will Never Be the Same
October 30, 2009 By
Willard and Wanda Worrywart were, perhaps predictably, two nervous nellies to be begin with. Willard often compulsively paced in circles, while Wanda fretted over the smallest disruptions.
But in recent days, the Worrywarts often found themselves on the verge of suffering full-blown panic attacks. Their mental states were deteriorating, and Willard was especially affected.
It was their new neighbor; he was bizarre, and frankly, terrifying. It was like living in an episode of the Twilight Zone.
They had no one to complain to, so they were forced to endure the daily harassment. Neither Willard nor Wanda knew how long they’d last. But they knew one thing for certain: When they woke up, he would be there.
Call some therapists, Vicki C. and Regina C.
Friday Haiku: … And Don’t Feed Them After Midnight
October 30, 2009 By
A gruesome gremlin
Dredged from the depths to inspire
Your horror haiku
That looks like a three-towel job, Lorena C.
This is some serious snorfing action
October 29, 2009 By
SNOOOOOOORRRRF!
Snorf. [Camera tips over due to vacuum]
Photograph by Sean Crane of a young bearded piglet in Tanjung Puting National Park in Borneo, Indonesia. They have some serious snorting going on over there. I can almost feel the wind rushing in that direction. Fabulousness brought to you by National Geographic, natch!
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