Move your bodeh!
Move that bodeh-oh!
Move your bodeh!
Move that bodeh-oh!
And repeat, Bob N.
From the monthly archives: September 2009
And 1 and 2 and
September 9, 2009 By
The Cats Have Gone To The Golden Arches. No, Not THOSE Golden Arches.
September 9, 2009 By
Look, I’m no bloodhound, but I swear I can’t find The Cat anywhere. I mean, don’t get me wrong – I’m no fan, you know? The Cat thinks he’s better than me. He’s all high and mighty and always gets all up in my mug about being “potty trained”. Look, I could crap in a bin of pebbles if I wanted to too, but I choose to take my business curbside. All proper-like.
Still, I kind of miss The Cat. Bring on the comfort food.
Don’t forget the apple pie, Josh P.
Will you People STOP submitting this vid
September 9, 2009 By
With videos like these, we’re only going to have MORE commentroversies and more people upset and accusing us of turning the blender on or more inappropriate children asking for pasickies or causing obeseness in cats! It’s not like we’re posting racks or something.
So just stop.
Yes he gets up in the end. Submitted by: EVERYONE
Ode to a Day Without Cats
September 9, 2009 By
A Day Without Cats? Can this be?
We must stop this catastrophe!
Search everywhere, from up to down,
And don’t give up until they’re found!
We’ll catacomb the countryside
To find out where our kitties hide.
Until we thwart this plan demonic
We’ll search until we’re catatonic!
We love to hug and chase them so,
Please, Internet, don’t erase them! No!
Oh, heed our plaintive caterwaul,
Or life will be no fun at all.
Photos: Burrowing Owl by Barloventomagico. Now I can see better by annkelliott, Meerkat Mischief by MorningThief581. Peek-a-Boo! by Somesay. Tin Head by Dragonfly_dreamer72 and Peek-a-Boo! by Gilles Gonthier.
I gotta get this one in before tomorrow’s Day Without Cats hits
September 8, 2009 By
Tomorrow: 9/9/09 – A Day Without Cats
September 8, 2009 By
GET READY!
Cats everywhere are taking the DAY OFF tomorrow to honor Urlesque’s Day Without Cats. It’s time other ani-pals got a chance to shine (without kitteh attention-hogs stealing all the Internet limelight.)
So brace yourselfs, tomorrow you won’t see Nora playing the piano. You won’t see Spaghetti Cat or Winston. You won’t even see a cartooned Simon’s Cat. You.may.die.
So, Dr. Charmin, My Old Nemesis…
September 8, 2009 By
… we meet again! You look surprised to see me, you villainous swine…
Perhaps you’re wondering how I escaped your thugs in Tangiers…
And that bomb in the Swiss embassy — that was meant for me, I assume?
It was the girl who warned me — you should never have trusted her…
And now it’s the end of the line for you, evildoer!
The sender-inner? The name’s W. — Robin W.
Benson Hedges, Private Eye in: The Case of the Kidnapped Kitties!
September 8, 2009 By
It was one of those nights when all a tired gumshoe wants is to get away from the babes and bullets and have a nice meal in a restaurant where they don’t pat you down for weapons. And so I was about to drown my sorrows in a bowl of Miss Kitty’s famous five-alarm chili when it hit me: Miss Kitty was gone!
Now, another Joe might have shrugged it off, but when this nose smells trouble, buddy, I follow it. So my partner and I staked out an abandoned warehouse…
“Follow me,” I said. “We’re going in!” But he just stood there with that dopey grin on his face. He was too yellow, and I’d have to go it alone.
When I got inside, I could hear muffled voices, saying something about “a day without cats.” So that was their plan; Miss Kitty was only the beginning. They wouldn’t stop until they’d stolen every kitten from the Internet — unless I stopped them first.
Can Benson corral the catty kidnappers and crack the case? Will tomorrow truly be A Day Without Cats? Stay tuned for the next thrilling episode!
Photos from “My Hedgehog” by Yoppy.
Mmmm… Crunchy!
September 8, 2009 By
Macaqueing Around
September 7, 2009 By
May your labor day be filled with cool pools of water, hot sun, and (not shown here) Monkey-sized Pabst Blue Ribbons.
Thanks for the heads up / reminder / good-natured nagging Goodwin D.!
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