From the monthly archives: September 2009

Friday Haiku: Sharing Is Caring

September 18, 2009 By Not That Mike The Other Mike

Share and share alike
Unalike? Share anyway
Now share your haiku

Thanks for sharing, Sheri B.

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Homework is HARD!

September 18, 2009 By Meg

I hate math

I hate sciences

I’m majoring in naps

You get a ‘Z’ grade, Sae K.

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Awesome dreams, Man!

September 17, 2009 By Meg

I was all skydiving into a vat of tuna when I suddenly woke up in the living room, Man!

WHOOOOA Ela B.!

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It’s Time for Cat Massage!

September 17, 2009 By Not That Mike The Other Mike

Petting is passé; your cat wants a massage. From Everything is Terrible comes edited highlights from this inane how-to video, offering such pearls of truth as:

Massage will randomly transform your cat into a stuffed animal;
A “drooler” is not a person specializing in rings and watches;
Right-handed people should use their right hand.

Who’s the best sender-inner in the United States? It’s you, Nicole M., it’s you!

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In Just 30 Seconds, You Will Utterly Despise The New York Lottery

September 17, 2009 By Not That Mike The Other Mike

Oh sure, it gets off to a promising start, but just you wait: In mere moments, you will yearn for a plague of locusts to blacken the skies above their offices, and to hear the wailing and lamentations of their Marketing executives.

Wait for it… Wa-a-a-a-ait for it…

But sender-inner S.A. thought it was cute, so we’ll let them live.

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The GIFs That Keep on Giving

September 16, 2009 By Not That Mike The Other Mike

Browse enough message boards, or open enough e-mails, and odds are you’ve seen a few animated GIF images — tiny video clips full of endlessly-repeating hilarity, their sources long forgotten. Below, a few favorites (about 2MB each):

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The Last Puppy Video You Will Ever Need

September 16, 2009 By Not That Mike The Other Mike

Fellow peeps, you are just one imperceptible hand movement away from the Holy Grail of canine cuteness. This one has it all: Five fluffy Maltese eating each others’ heads, random squeaking and whimpering, gratuitous roughhousing, awkward stacking, yawning and falling over, and if that wasn’t enough, one of them rolls in its own food! Now how much would you pay?